Saturday, December 20, 2014

Skanky Lindsey Vonn, Tiger Woods Sperm-Bucket Wins Downhill

Congrats, Lindsey Vonn.

You remember this bitch? Shortly after Tiger Woods and his blond wife divorced, and it was revealed that he was ass-fucking blonds and abusing them and calling them "Bitch" and spitting in their faces, and whatever else...Lindsey did an instant slalom over thousands of miles to get in line.

That's the way stupid cunts are. They LOVE an abusive man. Dumbest of the dumb blonds, Vonn pretty much gave up her career to be Tiger's cheerleader, and crawl around boring golf courses watching him play his boring games.

"Tiger" is hardly a nickname for his playing style. This jerk who looks like a vaudevillian's wooden dummy (the button nose, blank eyes, big lips and generally stupid-looking face) is only a "Tiger" when it comes to abusing white women.

Happily for him, he found a never-ending supply of fish-brained twats who were happy to get it from a wimpy golfer version of a black man, and not a real black guy, like a football player or basketball player. Only Kardashian Kunt can handle anything that big.

Now that Woods is a total dud on the golf course, a loser who just wanders around throwing up and mumbling to himself, Vonn has been able to keep to a steady regime of on-her-knees cocksucking, and she's made a triumphant return to her own sport...sliding off mountains of iced-over cum. Congrats, Lindsey. Here's the full article, which couldn't be improved on even if I Photoshopped more text.

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