Black on White Crime: The Pope's DOVE attacked by CROW

It's so uplifting, such a spectator delight, seeing white doves "freed" by The Pope...or is it?

It must be horrifying for children and animal lovers to see the beautiful doves released...only to be taken down by crows.

According to the ENPA, an animal rights group, ""Animals born in captivity, not being wild animals, aren't able to recognize predators as such and are thus incapable of fleeing from possible dangerous situations." And so it was, that when two doves were tossed from an open window at the Apostolic Palace on January 26th...both were attacked by predatory birds. Fortunately, the doves weren't instantly killed. They apparently managed to withstand the attacks and flew out of sight. Only to be ultimately pecked to death?

Religious rituals tend to be nutty. Think about the Orthodox Jewish assholes who know just the "right way" to slaughter a chicken...and also insist that the dead bird must be waved around and around in a particular way. Like, God is watching to see how some ugly in-born moron waves a dead fowl over his head?

The dove-tossing ritual began with Pope John Paul II. You can understand his good intention...the symbolic release of captive birds to give them freedom...and the image of the Dove of Peace flying over the land...then sitting on a window sill and shitting in the eye of some Italian moron looking up. Actually, the last time John Paul II tried to give Italy the bird, it was in 2005, on a cold January day...and the dove refused to fly off, preferring the warmth of the room it was in!

Ex-tourism minister Michela Brambilla told the Associated Press that the Pope (named after St. Francis of Assisi) might listen to those who object to this good-hearted but ultimately stupid ritual. "It is clear that traditions of many years reach a moment where they have to be reconsidered," she said.

Animal lovers might be sated if the doves (pigeons, actually) were captured in the wild, and then released back into the wild with only a few days detention. To keep these animals in a coop, and then literally fling them out into the world after having been hand-fed and coddled, is like handing them a death sentence. Then again, Americans think nothing of having a national holiday that revolves around slaughtering turkeys.

The RAT BASTARDS of Spain - another idiot nation that should be booted from the United Nations

You thought the loco idiots of Spain only went nuts with the "running of the bulls?"

Hell no, that's far from the only bull shit from Spain. How about throwing rats around? Hey, that's real hygienic.

This is the 21st Century. THIS is how some people are amused?

There are also places that have organized food fights (as if people aren't starving in other backward shit-head parts of the world, like gang-rape-friendly India).

Me, I'd rather listen to an old Marty Feldman record.

Specifically, the harmless insane bit where an old lady and a crazed old man (played by Feldman, natch) visit a travel agency. Feldman ends up going nuts (more than usual). And yes, there's a rat reference...

The old couple are angry at the owner of a travel agency and compare him unfavorably to a friend named Arthur...

Old Woman:
HE was a gentleman.
Old Man:
Arthur was. And a murderer...
Old Woman:
He wouldn't have stood for any of your nonsense.
Old Man:
No.
Old Woman:
He would have bitten your throat out. Old Man:
He would have done. Arthur was a gentleman.
Old Woman:
He was, yes
Old Man:
He made the finest vanilla blancmange outside of Leamington.
Old Woman:
And and and he took no truck from darkies, and I'll tell you one thing, he could...he could juggle with rats...
Old Man:
(moving towards the door) Well thank you! Well that was fun, wasn't it?
Old Woman:
Yes, now let's go and destroy the grocer.

Go hunt up the whole routine. Believe me, it's a lot more amusing than throwing rats around.

Gang Rape Religious Fanatics in INDIA...boot this backward stinking country from the U.N.

There is no excuse, in the 21st Century, for backward totally insane monkey-men to run wild. If the government of a country does not have strong laws and a President to emphatically deny hate, prejudice and violence...then boot that country out of the United Nations.

It seems every week there's a new outrage from India, involving gang rape. What is especially disgusting in the case below, is that these religious fanatic hypocrites who are disgusted by a woman being involved with someone of a different religion....aren't too disgusted to have sex with her.

Why don't you SHUN a woman like that, you simian barfi-eating bastards? You filthy scum? You hypocrite degenerate orangutans?

The correct response, in even the most backward parts of Hull, would be "I wouldn't touch her with a barge pole," or in Mississippi, "I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole," or in Warsaw, "I wouldn't touch her, and neither should any Pole."

