All Hail KIM DOTCOM, King of the BIG BABIES

On Christmas Day a bunch of BIG BABIES, some bullies who call themselves Lizard Squad, decided to fuck up Christmas for thousands of kids.

Why? Because they can, har har har.

They ruined Christmas by doing the usual hacking tricks. Then they claimed credit, and demanded that they be "liked" on Twitter.

Can it get any more childish? In a sane world, websites couldn't be so easily victimized, and the idiots behind these "pranks" would instantly be tracked and jailed and massively fined.

Jingle brats, jingle brats, jingle all the way...

So who came to the rescue? The Biggest Baby of them all, KIM DOTCOM. Yes, the guy with a name even stupider than Lizard Squad.

It takes one to deal with one, eh?

CNET was awed:

Welcome to the Brave New World of the 21st Century of Shite.

Everything revolves around the fucking Internet, and a handful of obnoxious losers, shits, nerds and fuckoffs can do what they want. And the world trembles. Because GOOGLE makes sure that there are no laws to really punish these pests when they're caught.

GOOGLE has lobbied time and again for "Internet Freedom" (meaning, fuck copyright, let's make millions by being a bunch of pirates).

One of the savvy players is that lovable fat Nazi who has even adopted an Internet name for himself. What, Zinfuck was already taken?

Here's a piece of shit who is supposedly under arrest and facing charges for the MILLIONS he's stolen, and he's busy playing "hero" for giving bribes to hackers?

This overfed Nazi should be hanging upside from his balls, slowly rotting to death. He also cheated millions of dollars from PAYPAL customers who paid for his fucking Megaupload memberships...and were stiffed when he took the money and ran.

Yes, PAYPAL, the wonderful PAYPAL, pointed to the fine print that says "Paypal won't refund anyone for a service. Only a product." So if you claim the shoes you bought from Zappos were cracked, scuffed, or had mysterious gouges in them (which YOU could cause), you can return 'em no questions asked. Hey, wear 'em for a week, THEN scratch them and make Zappos EAT the price of shipping, too. BUT, if you buy a "service" like 3 or 6 or 12 months of Megaupload, Fatboy Kim can shut the door, and say "Fuck you, no refund." And then set up a NEW company instantly. Oh, THAT isn't fraud.

So wonderful Kim gives the screaming babies their bribe, comes off the HERO, and everyone's ecstatic.

What's the message here? That there's no law and order on the Internet? That Paypal is in collusion with a Nazi bastard with a fake name? That Ebay and Google and Amazon and the rest of them are all too big to touch, and can dictate what we all do? That WE...people and companies...are at the mercy of hackers and every petty tyrant and spoiled brat with an Internet connection? Oh, Brave New World.

Take a look at the ABC website, where the SPIN DOCTOR game was to paint KIM DOTCOM as a hero. Nevermind that a bunch of spoiled babies RUINED CHRISTMAS for kids who wanted to play games on a few websites. The GOOD news is the great KIM DOTCOM came to the rescue. It takes a thief:

Why isn't Kim Dotcom in jail? Why aren't the Lizards in jail? Why aren't pests who get blogs over and over, and who have bragged about having a blog for over ten years...sitting and rotting in JAIL WHERE THEY BELONG?

Google, Kim Dotcom, copyright theft, Swedish meatball pirates, overfed Dutch douchebags, retired Nazis, dumbass Lazyrebel cornpones, shit brains with names like Mephisto and Death Boy and Skullface and whatever else...oh GOD BLESS THEM, EVERY ONE.