Ay, Hombre: GIMME EL INTERNET-O. FREEEEE!

Who says Blacks in America are getting preferential treatment?

Who says Muslims are being coddled?

Must be those ingrate LATINOS. After all, America isn't bi-lingual yet...despite Puerto Ricans all over New York and Cubans all over Florida. Some people are still huffing that they don't want Mexicans racing across the border...to the point where they are almost a majority in California.

Blacks are rioting every time a gangsta-kid gets shot. They howl even with a Black president, and most of today's Grammy awards going to rap idiots and Beyonce and Mariah Carey. They're sullen because every other fucking movie stars either Morgan Freeman or Will Smith. They're grunting because maybe only half of every sports team is black. And they're indignant that there aren't enough Kardashians for every black guy.

Now? LATINOS are demanding THEIR RIGHTS!

Hey, one minority can only push around Whitey for so long, right?

Got that, Gringo?

The Latinos believe the INTERNET is a RIGHT. Just like coming into America without even learning the language.

If only 50% of the overpopulating Latinos can afford a computer and Internet access...that's WHITEY'S fault. And don't muck around with wi-fi, or hot-spots and that shit. LATINOS should have FREE INTERNET AT HOME and a COMPUTER TO GO WITH IT!!!

The nerve. Can you believe the Latino greed here? JEWS don't have this CHUTZPAH and they invented the word!

You don't see the Chinese immigrants doing this. Japanese. Hindu. Pakistini. Any other "of color" you might want to think of. Somehow, every ethnic race, even odd ones with strange eyes...they don't whine and bitch for special favors. LATINOS do.

So! Somebody's great-grandfather, or great-great grandfather came to America with nothing, learned the language, and worked hard so his children could go to school and get a better job and rise up the economic ladder.

You expect LATINOS to do THAT?

You expect a LATINO to maybe come over here WITH enough money to learn a trade, make an investment, or invent something useful, and AFFORD to live someplace nice and PAY for the Internet???

MY grandfather came over here with NOTHING, learned the language, worked hard in a dull profession...was able to send his son to school...his son went to a city college and managed to have the smarts to earn the degrees he needed for a decent life. It meant I had good opportunities to be educated and finish school and...AFFORD INTERNET.

That's too mucho mucho for a LATINO?

Si.

Just when you thought you'd heard it all, among grousing ingrates, here's the kicker...LATINOS DEMAND the INTERNET. Fuck the Blacks...who cares what percentage of them have Internet. You see that photo. All Pablo cares about is the injustice that only 50% or so of LATINOS are on line.

Si, the government should pay for a computer and free Internet service. Hey, just because the Chinese immigrants don't ask for this shit, or the Pakistani immigrants, or the Japanese...

What DOES that mean, Latinos? Are you saying you ARE inferior because you can't do what every other type of tan-skinned immigrant can do? Or are you saying Whites are mean nasty bigots who are deliriously happy with Pakistani muslims or clannish Chinese but don't like YOU people?

Nevermind. They have a better argument: if LATINOS are given free Internet (in Spanish, of course...and there are plenty of Spanish TV networks and Spanish language websites) then they'll have the skills needed to...what, work for the Spanish division at Google?

How about this: STAY THE FUCK HOME. Don't come here. Don't bring US your fucking problems. You don't want to work? You don't want to learn our language? FUCK YOU. We really do NOT need you. We have dumbass white redneck bastards we could train, just like we can train a fucking dog. There aren't enough jobs as it is. There are plenty of whites and blacks who don't have Internet skills and they take menial jobs and they don't whine that they want the Internet so they can watch porn all day and Penelope Cruz movies.

JESUS (not HAY-SOOOOS).

Do you believe the fucking NERVE of a minority that thinks they're ENTITLED to be on the Internet? Why not say you're entitled to be on a $500 a night hooker? She'd say I won't FUCK YOU if you don't PAY ME.

And I say...simply...FUCK YOU.

I'm really sick of this minority shit...you skunks are even more annoying than "privileged" white Yuppie scum, and that's saying something.

Oh, Canada...too? Gutless ISLAM MUSLIM Coward Shot Dead

Any tragedy can become entertainment. You know, uplifting, dramatic fun. Got a lemon? Make lemonade.

