Lindsay Lotion - the anti-Brexit babe smears her boyfriend. OOOH!

Isn't it NICE to be a bubblehead druggie nut-cunt like Lindsay Lotion?

The once-talented ("Mean Girls") actress, who has brawled with her family, done porn-like movies, splashed and dived with a singing career (not a bad voice) and feuded with Paris Hilton's retarded boyfriend, etc. etc. etc., has NINE MILLION TWATTER FOLLOWERS.

They care about her almost as much as she cares about herself.

Her ravings have amused-disgusted others, too. Her inane anti-Brexit postings were so bizarre they trended.

The other day? She hoaxed (?) that she's pregnant, and sent everyone scurrying to Instagram to see her pix of a straying scumbag Russian asshole boyfriend partying with some bimbo or other.

We're supposed to care about this twat?

What world does she live in, where idiot debutantes and dipshits are taking party pix with their cellphones, and sending her shots of her straying boyfriend getting drunk without her?

WHO CARES?

IF I'M BEING HONEST, for a moment or two, I actually did. That's because unlike walking STD bitches like Paris Hilton, Kim Kuntrashian or the Jenner abortions, Lindsay actually had talent. She can act. She can sing. She also had the ability to look pretty hot. Too bad she was a trainwreck.

But "too bad" can quickly turn to "too much" and to STFU.

What IS interesting here, is that NINE MILLION TWATTER FOLLOWERS are concerned about what kind of arrogant sleaze is plowing her shaved twat.

I mean, we're talking about an ugly round-faced Russian nobody with money, and a has-been who is lucky she isn't dishing the dirt with Amy Winehouse six feet under.

I do wonder, what if the fucking Internet was around years ago? Would McCartney and Jagger be feuding on TWATTER? Would everyone have wardrobe malfunction shots of Twiggy or Cilla Black? Would inane one-hit wonders taken selfies and flooded Farcebook to keep getting attention? Would an earlier generation have been as mindless as the Millennials, because instead of a monthly fan magazine, they had EVERY DAY ACCESS to egocentric stars?

Back in the day, every teenage twat cared what brand of douche Hayley Mills or Patty Duke used, and how Connie Francis or Connie Stevens did her hair. So it's not a big surprise that a cunt like Lindsay Lotion has a ready audience for any product she's paid to plug on social media.

Does this bitch realize she's LUCKY LINDSAY?

Generations ago, she would've had to fly solo across the Atlantic for anyone to care about her.

Now? She and other slits only need to do stupid things in public.

They control when and where they pose...like here, Lindsay and her no-talent rich Russian bastard boyfriend stand around like royalty.

It's almost a miracle that Lindsay Lotion has ever written ANYTHING topical on Twatter. She gave out her comical anti-Brexit opinion, but most of her cuntemporaries don't know or care about ANYTHING but themselves. Did Paris Hilton even bother with a "Pray for Munich" meme? When did Kuntye sing about anyone but himself?

Consider that the past few days have seen the insanity of Trump and the Republican convention, Hillary announcing her Vice President, and TWO Muslim murder sprees in Germany...and here's Lindsay bitching about her boyfriend, Shauna crying over Taylor Swift being called a bitch by Kuntye, and a variety of oafs and idiots swarming around Kickstarter acting as if they're entitled to everybody else's donation money.

Yoko used to squeak OH SANITY! OH VANITY! and she sang about topical issues. Now she's just an Internet fortune cookie, and using TWATTER for hardly any better reasons than Lindsay Lotion does.

Dylan sang that "ain't nobody righteous." Seems like ain't nobody thinking. Or, thinking about anything but themselves.

SPRINGTIME FOR MERKEL AND GERMANY...

LESLIE gets MORE - thanks to wacky Jerry Brown

Am I really that much of a Liberal?

I just don't think that a brain-washed douche of a twat is in the same league with vicious fat bastards like "Son of Sam" and Chapman. For one thing, both of those assholes are now Jesus Freaks, happily denying what they did and insisting Christ forgives them for rampaging through NYC. One of them murdered a bunch of women, and the other shot Lennon.

