AIDY BRYANT - almost as fat and annoying as dung-ass DUNHAM

AIDY? That's not a good first name or nickname. It sounds like you've got a fatal sexual disease. Or you're a retard who plays the drums badly on cruise ships. Or you're skinning your knees constantly and need bandages all the time.

AIDY BRYANT is the "ho ho ho, FAT LADY" on "Saturday Night Live." She's supposed to be hilarious because she's a walking blob. Indeed, in almost every sketch she's in, the big joke is that she's a BIG FAT LOSER.

I don't think that's so funny. She's usually in a stupid repetitive (this IS "Saturday Night Live") recurring bit in which she's a teen twat co-hosting some kind of public access cable show. Her prettier host never lets her talk much, and keeps changing the subject every time the blob speaks. Ha ha. Stop already, you're killing...every punchline.

Christ, look at this cow:

I hadn't thought about how abominable this Michelin Woman is, until Rivers dissed Dunham. Yeah...Dunham is awful, and more popular, but Aidy Bryant is one big fat cliche. An episode of Bryant's show is still sticking in my gizzard several weeks later, thanks to her repulsive acting. The forgettable, archly-unfunny fag from "Big Bang Theory" played Peter Pan and she...a variation on Tinkerbell. Aidy was Tink's ultra fat slob sister, Tonk. The problem...it was just an embarrassing excuse for "I'm Fat, Deal With It" lines, as annoying as the "I'm Here and I'm Queer" shouts at gay "pride" parades...the ones that make most gays walk away from the parade in disgust at how some homos seem to think being stereotypically obnoxious is a good thing.

If the lines she had didn't directly have her bragging about her weight, they had her brashly talking like trailer trash. Bryant needs to cut it out with the annoying "ugly fat girl acting ghetto" bit. You know, swiveling the head from side to side, showing attitude, and mouthing every possible rap cliche on the planet. Christ. Yes, there are some fat white trash bitches who do think they can out-cool the Negress who has stolen their Redneck hubby for the night (and more importantly, his huge bottle of Colt 45). But come on. ENOUGH. Bobby Moynihan managed to lift himself out of the slob pit, and do something besides playing "the fat one" in sketches. Kenan Thompson managed it, too. I hope Bryant gets to do that. Or she gets lost.