Sunday, April 28, 2013

The TOOTHLESS News

Who needs real newspapers?

In our dumbed-down world, 20-somethings don't want to read about news. So they don't buy newspapers.

They want entertainment on a "newspaper" website page

They want little pieces of shit they can giggle about on their hand-held devices as they knock into you on the sidewalk.

Having to compete with TMZ and Perez Hilton, staffers at the dwindling newspaper sites don't bother going out to cover stories. They PHOTOSHOP SHIT.

The DAILY NEWS...not a blogger with some time to kill.

It's not bad enough to report on the non-news of Kim Kunt-Trashian, or Selena Twat-Taco Gomez, or Justin Dickhead or Amanda Who-the-Fuck-IS-This-Whore Bynes. No. Have to Photoshop celebrities without teeth!

THAT'S AMUSEMENT. THAT'S THE NEWS ON ONE OF (THE SUPPOSEDLY MAJOR) NEWSPAPER WEBSITES IN AMERICA.

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