Asshole Nick Cannon is half-white like Mariah Carey

Here's provocateur Nick Cannon (best known as Mr. Mariah Carey, somewhat known as the goofy-ass face-making host of "America's Got Talent").

You might remember da Wayans Brudders, real hilarious comedians, wearing white face AND drag, to imitate a pair of Caucasian cunts for a movie.

So here, in 2014, Cannon thinks it's hilarious to satirize the nerdy world of skater-boy morons. Really?

Oh, and calling the white character "Smallnut," has nothing to do with a black guy perpetuating the stereotype of the big-dick Negro. Nah.

The main thing you see from the photo is that Nick Cannon doesn't look very white. Not with THAT GORILLA NOSE.

Cannon's been Tweeting about how it's ok to do whiteface because Robert Downey Jr. was in blackface for some movie or other. Somehow, I doubt that the quality and the reason for Downey's make-up matches up with what Cannon's up to. There was also, wasn't there, the case of some starlet or other doing blackface around Halloween, and blacks getting uppity about how she is NOT ALLOWED to play a black character even as a Halloween costume. Or whatever it was. People are Tweeting against Nick and mentioning this...I'm just too fucking bored to go back and remember the chick's name

The bottom line is WHAT IS YOUR POINT? And the point, as far as I can see, is that Cannon wants to laugh at a specific type of white kid, one who would probably not find it funny. One who would probably be extra-beaten up by his black schoolmates because Nick covertly suggested it. That puts a "malicious intent" on it, and that's reverse-racism. Sho' nuff.

But listen, if Cannon thinks it's ok to cackle about racial differences, that's ok with me. I find his face funny. I find it funny that he's attracted to Mariah Carey, who looks fairly white to me. Just because he's essentially an Eddie Murphy wanna-be with little personality of his own, and his face-making on "America's Got Talent" smells of Buckwheat (the "Otay" bulging-eyed black boy in "Little Rascals" shorts of the 30's) is also ok with me.

Congrats, Nick. This is probably the first time in your life that anyone's paid any attention to you. You host a "talent" show where the emphasis is mostly on the "talent." Your marriage is all about you being Mr. Mariah Carey, and how you try not to get upset when people (including contestants on your show) ask how Mariah is. So now you're doing a pretty ugly and awful parody of a skater boy. Anyone betting on Nick having a "hit" with this?