Cosby Blacklash Ass Hannibal Buress commits professional suicide

Ever heard of Hannibal Buress? Of course not.

He's some local kid who appeals to stupid rapper morons. He does "observational" garbage that is of no interest to normal people. He's proud of it. His Farcebook page:

A loser. Does he look funny? Or does he look like the illiterate chump who flicks french fries at you at Burger King while his homeys laugh?

Did you read what he's PROUD of? "40 minutes of Nelly jokes, 15 minutes of Chingy Jokes, 5 minutes of Murphy Lee jokes. 20 minute encore about Marshall Faulk's haircut."

Is that a set you wish you'd seen? Ever heard of half those assholes?

So it's no surprise that this self-important little ghetto twerp got up on stage and riffed a few lines against Big Bad Bill Cosby. You know, Bill...he's the avuncular 78 year-old who mentions now and then that black kids should have some pride, get an education, not be "nigga," and not wear their pants around their thighs like a bunch of dumbasses.

Cosby...who fought for black equality before this misshapen turd was even born.

Buress sassed Cosby (Eddie Murphy did it when he was a young pup, too...always nice to dis yo' elders) only he brought up the R-word. His not-hilarious observation was that the old man grouses about this and that, but he's a "rapist." Like, man, who is HE to talk about rap music, or nigga clothing styles, when he is a "rapist."

If you can follow that logic, you're better than I am. It reminds me of Dylan Farrow, shouting "Don't go to see Blue Jasmine, Woody's critically acclaimed new movie, because he touched me inappropriately." Dylan's complaint lacked evidence and credibility and never went to trial. But years later, she's telling the stars of Woody Allen's films they should be ashamed to work for him.

Nobody is entitled to complain about rap music or create a work of art...if they did something bad and didn't go to jail long enough, or pay a fine big enough, or even get arrested despite no proof or an allegation being made long after the incident allegedly happened.

You think Buress would be happy to see himself hauled into jail for something he shoplifted 8 years ago? For the crack he smoked a month ago? Think this guy never abused a girlfriend? Whatever it is, hey, he shouldn't be allowed on a stage to goof nigga jokes to other niggas. Make sense?

For some reason, maybe because it's a black punk doing it, this story has been "trending" on Farcebook. A bunch of dummies are even saying, "Gosh, I never knew about this." Duh. It WAS in all the papers. A woman went public claiming Cosby used a roofie on her. Date rape. She bleated loudly...and rather remarkably, about a dozen women quietly contacted her and became nameless "Jane Does" in what I guess they figured was an easy-money class action lawsuit.

Problem? Proof. How do we know how many of those women Cosby even knew? How do we know how many of them happily had sex with the famous star and now, down on their luck, wanted money? Money because Cosby didn't call them the next day or consider them anything but groupie bimbo party girls?

Is it possible that the creepy side of Mr. Funny-Wonderful is that he got his kicks by playing a practical joke on these women? That he had a fetish for some kind of necro-sex with a woman he didn't have to please, or listen to moan and groan, etc. All he had to do was use her and leave? Yeah, possible.

But this is old news. It's just that once in a while, some feminist, somebody looking to sell newspapers, writes a "Why doesn't anybody care Cosby was accused of date rape" essay. This usually comes after somebody else (Woody Allen, Roman Polanski) is in the news for making a new movie and getting a few columnists jealously enraged to muckrake the past.

So Buress read one of these, figured his illiterate rap-nigga audience of chuckling morons knew nothing about it, and wooop, there it is. Continue below and you'll read the "hilarious" transcript.

A week from now, as it happened before, nobody will remember this. Cosby's shows are sold out wherever he goes and will remain so. For whatever reason, people aren't interested, or aren't all that disturbed, about what drunk girls do or don't do. They aren't concerned about chicks who make themselves available to a man because he's rich and famous, and then grouse that they didn't control everything that went on.

What Buress could've said, in an opposite riff, to more laughs, is "Bill knew you was a ho'. He just didn't want to pay for it!" Ha ha.

All he's done is commit professional suicide. Here's a guy who manages to get a gig once in a while, and usually in a ghetto town like St. Louis or Philadelphia. Pimps and pushers have some money...they go see some jive-ass in a club for $30. And they are easily entertained. Just say motherfucker a lot. Or "snap" some lines about people who are more famous. Yeah, man. Nobodies love making fun of their betters. Celebrity snarking is a full time job for people who leave "comments" on websites. As Spike Milligan said, "Stir up mediocrity and you stir up venom." So we have insult "comedians" who just say nasty shit (Russell Brand comes to mind) and we're all supposed to titter and run to Twitter and quote them.

David Letterman? He has Cosby on the show all the time. Proud to get him. Think he doesn't know about the date rape charges? How about young, hip Jimmy Fallon, the new late night king? He's so much hipper and younger than Dave...but he also swoons when Cosby comes on the show. He loves and adores Cosby. Think he doesn't know about the date rape charges?

Here's the hilarious comedy stylings of Hannibal Buress:

In the end, Buress has made sure he'll NEVER get a booking on late night TV, and NEVER will progress any further than to be a nigga clown to a nigga audience that only wants to hear snaps about niggas with names like Chingy and Nelly. Richard Pryor he is not. Famous he is not. Momentarily in the spotlight...yeah, but as Andy Warhol noted, this type of fame is fleeting. Since this chump chose to talk about yesterday's news, he shouldn't be surprised that he will soon BE yesterday's news.