66 years old, wrinkly and canned for over 40 years, Leslie has been a model prisoner. She doesn't say "Jesus forgives me." She's admitted to her horrific act and has used her time to work hard helping other prisoners better themselves. The parole board approved her release, after denying it time after time.

But gravy-brained space cadet governor Jerry Brown has used his veto power to keep her in the slammer.

For out-of-towners who don't know, Jerry Brown make Boris Johnson look sane. Jerry was called every name in the book when he moonwalked into the governorship...a young Bobby Kennedy type, a Ronstadt-fucker with radical ideas about changing laws. Once elected, most figured California would have legalized marijuana and orgies. That's how far out he was.

But like quite a few "hip" politicians, he served a few terms, didn't make huge changes, didn't springboard himself to the Presidency, and faded away. His comeback was quite a surprise.

After two terms of Ahhhnold "The Terminator," California sank into debt. The amusement and fun over having yet another movie-star governor (who can forget REAGAN) had the fruits and nuts of California begging Jerry Brown to return to office.

He's tried to turn the budget around. He's made it easier for anyone to get "medical marijuana." BUT...the elderly Mr. Brown isn't quite so hippie-dippie as to let a misguided hippie chick get out of jail after FORTY fucking years.

IF you believe in the "system," and rehabilitation, then you should believe in redemption.

Otherwise, why wasn't Leslie put to death in the electric chair 40 years ago?

Either you believe she can be saved, or you put her down like the animal you think she is.

And make no mistake, over 40 years ago, she WAS an animal. She and the rest of the Manson cunts were an obnoxious, evil bunch. They wore their swastikas, pledged allegiance to Charlie, laughed about the brutal murders they committed, and most everyone wished they were all dead.

BUT...over the years, while Manson remained a jabbering psycho, a few of them declared remorse. Leslie used her time behind bars to tutor other prisoners and make a difference in the lives of dozens and dozens of people. Does it make up for being an accomplice to murders? If you think not, then you'd have to think that the judge would've said, "LIFE IN JAIL WITHOUT PAROLE."

I defer to the parole board that denied her so often. They are the experts. They aren't swayed by relatives of the deceased, or by Liberals who believe in a second chance. They interviewed this woman over and over again and not just her, but hundreds, even thousands of criminals. They know more than Jerry Brown or anyone else, who is a threat and who isn't.

No question, a petition signed by over 100,000, had to factor into Brown's thinking. Why should he piss off so many people just for one wrinkly cunt? So Leslie can only hope that she'll be around two years from now, or four years from now, and Brown won't be. And that maybe a different governor will follow the recommendation of a judge and a parole board.

An irony here is that Jerry's father was ALSO a governor of California...and killed a man.

That man was Caryl Chessman.

Caryl Chessman was a punk. He was arrogant, pseudo-intellectual, and a career criminal. He was a petty thief, mostly. To this day, there's some debate over whether he crossed the line and became the perverted "Red Light Bandit." Chessman insisted he knew who the "Bandit" was, but his code of honor was to not fink on him. He insisted he was a crook but not a pervert...he wanted money but didn't need to force women to blow him.

What isn't in doubt, is that the "Red Light Bandit" didn't kill anyone. But Jerry Brown's father decided that Chessman should die. Or rather, that the death penalty be upheld. Frankly, he didn't like Chessman, and was very pissed off that Chessman had managed to smuggle a manuscript out of prison, and make Capital Punishment a big issue in the country. So it was, that Jerry Brown's father killed Caryl Chessman by denying a last-minute appeal.

Brown's father would eventually come around to feel that he'd made a mistake. California eventually abolished the death penalty; another irony.

So it's a bit of a surprise that Jerry Brown would be so confident that HE hasn't made a mistake by actively interfering with a parole board's expertise. In essence, he continues to deprive someone of having a life, just as his father ended Chessman's life entirely.