Isn't it just a LITTLE BIT PERVERTED that so-called "religious" people actually would let a woman off the hook IF SHE GAVE THEM ENOUGH MONEY?

Isn't it just a LITTLE BIT PERVERTED that some so-called "leader" in filthy India would be so "moral" as to create live pornography for men, women and CHILDREN to witness??

Imagine the outrage if a bunch of blacks in Africa did that to a white woman, or if a bunch of whites did that to a black woman in Alabama. But because it's Indian-on-Indian, and it happens in a crazed, dirty, animal-like country where gang rape is so common...the outrage is minimal. Hell, you don't even see any women's groups bitching about it. So it'll happen again and again.

India, the land of Gandhi, and the Taj Mahal, is just one sick sikh sicko country and unfortunately it's hardly the only country that so openly tolerates hatred and mindlessly cruel behavior. What's India except the poor man's North Korea, the shit head's Iran, a country of tiny-dicked gutless weasels.

And let's toss in Pakistan, the dirtbag country of more insane religious fanatics and lunatics, who have followed Indian mental cases into the U.K. to gang rape women there and force them into white slavery. People in the U.K. are afraid to point out how these Paki assholes are out of control and forming violent gangs?

How about if India and Pakistan just mutually blow themselves the fuck up? THEY ARE FUCKED UP.

BONO + EDGE = PHIL COLLINS

No, it's not too late to mention the Golden Globes...

...because tiresome assholes Bono and "The Edge" won an award for some shitty theme song for a Mandela movie. I would've preferred the shitty song Taylor Swift wrote for some other shitty movie.

These two silly-named morons are becoming more and more like Phil Collins every year. They write insipid, disposable pop pap. Now they're into Broadway and Films. What next, they're gonna go marry each other like Elton John and David Furnish? Then they can really settle down to appealing to gay audiences.

PS, guys, the "accessories" are getting a tad old, don't you think? Bono and his fairy-pink sunglasses, and moron "The Edge" with that dumbass knit cap. What's the deal, "The Edge" has a receding hairline? And, oh yeah, Little Steven the greasy all-nose no-face spit-swapper for Broooos has a lock on do-rags.

Christ, look at these two assholes.

There's no edge to The Edge. Danny Bonaduce has more cred.

As for Bono, it seems that once in a while, he can get off his soap box and take some instruction on how to be entertaining. Amy Poehler got him to pretend to be sort of her "trainer," giving her a massage and keeping her loose when her name was called, along with four other nominees, in some "Best Actress" category or other. That was kind of funny to see...

What?

You're not even smiling? Well then we can just continue to call Bono a sanctimonious full-of-shit douchebag in ridiculous sunglasses.

PS, the fusspots who complained that Jackie Bisset gave a strange speech...no, she didn't. She was a little awed at winning (if you're over 50 and you're not Meryl Streep, you will not likely win). I liked her line that you can remain beautiful best by forgiving. This was followed by quoting her mother who said that people who give you shit (that word was censored) can "Go to hell, and never come back." So all the fags who tittered about her speech...go to hell and don't come back.

Lastly, Woody Allen is a genius. One of the very few. He writes, directs, and at times even acts in his own films. His output of nearly 50 original films is astounding. For a genius, he's a pretty good guy. It's sickening that some Hollywood assholes are treating him the same way a previous generation of assholes treated Chaplin. Reports, quite accurate, noted that the drunks and jerks at the Golden Globes sat on their hands when it was announced he was getting a Lifetime Achievement Award. Like, uh, can we applaud this guy and risk Ronan Farrow throwing a hissy fit? Fuckin' Farrow, who has made a name for himself ONLY by dissing Woody Allen? Props and guts to Diane Keaton for accepting the award in his honor, and pointing out what a tremendous amount of good, original and at times risk-taking films this guy has made. Naturally she got the same abuse as Bisset, hooted at for talking too much and being a tad eccentric. (See: Go to hell and don't come back).

