PLAY? DOH! Play-Doh Under Fire for Penis-Shaped Design

Over on FARCEBOOK, parents are whining and screaming that CHRISTMAS WAS RUINED because in the Play-Doh fake-bake set, there's a DILDOH:

Pretty horrible, huh?

DOH! But if you look at the entire set, which has dozens and dozens of shapes, and if you don't separate the top from the bottom, you'll see what this is actually just a cake decorating tool.

It's likely that the toy company deliberately added the spirals so that nobody but an idiot would think it's a DICK. How many dicks have spiral-shaped veins on them?

I wonder how many of the dumb bitches who complain about this stuff turkey basters up their twats, or use pastry bags to fill their butts, or just gag their poons with a spoon?

What a NON-STORY this is. But the media is bouncing it off the walls, and the company is, I guess, begging forgiveness, and telling people they can return the fucking thing for something else. You kind of wish that these complainers were a little more concerned about the real dangers to their children.

Did any of them see the cute story the other day about the 2-year-old who reached into Mommy's purse, found her loaded gun, and accidentally shot her dead?

Or the one about the toddler mauled by the family's fucking dog?