The odds are very, very slim that this woman would be another Jack Abbott. Abbott was a literate prisoner who impressed Norman Mailer. Mailer fought hard for Abbott's parole. Paroled, Abbott lost his mind in a restaurant and killed a waiter. Mailer was shaken; speechless. He'd been taken in, fooled by a violent psychopath.

Is Jerry Brown sure Leslie is still a violent psychopath? I doubt it. I think he believes that the family of her victims wants her to stay canned, and he'd rather appease 100,000 petitioners and be a hero to them. He doesn't care that what he's done is in opposition to the judge that did NOT give her life in jail without the possibility of parole, and it's in opposition to the parole board.

The idiots who love Manson, wear Manson t-shirts, listen to his shitty music, and read and re-read the books on him and chuckle over the murder scene photos...THEY should be in jail. Jerry should be looking for ways to lock THOSE fuckheads up. They glorify the bastard, and Leslie does not.

Jerry Brown the Ronstadt fucker, whose father murdered Caryl Chessman, has made a very, very questionable decision. Yes, there are some powerful reasons to insist that once you cross a certain line, you can NEVER go back, but on the other side, there's the fact that parole was always an option, and that experts (such as a parole board) may know something about forgiveness and redemption.

The MURKY Merkel Response to the NICE Mess

Merkel, the leader of the EU, was the one who forced every country to start welcoming MUSLIM immigrants. Never mind that these were bloodthirsty, unstable, selfish religious fanatics and ingrates, that almost none would even attempt to learn the language of the host country.

One of the few countries to resist all of this, was Great Britain, the country that seemed to have learned something from watching that sitcom called "On the Buses with Muslims...and in the Underground." It had its debut on 7/7. It was a bomb.

Great Britain also seemed to remember a parody of a Beatle called 'Jihadi John,' and some soldier or other who wasn't even a soldier as much as a boy in the band, who got beheaded for no reason on a street at home...a home now invaded by Muzzie immigrants.

Merkel INSISTED that the U.K. take hundreds of thousands of Muzzies, arguing, "What's the worst that can happen? You get no-go zones? You get a Muslim mayor of London who pisses his pants over bikini-clad women in ad posters? You have mysterious cloaked bitches lurking everywhere? You have no idea who is going to blow some shit up?"

MEANWHILE, in France, in Belgium, in America, the Muzzies proved to be the ONLY religion where crackpots were indulging in mass murder. One of the latest ones, in Nice, had her muttering to Boris Johnson, or some other silly-looking British diplomat, "Here's ANOTHER NICE MUZZIE..." Because, after all, if that Muzzie in NICE had emigrated to England, the incident would not have happened. Or, it would not have happened in Nice, where it traumatised that lovable nose-flute named Bono.

But no soon could big fat Merkel get out her "Another NICE Muzzie" remark, than one of Himmler's relatives burst in with a message that a German-Muslim asshole had begun slaughtering innocent people in a Munich McDonalds. Gee, a little bit closer to home!

"Shooting kids to pieces?? It's not like there's a shortage of chop meat in a McDonald's," the exasperated Merkel declared. "Let's try and find out why this poor Muzzie did such a thing. Maybe every Muzzie should get their own mosque. Maybe white people should just leave Europe to the Muzzies, and move to Syria or something. Lord knows, and Allah knows, the most important people in the world are these self-righteous armpit-faced hummus-skinned smelly stinking holier-than-thou Muslim fuckers. They've let us know that we are infidels and the world would be better if it was the 5th Century and it was Sharia Law and only DEVOUT MUSLIMS were on the planet. We have to appease them, since we blew the chance to tell them to stay in their fucking sandbox and leave us alone."

Munich, it's duly noted, last had a senseless attack from bullies when 11 Israeli athletes were slaughtered by Roger Waters' beloved Palesteeeeeeenians. Said Merkel, "Well, 11 dead Jews vs 9 dead Germans just now. We're still ahead of the game by two!"

BOWL me Over - What's It REALLY worth??

I just checked in with the arbiters of no taste, EBAY.