Put it this way, Woody's contribution to culture dwarfs Bono and "The Edge" and all the year's Golden Globe winners combined. Anybody gonna be talking about or renting Adam Sandler or Amy Poehler sitcoms ten years from now? Anyone going to be talking about Kevin Spacey's mini-series on Netflix? Scorcese gets the ovations as the greatest living director. That idiot Tarantino is considered a genius. And everyone's supposed to be in awe of every Spike Lee "joint." But Woody Allen...who is maverick enough to ignore all awards shows...is treated coldly even when he gets a Lifetime Achievement award? People who deny Woody Allen...go to hell and don't come back.

OBNOXIOUS GIRLY-MAN JUSTIN BIEBER ARRESTED FOR DUI - SEND THE ASS-HAT TO JAIL, PLEASE!

ASS-HAT PUNK Justin Bieber has FINALLY BEEN ARRESTED.

This is, so far, the best entertainment news of 2014.

The alter-ego of Viley Virus, this cretin has been asking for it for such a long time. FLORIDA, you can redeem yourselves for all the evil you've done, by SENTENCING THIS LITTLE PRICK TO TEN YEARS IN JAIL.

Smelly Leonardo DiCaprio - Rarely Uses Deodorant. Most stars STINK!

LEONARDO DICAPRIO IS A PIG.

Is that a surprise?

I never liked the guy, but then again, I'm not a homo. Only women and homos (and fools and horses) like Leonardo DiCaprio. He was a punk 20 years ago, a smirky-looking creep. Some find his "look" appealing...he even managed to star in the awful "Titanic," because typical damsels in distress like Kate Winslet end up going for the stable boy.

He's aged into a round-headed dirtbag, so he starred in the incredibly awful "Great Gatsby" (I shut it down within 10 minutes). Now he's in yet another of those Scorcese "let's have a vicarious thrill about excess, cruelty and vice...and have it all go wrong" movies.

DiCaprio is just a fuckin' pig, and so are almost all of the other jackasses who are male movie stars. And if they aren't jackasses on screen, they're jackasses in real life (Russell "Gladiator" Crowe) comes to mind. But it turns out the reason DiCaprio is a pig, at least in today's headlines, is because he doesn't bathe regularly.

DiCaprio is not only a pig, but an asshole.

So are the rest of the idiots who "conserve" for the wrong reason.

What's the right reason? Morality. You don't eat meat and you don't wear fur because you, like Morrissey, think it's abominable to kill an animal if you don't have to.

Another right reason? A disgust with wastefulness. You don't automatically need a bag every time you buy something. You don't need to paw 50 napkins from the dispenser when you eat a pizza. You shouldn't be using paper plates just because you're too fucking lazy to wash dishes. And you shouldn't be using paper diapers (aka nappies) when you can just let your rotten brat play in the bathtub.

BUT...recycling? Saving water by not showering? Not using deodorant because there's chemicals in them? Forget it, Saint of Stupidity.

Take a look around ya boy. (I'm channeling Barry McGuire).

The fucking Japanese are killing every whale they can find.

The fucking Muslim fuckheads are killing every Christian and Jew they can find.

The fucking Latinos are overpopulating the world with their jabbering spawn and refusing to speak English.

The fucking Swedes think it's OK to steal everybody's "hard work" so they can pirate it all and collect ad money.

The fucking Dutch are big fat fucking Dutch Douchebags who contribute nothing to the planet except the shit pouring out of their ugly fat asses.

The fucking Chinese are so stupid and obnoxious they'd rather wear masks all day than curb pollution.

Need I go on? The animals are being slaughtered to extinction. Trees are chopped down. The rain forest diminishes. While YOU, Lenny Roundhead, are denying yourself a shower, a few miles away some fucking Mexican illegal alien shit-for-brains is happily frolicking with his 12 brats and using a garden hose on them as they use up gallons per minute...and across the country 3,000 miles, their Puerto Rican counterparts have opened up a bunch of fire hydrants just for laughs.

There is NO point in being a fucking maniac about saving water or recycling newspaper or plastic bottles. Why? So little Abdul, and little Avontay and little Acelino can throw rolls of toilet paper out the window to cheer their soccer team? Cheer that some plane has knocked into a building killing thousands of white people? That a bomb in a restaurant dispensed with a 100 more Jews?

Let me say something nice about Leonardo, now.

