Breasfeeding Mayfair Hotel Cows : British Udder Absurdity

Fat slobby British cows...the white man's burden.

Take a look at this picture. What a bunch of overweight heifers. They come from the Adele School of Over-eating Under-achieving Udderly Idiotic Moo-rons.

In America the streets are ablaze with rioting, cries of bloody murder, protests against civil rights violations and fracking (the rape of the environment) and government corruption.

At the Mayfair Hotel in England...a bunch of obese baby-factory blobs grumbled because they can't haul their big ugly tattooed hooters out and nauseate people with the sight of their slobbery goo-faced brats drooling milk all over the place.

Priorities, anyone?

The saggy slags who sat around with their babies glued to their udders wanted to make a point. And they did: British women are obese, mindless, petty, ridiculous on-the-doleful degenerates. All they do is eat crisps, fuck chavs, and deposit squirming piles of dribbling, shit-squirting squalid little piglets every nine months. Why? So they can collect more government money (with most of it going to your booze, not baby formula).

British cows, be real. "If I'm being honest," you should be more concerned that while breastfeeding, a Muslim will behead your brat AND take your tit along for the ride. Or rather, the flop onto the floor. Muslim mastectomy is what you SHOULD be worrying about.

Breastfeeding? What about when your brat is ten, or fifteen and living in a nation overloaded with Arabs? Your teen won't be able to find a decent feed of fish and chips! Just hummus. Consider that with the whacky Pakis proliferating (thanks to the money they make off white slavery), your spawn is going to be sentenced to a lifetime of spicy bowls of glop! Your baby in diapers now could STILL be in diapers at age 20 because every other shop is offering nothing but curry. "Filthy stuff," huffed Sherlock Holmes.

Considering the unsightly behavior on every bus and train, the Mums of Britain (the MOB) should be protesting in favor of MORE rules and regulations on public behavior. Instead, you slobs want more slackers, sluts and stupid behavior??

These imbecilic Wheatabix-brained witches want breastfeeding in public, eh? Anything else? If they get their way, how about the beloved gays? They believe cocksucking is a "natural" act, and an expression of love. Shouldn't a guy be able to whip it out and have his boyfriend suck it in public? WHY NOT, you bovine bint? SUCKING is SUCKING.

You want to pop your boob in public because baby needs to feed? Well, if this turns on some horny guys, shouldn't those guys let their cocks fly out of their flies? Wanking is natural, too! What's the difference between milking a boob and milking a dick?

Let's tolerate it ALL. Hey, it's natural to urinate. What's the big deal about a guy taking a leak in public? Dogs do it! You don't mind seeing dog dick hosing all over a tree. Let a man do it, too. It's NATURAL.

You wail "when my baby's hungry it should be fed." Well, when some wanker has to drain the pipe, isn't THAT of equal importance? And how about if watching YOU with your tit out makes him hard? Shouldn't he be allowed to wank right in front of you? That's a natural act, too. Hey, let some bitch in a burka squat and leave a deposit on the sidewalk. You can't see it, just smell it. All bodily functions should be OK for public viewing, right?

What brave, brave women, pushing a baby head against a boob in front of a fucking hotel. Meanwhile your "sisters" in the Middle East have to cover up from head to toe, and most of 'em have mutilated genitals. Where's your protest against real pain and humiliation?

Hey brave women, go topless, sail on a boat along the coast of Africa, and wave your boobs at the Somali pirates. Both barrels. Have a squalling brat suction-attached to each of your nipples. If that doesn't frighten them into never taking a boat out on the ocean, nothing will.

Every time a Muslim beheads some hapless British journalist or social worker, haul out a boob and suckle your baby. Does that make sense to you? If it does, you're a dumber bunch of chimps than I thought.

IF I'M BEING HONEST, I actually don't think you're chimps, as much as bloated orangutans. Darwin was obviously wrong. You ladies are going to start spawning monkeys. You're headed back to your simian ancestry. Some, quicker than others...because whew...some of you are fucking awfully smelly, ugly apes!