In the old days, I'd have to make a bunch of calls to record stores, or drop by in person to find out "What's it worth..." but now? Just a quick glance at EBAY is enough.

The Beatles at The Hollywood Bowl in various legal and illegal incarnations...MAY or may NOT be worth some money.

Is interest heating up thanks to Opie and his new movie, and all the hype? Seems so.

But that means more supply than demand. The market is being flooded with a conveniently big supply of NEW CDS, as well as collectors item pressings.

A lot of people are trying to unload their unwanted BOWLS OF SHIT, and are happy to push their Russian or Chinese or whatever new CD editions. And some frantic ninnies actually are buying. This is just a small sample of what sold. Not everything sold, and some people were overpricing their crap, and others merely had the usual scratchy vinyl.

The CD is already available? Really? Or are these bootlegs disguised as advance pressings? And does anyone over at Apple really want to spend any time or money controlling the hemorrhaging of money due to piracy?

Lots of other questions to ponder, like: who the fuck WANTS an obsolete 8 track of this fucking thing? Who cares about a rare pressing of an almost unlistenable album? Why are there geeks who give a rat's ass over a particular color of label or style of bar code?

Oh, and does THIS provide more evidence, among witless naive dipshits, that "vinyl is coming back???"

Dirty Secret - Ebay Stink Long Time

Think eBay cares that bio-hazard bitches are sending their stinky underwear through the mail? Not really. Not when they get a few dollars off each sale. Call it a "twat tax."

This is why eBay's monkey-with-a-script phone jerks and their Internet donkeys don't like to field takedown requests or enforce their own rules.

An obvious example is a Gook-Skag in Brooklyn somewhere, who gets a fresh identity and throws 20 or 30 items up. If she eventually gets negatives, she moves on. If by some miracle somebody's complaint gets through and her stuff is removed before any sales can be made, she waits a week and comes right back.

So much for eBay's ability to filter out troublemakers, or Paypal's ability to shut down somebody who has used the same name and address and bank before.

What a coincidence...the only line in her ad is "Sexy Asian need to pay rent nasty panty!"

But every ad runs a different photo of a different girl...who obviously ain't the account owner.

The pictures are swiped from Tumblr.

Find any photo of a fat-bottomed girl, or any picture of cheese-stained underwear and scam the morons. They don't get the same garment worn by the girl in the photo. If they get ANYTHING at all, it's some thrift-shop rag smeared with tuna oil or a dribble of some guy's piss.

More ads where she claims to be who she ain't? Sure....

Ebay's attitude is actually the same as all the other perverted self-entitled scofflaw websites; "Don't ruin our fun, don't bother us, and we prefer to remain anonymous. Oh, and we protect our anonymous scofflaws and con artists."

Tell the Polish Moron to go on Kickass-Starter

Aw, Kickass got its ass kicked, finally. You guessed it:

The "We Want it FREE" Millennials and Communists are in mourning. First off, they're griping that the stupid Pole who got caught should've been smarter about hiding his identity.

More ridiculous than moaning over this thief getting caught, is insisting he should "go free." Why? Because stealing is "Freedom of Speech" and it's a "human right" to have an organized thieves den where people copy off copyrighted material.

What's next? Saluting organized crime itself?

Here's a "petition" that sincere people have put together for their hero, the Polack who decided people in the entertainment business don't deserve to make a living.

OOOOOH, it's a "MANIFESTO."

Who else comes up with manifestos? Psychos who murder children. Niggas who kill cops. Muslims who piously sell drugs to fund terrorism. Killers of all types. Sociopaths. Thieves.

How about the logic of the first paragraph? There's disease in the world, so that should be the priority. Copyright is some kind of victimless crime. So what, so we've seen bookstores and record stores become extinct, and TV is now mostly "reality show" garbage, and the only movies that can be made are "sure thing" kiddie cartoons and super-hero shit. So magazines are disappearing and illiterate crap from E.L. James is on the best seller list, and every book is full of typos. This Polack should be free, and hell, he should be allowed to start up a torrent site again.