I refer to the singing of "Oh Canada" at an American hockey game.

After something horrific happens, count on "entertainers" and the media to somehow spin it into a catharsis. A happening. Something...FUN.

In response to the cowardly (as usual) shooting of a human Parliament ornament who was just standing around being decorative...the singer at a hockey game offered "Oh Canada."

First off, there should be NO singing at sports events. Period. We don't have it before a Broadway show. We don't even have it when the Senate convenes. Why the fuck singing a national anthem (and it's usually two, for boxing matches, if not three) before you watch idiots punch each other or chase a fucking puck on ice?

How lovely it was for everyone to get some drama in their dreary lives, and choke back tears because...some asshole sang "Oh Canada."

THAT'S entertainment. It's designed to make you FEEL something, get emotional, have a release, and after the purge...you don't feel so badly about your dull everyday existence.

So that was a sidebar to the latest Islam/Muslim mindless act of religious fanaticism.

Two people are definitely not reading this.

First, the Parliament ornament. All this guy did was basically stand around for show. Tourists took pictures. Poor guy was only 24...and was SHOT IN THE BACK.

This is typical of Muslims. They are a cowardly bunch. Who have the ISIS cocksuckers seized and beheaded? Unarmed people. People who came to the Middle East to report on events, or drive a car. Who did the cocksuckers of 9/11 kill? Office workers. How? By grabbing two planes full of unarmed people.

Arabs are cowards. They are nothing but yellow-skinned yellow-brained cowards. That's what being a "terrorist" is all about. It's being armed against people who can't harm you.

Hey, Islam Muslim faggots, can I ask a question, you camel-breathed dung-eating little-dick weirdos who crave VIRGINS because you can't handle a woman who has been around?

It's this: why do cloak yourself in your mama's dress, put your mama's underwear over your mouth, cackle like a demented bird, and then go after UNARMED CIVILIANS? If your fucking ALLAH is so GREAT, why doesn't he give you the divine strength to win a fist fight against any man? Out-draw anyone with a weapon? Always be victorious on a battlefield?

Religious fanatics have one answer for logic: "I will KEEEEL You!" Actually, more like, "I will be a coward and make a plot to KEEEEL you when your back is turned. Because that's the Arab way."

Sara X Mills - Media Whore or Boob Twerker?

I never heard of Sara X Mills till this morning.

SOMEHOW, I wasn't one of the TWENTY SIX MILLION people who went to Google's beloved YOUTUBE to watch her slightly raise and lower her boobs in time to a snatch of Mozart music.

Maybe I don't know the right morons? The kind that e-mail you with stupid shit every fucking day?

Maybe I don't know the right Facebook Friends? The kind that post fucking shit every shitty day?

THIS was unavoidable:

Wasn't it only a few weeks ago that the Daily NOT News and the London Daily FAIL and the rest were bouncing up and down and up and down and up and down over the bitch with the fake three breasts?

Now we're back down to two...and somehow, bouncing your boobs, or doing it one at a time, is TWERKING?

Let's get a ruling from Webster's Dictionary on that...I thought TWERKING was the Negroid vulgarity of squatting and bouncing your ass cheeks up and down like you're sitting on a cock...or wanting to.

Anyhoo, as the fat Dutchman say, ANYHOO...

Since the Daily NOT News was so kind as to imbed a YouTube link, I watched this bitch in action.

And you know...it was amusing.

Go check it out for yourself. OR, just image this zombie intentionally keeping that poker face while one tit and then the other jiggle up slightly and then down, in time to some music.

Momentarily amusing. I've seen it before, from men actually; done by a woman...MUCH more entertaining.

Some athletic men like to demonstrate their pecs, and how they can flex their chest muscles. Stupid-looking but a momentary novelty.

All this chick is doing, is the same deal. Thanks to some quirk of her implants, as well as her musculature, she can actually jerk each boob up and down individually. Which is a good "stupid human trick." For 15 seconds.

I didn't find it arousing, and would've been bored after another minute, but, it was a nice change from the usual YouTube novelties, like cats seeming to cha-cha or puppies (the real kind) falling down.