Leo, you are far from the stinkiest celebrity out there. No matter how much he bathes, Kanye West is shit. Actual shit. So is his cunt wife Kim. So are all the Kardashians. So are all "reality" stars. So are all the stubble-faced leading men. So are the idiot chicks with their implants and their lack of talent (Katy Perry). How many celebrities out there are role models anymore? How many are even talented? Why do you think old Meryl Streep and old lady Dench win all the acting awards? You really think that Bieber and Viley Virus are even up to the level of Sonny and Cher? Christ, stars STINK today, whether they take showers or not. There's your compliment, you sleazy, creepy-looking round-faced greaseball.

Leo, you are stinking for nothing. You're so fucking worried that after you die, there should be people watching your movies? They won't be. "Titanic" and "Great Gatsby" are not part of what Abdul and Acelino and Avontay find entertaining. You are WHITE, Leo. In a world where "Beats" are more important than Beethoven, and people making fart noises are praised more than a world class violinist, YOUR shit ain't the shit. So stop smelling like shit, take a fucking shower, use some deodorant, and "enjoy the time you have left" on a planet that will be dominated by roaches and roach-like savages.

Now it's YOUR turn to be FUCKED. Bitcoin and Internet Blockages

"Bitcoin is entirely distributed. That means loans without banks, contracts without lawyers, and stocks without brokers, executed and recorded across hundreds of servers at all corners of the earth." Consultant Andreas M. Antonopoulos, echoing a 2012 white paper by software developer J.R. Willett, says that the Bitcoin protocol is to distributed finance what Internet Protocol has been to distributed information.

Heh heh heh.

In other words, Bitcoin, the financial NAPSTER, will, like the original Napster, make a fortune for the few weasels that own it...and bring disaster for everyone else.

All those moles and Zinfucks and Hansy-Pansies who mewled that "music should be free," and that stealing is "sharing," and that downloading "Wolf of Wall Street" from kickass is "Freedom of Speech," can now watch as their bank accounts disappear, they can't find an ATM machine, they can't get a loan for a mortgage, and the price of everything goes up.

Well, FUCK YOU ALL. You didn't care if singers, songwriters, writers, workers at newspapers and magazines, members of a film crew...etc. etc...lost their jobs. Now it's YOUR TURN to suffer. And hopefully, you will suffer like the DAMNED. DAMN YOU. It's YOUR TURN NOW.

Eat SHIT, ALL OF YOU.

Here's more. With the lovely Bitcoin, as well as our adorable INTERNET, your kids will be able to buy all their mail-order meth they want. All the Ecstasy and MOLLY. And if they aren't MOLLIFIED enough by the free downloads of Viley Virus and Justin Bieber music that you'll be forced to hear bouncing off the walls, if they aren't MOLLIFIED by all the drugs they take...they'll slit your throat. Isn't that the way kids are these days? No respect for their elders...the ones who "shared" every Beach Boys album in a forum, and told everyone what "freedom of speech" was all about, and how wonderful it is to throw pictures of your ex-girlfriend naked all over the Internet, and cyber-bully, and go over to Rotten.com for a good time.

Heh heh heh.

Technology is a bitch. And that raging bitch is now the BITCOIN, and the focus is on other ways to abuse the Internet and its weak and feeble laws. More Nigerian scam letters. Barely a slap on the wrist for hackers. Ha ha ho ho hee hee, love those "SPOOF" games, don't you? Where you get an e-mail you THOUGHT was from Paypal or Amazon or Netflix, and suddenly there's nothing in your bank account? Well, FUCK YOU, because banks will be as empty as recordd stores. BITCOIN will be the game, along with on-line poker and the rest of the stupid shit.

That is, until the Internet itself blows up.

It can happen very easily, really.

What's the INTERNET? A frail bunch of bytes and bits. Little blips wirelessly floating around like krill and plankton in the ocean easily swallowed up by fish.

Jam some signals. Re-route a router. Did you read about how easily the sleazy chain of TARGET stores got hacked, and credit cards compromised? Oooh, credit cards...forget about those. We've got BITCOIN.

At this point, you're either alarmed, or you think I don't know how to analyze the news. Or both. On the latter, all I can tell you is re-read the two items in today's news. When somebody tells you that BITCOIN is going to be like NAPSTER...and when somebody tells you how easily an entire nation can be deprived of Internet service...

Some of you were so overjoyed when you discovered Napster, and some "blogfather" giving away the Everly Brothers discography, and some Nazi posting a new album every day with his fucking name as the Password, and good old Limewire...I hope you'll be overjoyed by the BITCOIN and its promise of being the currency for bootlegging, illegal drugs, and who knows, hiring a hit man, too. And can you use the BITCOIN to hire some hacker to shut down an entire country's Internet?

Why not?

"I've seen the future, brother, and it's murder." Leonard Cohen.

RAZZ PUTIN! GUTLESS CUNT FREES PUSSY RIOT FOR THE WRONG REASON

Putin...time to RAZZ him again...

We'll be hearing much more from that carrot-nosed cretin in the next few weeks, thanks to the fucking OLYMPICS.

He's trying to show the world that Russia is a great place to live...and a fair place to conduct sports events. Even if some athletes are gay. But...we know him.

He's a lying, two-faced balding bastard.

It's almost comical that this big-shot Fascist Commie dictator who controls his country with sadism and viciousness...has the same problem with Muslim assholes as every other country full of round-eyed white people.

Muslim terrorists are telling him that they're going to blow his fucking country up. Why? Because HE commits atrocities and THEY want to.

They're pissed off that he's so famous for being a prick. Jealousy!

They want to disrupt the "games," and call attention to...well, not HIS bastardly behavior, so much as his intolerance for THEIR bastardly behavior.

Poor Pooty-Poot. He thought that freeing Pussy Riot was going to make the world think he was such a nice guy.

As if we didn't know WHY he freed those girls.

Putin didn't listen because a bunch of druggy nitwits with music-stealing websites put "FREE PUSSY RIOT" banners on their sites.

No, that shit didn't do ANYTHING.

It was only with the Olympics approaching that Putin finally let those girls out of jail...out of jail for doing nothing but a silly stunt in a church...the kind of shit that would get a slap on the wrist anywhere else in the world. Then again, that's why Pussy Riot did it. To show the world that Putin's Russia is a dictatorship, and don't forget it.

Karma is a bitch, they say. And so it is, that a few chicks singing in a church is OLD OLD news...and the headlines are now about crazy bearded Muslim maniacs ready to detonate bombs anywhere they think they'll get the most bang for their buck.

They're cowardly pussies, and they're trying to run riot...these filthy, smelly religious fanatics who think GOD is looking down on them...and needs THEM to do his bidding.

GOD can blow up the fucking world if he feels like it. And he should.

MOTHER(fucker) INDIA: GANG RAPE CAPITOL OF THE WORLD

What do they do for amusement in India?

They gang rape tourists. While the stats aren't completely in, it does seem like India is edging out Brazil as gang rape capitol of the world.

Or as the Indian rapist assholes say, "And will you have Naan with that?"

Maybe there's slow service at an Indian restaurant, but if you're a woman alone for a few seconds in India...you'll get fast service. Not that you want it.

Just the other day, Yoko Ono used Twitter and Facebook for an open letter to Japanese fishermen.

She urged the assholes to stop slaughtering dolphins, because it was giving people around the world a reason to hate Japan.

Maybe she can write a memo to India to stop gang raping tourists. Or their own children.

For a country that has shown traces of civilization going back many centuries, and has great history and heritage, it IS a bit alarming to see India going backward at the same rate as lunatics in Iran and Iraq.

Is it that people in India have nothing but gang rape for amusement? Because they're fucking sick and tired of shitty "Bollywood" movies and inane "Bollywood" musicals??

Or is it that India can't have the fun of other nations, and kill Jews? I'm sure they'd like to, but there aren't many Jews in India. Most moved to America to open weird kosher-Indian restaurants.

Rabbi Abraham Cooper, of the Wiesenthal Center, just sent out a letter once again underlining that Jews are hated all over the world (so, send money). India was high on the list. Quoth the Rabbi:

"Mein Kampf is lauded across India as a "great example of how an organized mind works."

And organization, let's remember, is also important in gang rape.