Where DO you draw the line? How about a Polack rapist? Hell, chicks should give it away. Sex should be free. It's a human right. Every girl should be raped. What's the big deal? She takes a douche and a shower and she's fine. If she doesn't put up a struggle, she's not even gonna have any bruises.

How about pickpockets? They need your money more than you do. How about burglars? You can afford a new laptop. What if somebody cheats on an exam or falsifies a resume, and gets a job over YOU. He's entitled. He's clever and admirable! ALL is permitted.

It seems there's always a rationale, always an excuse.

Stealing is sharing and the "hard work" of upping files beats the ease with which somebody works all year to research and write a book, or six months working on the set of a movie, or working in a factory that presses CDs and DVDs and prints magazines. Fuck them all.

Everybody should give it away free on YouTube, and while some people pay for Netflix and Cable TV and tickets to movies, others should get it all free and not be considered parasites.

Don't think about the hundreds and hundreds of jobs directly related to making moves, TV shows, or films, or broadcasting sports events. Who cares if some drug-addled skank does gangbang porn for desperation wages and ends up overdosing at the age of 22.

Not much empathy, huh? That's because the "GIVING EVERYTHING AWAY IS FREEDOM" assholes don't work. They're Millennials supported by Mom and Dad. They are retired Zinfarts who are on the government teat. They sure as hell don't practice what they preach and donate their own time. No, they want their Paypal "tip jar" filled. They want to be paid by Zippyshare and Freakshare and Fuckwad for their time. They want to be like Kim Dotcom and make a big living off their organized crime.

Most of all, THEY want to be paid for their services and THEY don't want anyone telling them how much to charge.

The ludicrous "manifesto" above suggests self-entitled brats are "freedom fighters." Fighting for what? The "human right" to steal from others?

At least Pirate Bay never denied they were a bunch of selfish obnoxious bastards. They pretty much admitted they were spoiled, sneering punks. They abused copyright because they didn't think they'd ever be caught, and tried to hide in countries that were Communistic or Fascistic. Funny, jerks who love anarchy are demanding that Change.Org and the White House listen to their idiotic petitioning. That's like the thief demanding his phone call and his rights...after robbing or raping someone.

The good news for the assholes is that there are plenty of other torrents around, and the Nazis and Fascists of Google and Amazon keep working to make it more and more difficult for any government to block any website and enforce common sense law. Generations of normal, halfway moral people are being replaced by greedy Millennial swine, polluting and corrupt fools and hedonistic morons who don't care if anything's left after they're gone.

More good news is that the 1% in the entertainment biz that makes the big money (Adele, Viley Virus, J.K. Rowling, R.L. Stine, Kuntye and his bitch) don't care about piracy. They have no conscience or morality in helping their colleagues who are struggling just to get an album out or a book published or a movie made. George Fat-Fat Martin and E.L. Slob James and the cheap-shit Kardashians with their "reality" shows don't want to risk offending mask-wearing hackers and malicious Clockwork Orange thugs who would "get even" if they tried to "ruin the fun."

What's down the line? The irony is that the countries that champion freedom will find their industries eroded to nothing because copyright isn't being respected. The countries that are full of Fascists and Communists and Intolerant Lunatics...China, Russia, North Korea, the Middle East, will gain strength and take over...and enslave the punks to working for minimum wage. Steal and your hands get chopped off.

There's a difference between petty cheating and organized crime, between coaxing a girl and raping her, and between copying stuff for a few friends and setting up blogs and websites to give it away to thousands of people and making a profit for yourself.

Forget where the lines are, and the result is an abyss. Be part of the mob and discover that there's no way to control anarchy.

The idiot Polack is NOT going to be freed because some clueless brats "demand" it with a petition from mommy's basement. BUT...soon enough Kickstarter will have some asshole declaring "I wanna start a new Kickass, give me $50,000 to start up. I'll hide in Croatia. I'll pay MYSELF for MY hard work. Your reward will be getting shit FREEEEEEE."

And yeah, download that Kris Kristofferson song. "Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose."