BONO THE HASIDIC JEW

Oh, here's another reason to hate BONO.

"He likes to dress up as a Hasidic Jew."

To do what? Pray?

Of course not. To ride a fucking bicycle in Central Park.

That's quite an image isn't it? A pompous Irish twat with day-glo wrap-around sunglasses, wrapped up in black clothes and a huge black hat, pumping up and down on some $50,000 super-bike?

Granted, BONO has a nose like a buzzard, but it's not really a Jewish nose. It's just a big Irish stick-it-in-a -tankard while slurping ale nose.

At first, this ALMOST seemed like a positive thing. At least, compared to racist scumshit like Peter Gabriel and Roger Waters. What? BONO wants to be a Jew?

But, no, he doesn't. Because real Jews aren't assholes like the Hasidim. The Hasidim are crazy. They are bat-shit crazy. They are clannish, in-bred and obnoxious. They are every stereotype of being cheap, ornery, and full of that "Chosen People" shit. They are loathsome. Years ago Gay Talese talked about how these hypocrites would cheat on their wives by wrapping their dicks in CHEAP plastic wrap (yes, the kind you use for leftovers) and fuck whores. Who runs slum apartments? Orthodox Jews. Who runs the overpriced "diamond district" JEWelry stores? Yep. Orthodox Jews have helped antisemites for hundreds of years with their annoying antics, pushy hypocrisy and irritating egotism. Even Woody Allen made a visual joke of dressing up like a Hasid, as a symbol of everything pathetic and ludicrous in the Jewish stereotype. (And this image was borrowed by a fashion designer to further mock Jews...the designer put Woody's mug on billboards without any permission!)

So to BONO, this is just some kind of cosplay, some kind of perverse mocking of Jews. Since he actually loathes Jews, and figures everybody else does too, what better disguise than the costume of kikes so loathsome, they hardly even interest other kikes? A kike on a bike? Yike!

Really, among the Hasidim shit-heads, the only reason to look at another Jew is either for a minyan (you are NOT allowed to PRAY unless you've got 9 other stooges with you) or it's a female Jew and you want to cheat with her or bully and "noodge" her into sex by telling her you're an important Rebbe or something.

What a fucking combination, BONO and a Hasidic Jew outfit.

I'm so fucking glad he broke an orbital bone. He deserves a punch in the eye.

According to Dave Evans (the piece of shit who calls himself "The Edge" because his head is square), BONO is "immobile" and will remain so for the next month or two. Fine, that matches his immobile fucking face. BONO suffered some broken bones and for them to heal, he can't prance around or walk on the water. Or impersonate a fucking Hasidic Jew.

Here's to a long, long, painful recuperation, BONE-head.