Metrosexual Freak RONAN FARROW gets FAKE AWARD

The Woody Allen bashing continues, with ONE person profiting. That person is RONAN FARROW.

Janet Maslin of the New York Times figures this was the plan all along. Mama Mia, wanting her precious natural-born cutie to become a STAR, has pulled every string possible to get this guy cushy jobs in Washington, where he can attend high-profile parties.

She was thinking, "What Gloria Vanderbilt did for her homosexual honey Anderson Cooper, I can do for the re-named Ronan!" (When he was Woody's kid, he was named Satchel. Both names are pretty pretentious.)

Since Mia Farrow hasn't done anything of note since she stopped making Woody Allen movies, it was up to Ronan to up his demi-fame as a Washington D.C. debutante with bitchy Twitter remarks about Woody. You know, how Woody is both his father and his brother-in-law, and so "Father's Day" is a time for great bitterness. Right, bringing up an "incest" angle when, in fact, Woody's wife Soon-Yi is adopted.

And yeah, Ronan can add all the bitterness of having his sister be a home-wrecker. Mia enjoyed that, too. Let's just forget that Mia was the home-wrecker who nearly had Dory Previn in a mental home because Mia took away Andre Previn. Let's forget that Mia's age difference with second husband Sinatra was just as "wrong" as Woody's with Soon-Yi, except Woody's stayed married a lot longer than the Mia-Frank combo.

According to Janet Maslin, the whole re-hash of Dylan Farrow's allegations against Woody came because RONAN was getting all the attention. Believe Maslin. She's not Perez Hilton. She knows. She's at the New York Times, and pointed out that Dylan's shit was rejected by the paper...and only turned up on a Times reporter's blog. Because that particular reporter was a big pal of Mia's. (PS, nice to know a BLOG is relevant!)

Here's RONAN getting more and more attention as he-uh and Mee-uh try desperately to get people to watch his obscure cable show:

Yeah, any award, however meaningless or obscure, is enough to get his mug in the news.

Notice that since being a homo is SO important to having success in show biz these days, Ronan's metrosexual personality is part of the story.

Oh, yes, fey Ronan "dates" men and women. This just makes him an equal-opportunity. The lines are blurred. Except when it comes to Woody Allen. He can't possibly be innocent. Of anything. Even Dylan Farrow is upping the ante there. At first (and in Mia's book) he "molested" her. Which means, he touched her. NOW, she's called it "sexual assault." And, like her lovely brother, she is allowed to leave it at that. Does she mean rape? There would've been physical evidence, no question, if Woody took her virginity at seven. Any physical examination would prove it, and Mia could've had Woody put in prison for 20 years.

Lastly, Ronan, the sexual ambiguous super-hero of cable TV, refuses to address Mia's bizarre statement that Sinatra COULD be his father. Funny, he goes on record as supporting his dear sister, and his mama-Mia, and expects everyone around him, especially Woody Allen, to tell the absolute truth and answer all questions. And he never does. He's going to ride the "is he or isn't he" game until what...until he replaces Piers Morgan at CNN, or maybe Charlie Rose at PBS, or Queen Latifah in syndication? The latter could make him Queen Ronan, which is probably what this freakish, publicity-manipulating pretty boy wants all along.