She got death threats? On YOUTUBE?

What most people would do is go to YouTube and have the accounts suspended, or contact the police. Or a good lawyer to sue YouTube for being accomplices to harassment.

Nah. She went to the media. I think that crosses the line to...MEDIA WHORE.

TWENTY SIX MILLION viewers...which means a LOT of YouTube royalties...ain't enough? I guess not. Sara wanted to increase her notoriety...you think? Hey, she's not just THE BOOB TWERKER...she's gotten DEATH THREATS!

As if ALL of us haven't!! You get on the Internet and you're almost GUARANTEED to be bullied by somebody or other.

Sara X...thanks. Your 15 SECONDS of fame, solemnly standing around while one boobie and then the other perked or drooped...was amusing. Your whine about human nature (death threats, jealousy, moral outrage) not so much. Have a nice life. I'm sure you'll use your money wisely...by getting MORE TATTOOS.

Look Your Best - White Trash Bitch

Isn't she ADORABLE?

Don't you want to call her "Honey Boo Boo?"

Here's your typical white trash psycho, grinning for the camera.

That's "Internet Celebrity" for you. This is the monster we've bred.

This cunt has seen ALL the celebrity mugshots. She knows she's gonna be "famous." Did she face the camera sadly, like she could be jailed for five years? Did she look solemn, like she might somehow regret burning the face of some greasy Latino asshole who made the mistake of letting her move in?

You already know the answer.

Thanks to the constant bombardment of Internet horror stories and violence, and zany "bloopers" on YouTube, she figured splashing Ortiz in the face and setting him on fire was ok.

Cops arrive? Hell, yeah, WORK THAT POSE! You GO, Girl! Next stop, TV INTERVIEWS AND DR. PHIL.

This IS America...some slob who should never have been born, who can't even keep a minimum wage job at WAL-MART, shacks up with "Carlos" and gets into a fight. He no like the way she make spah-geddy. You can bet this moron saw way too many movies and TV shows where Brando or Matthau or Pacino or whoever, threw the food on the floor or against the wall. Thas da way we bee-have!

Now he's not so anxious to look himself in the mirror!

But Melissa Fat Cheeks? She's got a toothy grin. She's got her 15 minutes of fame. She's looking for that reality show deal. You only get that if you...keep smiling!

Meanwhile...

In case you were wondering about the real "HONEY BOO BOO," that disgusting, cheesy little monster and her grotesque stage-mama bitch who made her a reality show star...

It just gets WORSE, doesn't it? I mean, I'm GLAD they might pull the plug on that stupid show. Last I heard (and I try not to notice) the fat slob got separated or divorced from her toothless hillbilly husband. I thought THAT was enough to scuttle the show, but I guess not.

I am thoroughly embarrassed about these Southern white trash monsters (there are some in the North, too, but at least they don't sound so retarded).

Years ago, we had "Gomer Pyle" and "The Andy Griffith Show." Nobody was so obese or ugly. If you were in the right mood, those and other rural TV programs might even be entertaining. Now? Ugh!

I blame Wal-Mart. These horrible people serve a purpose...they're my gas station attendants, car repair people, and cash register dunces at area supermarkets and department stores. Obviously Wal-Mart needs to open even MORE stores, to keep the white trash occupied. I know people hate Wal-Mart, and I'm glad there's not one of 'em near ME, but come on...better they be working the cash register than being on my TV screen, or melting the face of some dumb wetback who will now be permanently out of work and getting a welfare check made out of my tax dollars.

FARCEBOOK LOSER BRENTON PRICE EXPOSED: WHORES FOR FRIENDS

You know what's HILARIOUS about FARCEBOOK?

It's fat, ugly jackasses who try to impress everyone by posing with celebrities or sexy women...that they PAID for the photo op.

Fanboy losers pose standing next to Eddie Munster or Wednesday Addams or some other D-lister who charges $20. You see so many FARCEBOOK pages where the fan is beaming, like this is SUCH an achievement. All you did was pay to get into a show, and PAY to stand next to somebody who cares about MONEY not YOU.

Well, this pales when compared to a wombat named Brenton Price of Australia!

