SOMEHOW, I wasn't one of the TWENTY SIX MILLION people who went to Google's beloved YOUTUBE to watch her slightly raise and lower her boobs in time to a snatch of Mozart music.
Maybe I don't know the right morons? The kind that e-mail you with stupid shit every fucking day?
Maybe I don't know the right Facebook Friends? The kind that post fucking shit every shitty day?
THIS was unavoidable:
Wasn't it only a few weeks ago that the Daily NOT News and the London Daily FAIL and the rest were bouncing up and down and up and down and up and down over the bitch with the fake three breasts?
Now we're back down to two...and somehow, bouncing your boobs, or doing it one at a time, is TWERKING?
Let's get a ruling from Webster's Dictionary on that...I thought TWERKING was the Negroid vulgarity of squatting and bouncing your ass cheeks up and down like you're sitting on a cock...or wanting to.
Anyhoo, as the fat Dutchman say, ANYHOO...
Since the Daily NOT News was so kind as to imbed a YouTube link, I watched this bitch in action.
And you know...it was amusing.
Go check it out for yourself. OR, just image this zombie intentionally keeping that poker face while one tit and then the other jiggle up slightly and then down, in time to some music.
Momentarily amusing. I've seen it before, from men actually; done by a woman...MUCH more entertaining.
Some athletic men like to demonstrate their pecs, and how they can flex their chest muscles. Stupid-looking but a momentary novelty.
All this chick is doing, is the same deal. Thanks to some quirk of her implants, as well as her musculature, she can actually jerk each boob up and down individually. Which is a good "stupid human trick." For 15 seconds.
I didn't find it arousing, and would've been bored after another minute, but, it was a nice change from the usual YouTube novelties, like cats seeming to cha-cha or puppies (the real kind) falling down.
She got death threats? On YOUTUBE?
What most people would do is go to YouTube and have the accounts suspended, or contact the police. Or a good lawyer to sue YouTube for being accomplices to harassment.
Nah. She went to the media. I think that crosses the line to...MEDIA WHORE.
TWENTY SIX MILLION viewers...which means a LOT of YouTube royalties...ain't enough? I guess not. Sara wanted to increase her notoriety...you think? Hey, she's not just THE BOOB TWERKER...she's gotten DEATH THREATS!
As if ALL of us haven't!! You get on the Internet and you're almost GUARANTEED to be bullied by somebody or other.
Sara X...thanks. Your 15 SECONDS of fame, solemnly standing around while one boobie and then the other perked or drooped...was amusing. Your whine about human nature (death threats, jealousy, moral outrage) not so much. Have a nice life. I'm sure you'll use your money wisely...by getting MORE TATTOOS.
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