Friday, August 23, 2013

So THAT is the little Kardashian FOCKER. I'm not amused

Kanye and Kim, perhaps jealous that Kate and William actually whitewashed the media for a few days unveiling their baby...have taken over.

Not only has every website and magazine gone with a picture of the ugly parents showing off their fat-cheeked spawn, their media whore manager Kris Jenner has even Tweeted a photo.

The little brat can already talk, I guess: "Grandma, I want a SOLO pose...just ME...and I expect a movie deal by the time I'm out of diapers."

As in "Honey, what a Boo Boo." The new reality show. How this cocoa dollop suddenly begins non-stop crying and projectile vomiting, realizing who its parents are.

The girl's name is NORTH, ya know.

I would've chosen FOCK.

An acronym for...

FLESH OOZED from the CUNT of KARDASHIAN

Which is all this dopey, clueless pile of flab-with-eyes actually is.

Where are you gonna be 16 years from now, when NORTH WEST is cavorting in leaked Internet porn?

Makes you want to root for global warming.

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