Viley Virus is Quiet - TOO BAD JUSTIN BIEBER ISN'T IN JAIL OR BEATEN TO A PULP

SO FAR...2014 has begun as another year for "THE BIEBS," the world's most hated teenager.

He was just caught throwing eggs at a neighbor's house. What a fucking twerp.

The cops came with a search warrant (to match the eggs in his fridge with the ones thrown?).

Obviously they were hoping to "accidentally" uncover drugs and other misdemeanors. Which they did. But the drugs, they say, belong to some rap-moron homey of Justin's.

That's the thing about this Cowardly Canadian. He surrounds himself with stooges who'll take the blame for him, literally carry him where he wants to go, and keep anyone from punching his bratty face.

But where oh where is his cunty look-alike, Viley Virus?

She isn't acting up yet in 2014?

Well, no, because she's still got her tongue stuck to the North Pole, and she's been up there since December 25, 2013...

Wouldn't it be nice if this irritating bitch's tongue was permanently stuck to the North Pole?

"GOOGLE'S TENTACLES ARE SPREADING"

How did Hitler get started?

Mussolini?

Why hasn't anyone overthrown murderous pudge Kim Jong-Un?

You and I know the many reasons. Apathy is one of them. Ignorance another. Most of all, there are the win demons of Power and Bribery.

You can be the most ruthless dictator in the world, literally, if you bribe the populace.

The Indians gave away Manhattan for tinkets. The German people sold their souls to a man who promised to kill off all the Jews. Mussolini just had to keep the trains running.

GOOGLE?

They give you free e-mail. Free maps to spy on people and "Google" glasses, too. They give you instant access to websites where other dictators and madmen "give away" entire collections of the Beach Boys or Eric Clapton so they can make some money with a free account with the Megaupload of their choice (and whatever Kim Dotcom dictator is making millions by owning that company).

Google gives us YouTube so we can watch copyrighted TV shows and movies...and the uploaders make some money by "sharing" this shit.

And so the complacency and apathy continues.

This article from ZDNet mildly ends with the lines, "Google's tentacles are spreading." But do you sense any alarm about it? No, not really. It's now taken for granted that a few Internet giants run the world and dictate to everyone else. Do you see any politician fighting Google or demanding a revised Internet law so that piracy can be snuffed out and real penalties given to the Dutch Douchebags and Swedish Meatballs of the world and Russian swine and German-Croatian Nazis who keep playing their "free download" games that make it impossible for many people to make a living?

Oh well. GOOGLE'S TENTACLES ARE SPREADING.

Loudmouth Prick SHOT BY COP For Using Cell Phone in MOVIE THEATER

"THE LONE SURVIVOR" at a shitty Mark Wahlberg movie, playing in the early afternoon in Florida, was not THIS GUY.

Be truthful. Does he look like an arrogant loudmouth prick or not?

Does he look like a full-of-himself Yuppie bastard with money...the type who does what he feels like doing, any time, any where? "My wife and I..." you can hear him sneer, as he demands the best table in the restaurant and...tells old people to go fuck themselves if he feels like using his cell phone in a movie.

Just when you thought 2014 was going to be another impossibly awful year of violence and stupidity...

Well, at least THIS one might send a message. Like, a) Loudmouth assholes STILL can pay a price in these "it's ok to be selfish and make all the noise you want" times, and b) If there truly was gun control, and assholes couldn't walk around packing heat, 71 year-old Curtis Reeves wouldn't be in jail at this moment, a murderer.

The facts in the case: an old fart and his wife go to see a dopey movie about a Navy Seal. There are maybe 25 people in the place. They sit behind Chad Oulson and his trophy wife. The movie hasn't even started, and Chad is busy babbling and/or texting on his cell phone, like the self-important piece of shit he is.

Told to cut it out, Chad Oulson refuses. He is ENTITLED, don't you know? He paid for a ticket. Everyone else can go fuck themselves. Why should he go out in the lobby to use his fucking phone?

Curtis Reeves walks out to the lobby. Chad Oulson smirks, his cell phone flashing irritating light in the movie house. Ha ha ha. Chad is ready for what will happen: the manager will come over, and beg his valued customer to please, please, be mindful of others.

