Look Your Best - White Trash Bitch

Isn't she ADORABLE?

Don't you want to call her "Honey Boo Boo?"

Here's your typical white trash psycho, grinning for the camera.

That's "Internet Celebrity" for you. This is the monster we've bred.

This cunt has seen ALL the celebrity mugshots. She knows she's gonna be "famous." Did she face the camera sadly, like she could be jailed for five years? Did she look solemn, like she might somehow regret burning the face of some greasy Latino asshole who made the mistake of letting her move in?

You already know the answer.

Thanks to the constant bombardment of Internet horror stories and violence, and zany "bloopers" on YouTube, she figured splashing Ortiz in the face and setting him on fire was ok.

Cops arrive? Hell, yeah, WORK THAT POSE! You GO, Girl! Next stop, TV INTERVIEWS AND DR. PHIL.

This IS America...some slob who should never have been born, who can't even keep a minimum wage job at WAL-MART, shacks up with "Carlos" and gets into a fight. He no like the way she make spah-geddy. You can bet this moron saw way too many movies and TV shows where Brando or Matthau or Pacino or whoever, threw the food on the floor or against the wall. Thas da way we bee-have!

Now he's not so anxious to look himself in the mirror!

But Melissa Fat Cheeks? She's got a toothy grin. She's got her 15 minutes of fame. She's looking for that reality show deal. You only get that if you...keep smiling!

Meanwhile...

In case you were wondering about the real "HONEY BOO BOO," that disgusting, cheesy little monster and her grotesque stage-mama bitch who made her a reality show star...

It just gets WORSE, doesn't it? I mean, I'm GLAD they might pull the plug on that stupid show. Last I heard (and I try not to notice) the fat slob got separated or divorced from her toothless hillbilly husband. I thought THAT was enough to scuttle the show, but I guess not.

I am thoroughly embarrassed about these Southern white trash monsters (there are some in the North, too, but at least they don't sound so retarded).

Years ago, we had "Gomer Pyle" and "The Andy Griffith Show." Nobody was so obese or ugly. If you were in the right mood, those and other rural TV programs might even be entertaining. Now? Ugh!

I blame Wal-Mart. These horrible people serve a purpose...they're my gas station attendants, car repair people, and cash register dunces at area supermarkets and department stores. Obviously Wal-Mart needs to open even MORE stores, to keep the white trash occupied. I know people hate Wal-Mart, and I'm glad there's not one of 'em near ME, but come on...better they be working the cash register than being on my TV screen, or melting the face of some dumb wetback who will now be permanently out of work and getting a welfare check made out of my tax dollars.