So what's Viley Virus to do?

Yes, amid idiots like Iggy Azalea and the rest of the mongrels and sluts who magically appear out of nowhere to become superstar pests, WHERE's poor VILEY?

What's the latest on the obnoxious androgyne-bitch (who has shown the worst traits of a boy and a cunt).

OH, hello:

She just smoked pot on stage, and she seems to like wandering around looking like a junior stripper, wearing pasties almost bigger than her niblets.

She's also been seen with a nobody named Patrick Schwarzenegger. Yeah. He's related to the fabulous uber-kraut, the lovable, conservative, incompetent actor/governor Ahhhhnold. Americans have always loved Ahhhhhnold, for his silly accent, big-lug personality, and his sense of humor (fucking an ugly Mexican maid). Patrick's done nothing, but that doesn't matter. We live in the age of Scrabble, where the more idiotic the name (Iggy, Miley, Bieber, Minaj, Kardashian, Schwarzenegger) the greater the glory.

Viley isn't quite yet the has-been Madonna is.

Madge, who weathered middle-age by refusing to allow her brats to watch television or see the kind of obnoxious antics SHE pulled on MTV, keeps attempting to "re-invent" herself. It gets more and more difficult, because now that she's an ancient chameleon, her skin isn't as flexible and neither is her voice. And who the fuck wants to hear fuck songs from a menopausal Jewess? Once she was everyone's slutty Catholic girl ("sooner or later it comes down to fate...") Once fans got a whiff of Kaballah, her sales began to flatten like matzo.

About the only people who haven't deserted Madonna are fags...a bunch of fashionistas and faggots who SEEM to flatter her by giving her the cover of an expensive but low-readership fag-hag-mag. But look at what these woman-haters do to her:

Mommy Madonna is made to look like a mummy.

That's what the woman-haters do. They laughingly make fun of women and women are too stupid to realize it. All Madge thinks is, "Gee, in return for being a fag-hag for 30 years, they are rewarding me by putting me on the cover of a now-obscure magazine that almost nobody even remembers." Interview, 30 years ago (or more) was tauted for having some connection with Warhol. Warhol, the guy who cast drag queens in his movies. Does Madge look like a woman in those photos, or some kind of mannequin, or corpse?

But I digress. That's how boring VILEY is...that I end up talking about Madonna instead!

It won't be long before Viley becomes as much of a repulsive joke as the late and unlamented Anna Nicole Smith, or the tedious twerp Paris Hilton. Fame is a slippery slope, just like the hairless cunt-hatch of oily Viley Virus.