When this useless waste of space was snookered by a hooker...the news media went right to his FARCEBOOK page to get a free photo of him. Here it is, caption added.

This fat ugly turd-head was showing off on FARCEBOOK like he was a player. No, he was a PAYER. He could not get anywhere near an attractive woman unless she saw a bulge...in his WALLET!

Brenton Price (there are, surprisingly, quite a few with the same stupid first name on FARCEBOOK) is now outed for being a john...and a stupid one....with poor taste in whores.

Now the world knows what kind of sleazy moron Brenton Price is. What's this dull nitwit do for a living? Some boring stupid job in finance or business? Something that requires no creativity, just being on the phone all day, and analyzing numbers and being a greedhead?

No wonder he has no social skills. He must pay for companionship. Oooh, HOW IMPRESSIVE. Impersonal sex with some robot who treats him like a stewardess on a plane...a bland smile as she handles his package of nuts.

He paid for...some crack whore??

FARCEBOOK and now papers all over the world now confirm what a moronic loser BRENTON PRICE is.

Oh Deer: 11-Year-Old Praised For Killing a Rare Animal

What's more fun than killing a defenseless animal?

A parent couldn't be more proud than Michigan's dinky-dicked Mick Dingman.

He got his son's photo in the paper, with all the exciting details of how an 11-year-old destroyed a rare albino deer with one well-placed arrow:

I was thinking that there would be outrage in the coverage of this brutal "sport," but apparently most newspapers were delighted by this event. It shows that an all-American boy is a role model. He's not sitting at home playing video games...he's in the great outdoors, killing what's left of free-roaming wildlife.

Some of us are sad if we find a mouse in a mousetrap. We are sad if we squash a roach. We feel bad at the sight of a hobbling pigeon. We turn away from road kill destroyed by a roaring motorcycle on a quiet country road. But look at little Dingman...he's HAPPY.

He killed something. It's dead and lifeless. He sits next to it and feels nothing but joy.

He'll kill again. And again. And again.

Eleven years old, and already praised for being SO good at taking aim at a peaceful animal standing around not sensing danger. POW. An arrow and instant death. NICE GOING, little boy! What are you going to be when you grow up? Charlie Manson?

It's the 21st Century. People can go to a thing called a market, and buy farm-raised steaks made out of a cow. Or a sheep. Or a goat. Or an adorable baby lamb. But isn't it much more fun to kill an animal yourself? As Sarah Palin (who uses guns, not arrows) would say, "YOU BETCHA!"

Is little boy Dingman going to have the deer's head stuffed and mounted? Is Dad going to help him slice open the carcass, spill out the entrails, and carve out some of the meat for a lovely stew?

I don't know the fate of the carcass, as I stopped reading after a while. I guess I'm just not a good American like Dingman, man and boy.

Cosby Blacklash Ass Hannibal Buress commits professional suicide

Ever heard of Hannibal Buress? Of course not.

He's some local kid who appeals to stupid rapper morons. He does "observational" garbage that is of no interest to normal people. He's proud of it. His Farcebook page:

A loser. Does he look funny? Or does he look like the illiterate chump who flicks french fries at you at Burger King while his homeys laugh?

Did you read what he's PROUD of? "40 minutes of Nelly jokes, 15 minutes of Chingy Jokes, 5 minutes of Murphy Lee jokes. 20 minute encore about Marshall Faulk's haircut."

Is that a set you wish you'd seen? Ever heard of half those assholes?

So it's no surprise that this self-important little ghetto twerp got up on stage and riffed a few lines against Big Bad Bill Cosby. You know, Bill...he's the avuncular 78 year-old who mentions now and then that black kids should have some pride, get an education, not be "nigga," and not wear their pants around their thighs like a bunch of dumbasses.

Cosby...who fought for black equality before this misshapen turd was even born.

Buress sassed Cosby (Eddie Murphy did it when he was a young pup, too...always nice to dis yo' elders) only he brought up the R-word. His not-hilarious observation was that the old man grouses about this and that, but he's a "rapist." Like, man, who is HE to talk about rap music, or nigga clothing styles, when he is a "rapist."

