SHUT UP YOUR YAPPY LITTLE DOG! Free Roger Pelletier

Look at the anguish on his face. Roger Pelletier had reached the breaking point.

He is a middle-aged man forced to live in misery because some bitch owns a yappy little dog and DOES NOT GIVE A DAMN HOW MUCH NOISE IT MAKES.

Look at the ANGUISH on his face.

What a fucking nightmare, to live in someplace obscure (Portsmouth, New Hampshire is pretty fucking rural) and STILL not have peace.

It's bad enough that we can never control our neighbors, and that some piece of cunt can move in next door and make all the rules, or some dick head can decide YOU mean nothing. But when a little SHITTY DOG is more important than your life? Your peace?

Don't you have the right as a human being to have some dignity in your (hapless) pursuit of happiness?

Is it not bad enough that obnoxious humans insist on being rude, loud and selfish? Is it not bad enough that they also believe their brats and babies should be able to squall and destroy peace and quiet wherever they go?

You can bet that the BITCH who owns the useless little dog is always cooing at it, smiling at it, carrying it around like a trophy...and doesn't even say "Hello" to her neighbor.

That's part of a dog owner's pathology. Most people own a dog because they are rotten shits who don't relate to humans, and want a TOY or worse, something to play GOD over, or even worse, just something that will guard their STUFF and scare people away.

In most American cities and towns, the "rule" (if there's one at all) is that a dog is only a problem if it can be documented to bark at a high decibel level and continuously for, oh, maybe eight straight hours. And you have to get a very sympathetic city official to come out and document the problem. Which will lead to a warning letter and maybe, after many torturous months (or years) an eviction notice, which will be fought for years and years until the fucking dog dies of old age.

Shouldn't humans AT LEAST come before a shitty, yappy little "OREO" dog?

Dogs should be neutered as soon as they are born, and their yappy vocal cords either removed entirely, or stitched so they can only emit a bird-like chirp.

Imagine my surprise to find that people actually AGREE with me! Well, to some extent. The comments on this story were almost completely sympathetic to Roger Pelletier, the bitten and tormented man being treated worse than a dog:

Mostly, the world has gone to the dogs.