Friday, August 23, 2013

FEMINISM Rears its UGLY FACE: Kelly Martin Broderick

Kelly Martin Broderick is the ugly blob's name.

She's so excited with her new fame as the new, homely face of fucked-up FEMINISM.

And you all thought it was Bradley Manning. AKA Chelsea Manning

Now who in the world of whale blubber IS this repulsive Kelly Martin Broderick?

She's some lazy bint who posted a photo of herself declaring she's a FEMINIST. And, ha ha, it was quickly made fodder for Internet wiseguys who love to MEME stupid pictures of brainless morons

Under her revolting photo and THIS IS WHAT A FEMINIST LOOKS LIKE set-up, people wrote things like, "No surprise."

An ugly woman is usually a FEMINIST. For many, many reasons, aside from poor feminine hygiene, which other women don't notice as much. FEMINISM is too often, especially since the term really died out around 1973, just the refuge for lonely-heart fat-farts who ran out of black guys in the neighborhood. (The last line references Lisa Lampanelli's many, many jokes about being fat and attracting blacks. That she's a working comedian with best-selling CDs and DVDs means she is NOT a feminist!)

Kelly couldn't quite get Google, Facebook or anyone else to remove EVERY MEME on the INTERNET, so the "fighting" cunt-flap contacted as many stupid women as possible so she could tell her boring story to the world. Guess what, Kelly, there are enough bitter, stupid women in power-positions, you got your wish! You got into the Daily Fail, the Muffington Post, the Washington Call-it-Ditch-not-Post, etc.

AH.

To which I MEME...

"Feminist..." huh. They paint their faces and dance, that what these ninnies in the photo do.

"FEMINIST," an antiquated word, more than implies exclusion and a preening ego. You're spitting on half the population, you narcissistic nail salon addicts. What if you heard the term "Muslimist." You'd figure, rightly so, here's somebody who puts Muslims and the Muslim causes first...and would hire Muslims first, and has some half-baked notion that Muslims are better than non-Muslims or need special treatment and favors.

"FEMINIST" also denotes weakness, to me at least. Look at where these "feminists" are in that smirky photo. They are grinning from the safety of a college campus, indoors. They are NOT standing in front of the India embassy asking about the weak laws involving rape. They aren't in front of the Egyptian embassy either. They aren't anywhere where the action is.

REAL WOMEN are busy being reporters and photographers and soldiers and senators, and are showing just how equal they really are. They aren't mincing around giggling and sneering about being "FEMINISTS" so they can write a paper for their Dildo 101 college class.

What's Fatty McLard going to do after she hauls her sheepskin out of college? Waddle into a bank and demand to be made a vice president? Or vaginal president? Declare that she should be mayor of her city because it would "send a message" to women? (That's the Christine Quinn NYC campaign).

Pie-Face Broderick is lucky that REAL WOMEN work at newspapers and, thought this moronic story worth reporting on.

Pie-Hole Broderick isn't whining that her story didn't get attention! No, she's very happy real working women let her sneak this craven, catty item through...biased though it is. VERY BIASED>

Notice the phrase "cruel prank."

The WOMEN who wrote up The Bloat's cry-whine declare "a troll" was "cruel" in daring to make fun of an Internet photo! Talk about humorless feminists!

Yeah? Who asked Overly-Broad Broderick to post her cheesy picture? Who told Puffy Thigh-Fat to start in with a provoking, annoying message to the world...and not expect a few negative responses? What part of "FREEDOM OF SPEECH" says you can't parody a photo of someone who is trying to be a public spectacle? You put yourself out there with a message...and that message gets ridiculed. No "cruel prank" at all. But this obnoxious bitch wanted to find out who posted the first MEME? And do what? SUE? For definition of character? What a PUSSY thing to do.

You know, if anything, we need MASCULINISM. We need a world where action is taken, and forcefully so. No coddling. Don't give me a female lawyer trying to get a mass murderer off. That's what happened in Arizona after the shopping mall gunplay, and it's happening again with the movie theater shooter and the Boston Bomber. MASCULINISM is to take the same gun these assholes used to kill...and blow their heads off. We know they're guilty. They should die. That's MASCULINISM.

As we learned from Gloria Steinem, and not Betty Friedan, the face of FEMINISM need not be ugly. The message doesn't have to be delivered with condescending signs and a smug, cunty attitude. A "FEMINIST" can even be a man like Alan Alda, who wrote a few episodes of MASH in which his Hawkeye Pierce character got a few lessons in how stupid a predatory prick can be. This is 2013, fer Christ (and Mary's) sake, and we can point to so many women who have not been held down by their bras and garter belts (suspender belts, to you in the UK). We can mention politicians such as Margaret Thatcher, Gabby Giffords, Dianne Feinstein (ooh, I think those last two were also JEWISH, in case we have any Jewvanists reading) and Kirstin Gillebrand (somewhat of a hottie) among many others. We can talk about eBay's original CEO, Meg Whitman, and the CEO of Yahoo, Marissa Mayer. And on and on.

But instead some trivial blob with no sense of history (or herstory) gets into a tizzy because her silly photo of herself was somehow misinterpreted. NO, fat stuff, it wasn't. It was interpreted as the idle nonsensical whimsy of a corpulent load of cod...a very passive, pussy-esque do-nothing non-act that called attention to yourself (what you and too many mirror-gazing muff-owners care about). JOIN THE ARMY! Get out into the street and JOIN MEN in a meaningful protest against Wall Street or War or Putin arresting Pussy Riot even.

Oprah Winfrey's an ugly fat slob and she's doing well for herself. She didn't do it by holding up a sign in a college dorm and grinning.

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