If you can follow that logic, you're better than I am. It reminds me of Dylan Farrow, shouting "Don't go to see Blue Jasmine, Woody's critically acclaimed new movie, because he touched me inappropriately." Dylan's complaint lacked evidence and credibility and never went to trial. But years later, she's telling the stars of Woody Allen's films they should be ashamed to work for him.

Nobody is entitled to complain about rap music or create a work of art...if they did something bad and didn't go to jail long enough, or pay a fine big enough, or even get arrested despite no proof or an allegation being made long after the incident allegedly happened.

You think Buress would be happy to see himself hauled into jail for something he shoplifted 8 years ago? For the crack he smoked a month ago? Think this guy never abused a girlfriend? Whatever it is, hey, he shouldn't be allowed on a stage to goof nigga jokes to other niggas. Make sense?

For some reason, maybe because it's a black punk doing it, this story has been "trending" on Farcebook. A bunch of dummies are even saying, "Gosh, I never knew about this." Duh. It WAS in all the papers. A woman went public claiming Cosby used a roofie on her. Date rape. She bleated loudly...and rather remarkably, about a dozen women quietly contacted her and became nameless "Jane Does" in what I guess they figured was an easy-money class action lawsuit.

Problem? Proof. How do we know how many of those women Cosby even knew? How do we know how many of them happily had sex with the famous star and now, down on their luck, wanted money? Money because Cosby didn't call them the next day or consider them anything but groupie bimbo party girls?

Is it possible that the creepy side of Mr. Funny-Wonderful is that he got his kicks by playing a practical joke on these women? That he had a fetish for some kind of necro-sex with a woman he didn't have to please, or listen to moan and groan, etc. All he had to do was use her and leave? Yeah, possible.

But this is old news. It's just that once in a while, some feminist, somebody looking to sell newspapers, writes a "Why doesn't anybody care Cosby was accused of date rape" essay. This usually comes after somebody else (Woody Allen, Roman Polanski) is in the news for making a new movie and getting a few columnists jealously enraged to muckrake the past.

So Buress read one of these, figured his illiterate rap-nigga audience of chuckling morons knew nothing about it, and wooop, there it is. Continue below and you'll read the "hilarious" transcript.

A week from now, as it happened before, nobody will remember this. Cosby's shows are sold out wherever he goes and will remain so. For whatever reason, people aren't interested, or aren't all that disturbed, about what drunk girls do or don't do. They aren't concerned about chicks who make themselves available to a man because he's rich and famous, and then grouse that they didn't control everything that went on.

What Buress could've said, in an opposite riff, to more laughs, is "Bill knew you was a ho'. He just didn't want to pay for it!" Ha ha.

All he's done is commit professional suicide. Here's a guy who manages to get a gig once in a while, and usually in a ghetto town like St. Louis or Philadelphia. Pimps and pushers have some money...they go see some jive-ass in a club for $30. And they are easily entertained. Just say motherfucker a lot. Or "snap" some lines about people who are more famous. Yeah, man. Nobodies love making fun of their betters. Celebrity snarking is a full time job for people who leave "comments" on websites. As Spike Milligan said, "Stir up mediocrity and you stir up venom." So we have insult "comedians" who just say nasty shit (Russell Brand comes to mind) and we're all supposed to titter and run to Twitter and quote them.

David Letterman? He has Cosby on the show all the time. Proud to get him. Think he doesn't know about the date rape charges? How about young, hip Jimmy Fallon, the new late night king? He's so much hipper and younger than Dave...but he also swoons when Cosby comes on the show. He loves and adores Cosby. Think he doesn't know about the date rape charges?

Here's the hilarious comedy stylings of Hannibal Buress:

In the end, Buress has made sure he'll NEVER get a booking on late night TV, and NEVER will progress any further than to be a nigga clown to a nigga audience that only wants to hear snaps about niggas with names like Chingy and Nelly. Richard Pryor he is not. Famous he is not. Momentarily in the spotlight...yeah, but as Andy Warhol noted, this type of fame is fleeting. Since this chump chose to talk about yesterday's news, he shouldn't be surprised that he will soon BE yesterday's news.