Chad will have the option, as he no doubt always has, of saying, "Make me...you don't know who you're dealing with..." or using dripping sarcasm: "Oh, so SORRY, I'll behave. No problem..." and then he'll go right back on his cell phone.

When old Mr. Reeves returns, arrogant Chad taunts him: "‘Oh, did you go start complaining on me? Did you tell the staff about me?"

Hmm. Reeves discovered there's never anyone around in authority when you need them. But don't take the law into your own hands, right?

Except Reeves is a retired cop, and has a gun.

When Chad Oulson kept goading him, to the point where popcorn was flying (who threw the first bag??) BANG. At the move "Lone Survivor," Chad Oulson was the lone fatality.

Listen, anything goes. We already know that texting, cell phone blabber and daring anyone to do anything...is fine. And we already know that going to a movie theater is no longer a pleasant experience...even at a 1pm afternoon show with less than 25 people in the audience.

Sheriff Chris Nocco told reporters, "It's absolutely crazy it would rise to this level over somebody just texting in a movie theatre...The victim was on his cell phone, he was texting. We believe he was making some kind of noise."

That's the police. Noise complaint? Eh. Meh. Disturbing the peace? Never heard of it...besides, people need to have their fun, ya know?

Reeves could've changed his seat. And if the theater was packed? Leave. Ask for his money back and have the cashier shrug. Walk out of the theater, his entire afternoon ruined, his nemesis chuckling over having gotten his way, as usual.

He could've simply showed his weapon, said "Police Officer," and waited to see what Big Bold Loudmouth Chad Oulson would do next.

But this time, maybe with all the other "guy goes berserk in theater" headlines devilishly playing in his head, he took fatal action.

You can pick which side you're on with this one.

Choose.....

Chad, "You'll have to pry this cell phone from my cold dead hand" Oulson.

Or Curtis "There's No Cop Around When You Need One...Oh, I'm a Cop" Reeves.

UPDATE

The spin, about 8 to 12 hours later, is that Chad's just a sweet family man, and he was texting to check on his little daughter at daycare.

Except...how come he didn't tell Reeves this, and say he'd be through in a moment? How come he didn't take his shit to the lobby, which is what most reasonable people would do?

The shooting? Reeves' lawyer insists that when Chad suddenly started a ruckus, his client shot in self defense. It was dark. How the fuck was he supposed to know if Chad had a gun or not? The younger man suddenly erupts, throws stuff at Reeves...and Reeves is supposed to wonder if a gunshot is coming next? So he fired. Once.

It's too bad Curtis Reeves is going to spend the rest of his life in jail...possibly a cell that once was home to a guy he arrested. His wife is going to putter around Florida wishing he had been able to control his temper...as he did through so many years of so many assholes that he never fired at. Too bad about her.

And Mrs. Trophy Wife? Look at her, hanging on to her hunk in the photo above, looking like she's telling the world, "I'm another Paris Hilton, I know to order the expensive Chablis...and my GUY is entitled to taunt people and sass them, and mock them when they can't get a manager to enforce the rules. My GUY is entitled to suddenly go nuts and throw a box of popcorn and go on the offensive...and in a dark movie theater, everyone is supposed to know that he's not also going to suddenly fire a gun or swing a fist..." At least she didn't have to waste a lot of money on medical bills. Chad (what a perfect name for a guy who thinks he's a star) died almost instantly. She can spend all of swag, and then go find some other 40-something jerk to keep her in Victoria's Secret panties. And yeah, she can tell the little daughter who was in day care, "Sorry your Daddy is gone, but he had to throw a tantrum in a movie theater after goading an old geezer by flaunting his arrogance."

A neighbor of Chad says "I've never seen him angry...it just doesn't make sense to me. Not from what I know of him."

Neighbors of Curtis Reeves, the ex-cop and avid hunter (with licenses in Ohio and Georgia) say...no surprise...he was "a good Christian man and a loving grandfather," and "a good guy...always very nice..."

The Cobb Theatre chain, which runs the Grove complex where the shooting happened, offered this statement:

"This was an isolated altercation between two guests that escalated unexpectedly. The safety, security and comfort of our guests and team members are always our top priorities, and we are truly heartbroken by this incident."

PS, according to various posted signs, the theater strictly forbids cell phone use.