Belle Knox - Keep Your Clothes On.

Yeah, you expected this, didn't you?

You might remember when the hideous "Tanning Mom," another media freak, decided to try stripping. Or was it the "Octomom," another ugly media freak?

The idea is once you've got attention for nothing...how do you make it pay? By stripping?

You guessed it:

Belle Knox apparently did about five minutes on stage...stripping to one song and leaving.

Really? After we've seen this chick getting banged and spermed...seeing her naked skanky, flat-chested body limping around a stage is supposed to be a great turn-on?

How boring.

I'm tempted to say that this is IT for media whore Belle Knox. She supposedly makes $2,000 per porno. She might be able to make $2,000 a night for a few weeks driving around to various moronic strip clubs situated on highway off-ramps and catering to fat slob morons? Good for her. As long as we don't have to hear about it anymore!

Somehow, I have a feeling this ain't over. Belle might go rushing to Huffington or Jimmy Fallon or Cosmo Magazine declaring that she's an "escort" as well as a porn "actress," and she's making $2,000 a trick. And why not? She's famous. There's a need. Eliot Spitzer (disgraced ex-Governor caught fucking an escort) might be her next client. Or how about being a "phone sex" girl for Anthony Weiner (disgraced ex-Congressman caught sexting women other than his wife, and phoning hookers looking to literally trick him into paying extortion).

With the same excuse as Justin Bieber ("I'm just a kid!") she'll arrogantly do as she pleases, and tell the world that the bottom line is...MONEY. Lots of it.

Meanwhile, parents all over the country are trying to explain to their 18 year-old daughters why fucking somebody on camera for the money to sit front row for a One Direction concert isn't a good idea. Good luck parents.

Miriam-Belle is telling the world she's EMPOWERED. (I AM WOMAN, HEAR ME ROAR...and watch me wipe the semen off my face...)

Pathetic, is it not? What do you see in that picture above? A giddy, giant-nosed homely teenage twit who is overjoyed to be on television. All she had to do was get fucked by a bunch of strangers with some asshole holding a camcorder nearby. Just another sad story that the media will keep on flogging until...what, she does flogging and B&D and S&M videos? Or until a jealous Kardashian takes on an entire basketball team?

No more! Talk about abuse...this stupid story should be OFF the front pages already.

In forums, there's usually a section, NSFW, or "The Morgue" or "For Idiots Only." The forum manager warns you it's the area for porn, for racists, for conspiracy theorists, for assholes. Well, that should apply to newspapers. You should have to click a link to get to the "trivial, stupid and disgusting" section of the news. And this shit should be buried way in the back of any decent newspaper, like the business section and sports section, so you can easily avoid it while turning the page for REAL NEWS.

Al Goldstein once said of whores, "You're not paying for sex...you're paying for for them to LEAVE."

OK Belle, you got paid. Now go away.