FARCEBOOK, Where Too Much Shit Is Never Enough Shit

Unless you adjust every setting, and spend your life BLOCKING people, you can waste HOURS on FARCEBOOK just getting rid of stupid shit you didn't want to see.

One of the annoying ways they force-feed you SHIT, is to make you look at the SHIT that your "friends" commented on. Commented on. It's one thing to care about what your friends post. But who has the time to monitor everything your friends comment on?

Even worse, if somebody "TAGS" your friend's name, figuring that your friend should see something, YOU get to see it, too.

Eventually you have to BLOCK most of your friends, leaving only the most trusted hermits who don't have too many friends, and/or don't constantly post stupid shit.

STUPID SHIT includes MEMES. You can't tie complicated world problems into a little photo-package with a smirky quote and a photo. Like THIS smug MEME:

You know you're dealing with somebody's retarded friend when the added remark is "Oh, Snap!" Or "Good point!"

A stupid photo and caption says it all?

Hey, everybody, STOP talking about ISIS and Muslims! After all, ha ha ha, the KKK and Christians is the same thing! SNAP! OHHHH SNAP!

Of course, only a shit-brain would draw such an analogy.

The KKK isn't going around the world beheading anyone. The KKK is not a religion. It hasn't taken over cities. The KKK has been dead since the 60's. It's just a couple of hundred ornery crackers and neo-Nazi morons who hide in basements and listen to country music. They almost never march or parade. They mostly hide in a few idiot forums grinnin' about how niggers and kikes should be killed. BUT, they don't KILL anyone.

Unlike ISIS.

PS, everyone knows that Christians don't support the KKK, any more than they do the Westboro Baptist Church. Everyone DOES NOT KNOW how Muslims feel about ISIS. Muslim leaders are very silent about ISIS. The rich Arab sheiks who run countries such as Dubai don't say a word.

In America, Christians have diminished power. Muslims are intimidating everyone. New York City just declared school closings because of MUSLIMS. Yes, instead of LESS school holidays for crackpot religious reasons, there are now MORE. This isn't like the Jewy-Jews getting Rosh Hashanah (the New Year) off. This is the entire school SHUTTING DOWN because of a Muslim holiday. The increasing Muslim population, and their notorious VIOLENCE, dictated that NYC schools should not only add days that Muslims can take off...they made sure the schools SHUT DOWN ENTIRELY.

I could go on about Isis and Muslims, but the topic is really FARCEBOOK's obnoxiousness in letting "friends of friends of friends" pollute your day with MEMES and SLOGANS and stupid links to GOOTUBE and moronic DECIDER-INQUISITR type websites that run pointless articles that re-hash and re-vomit old news.

Aside from SPAM (a stupid friend getting hacked so everybody suddenly sees an ad for fake RAY-BANS) you get retro assholes who insist on carrying a torch for their favorite dead celebrities.

They can't get over the deaths of such pieces of utter shit as: BRIAN JONES and LIZ KING and JERRY FUCKING GARCIA and JANIS JOPLIN and JIMI HENDRIX and FRANK ZAPPA.

Every fucking day they offer a link to a GOOTUBE video, or they solemnly declare it's the anniversary of some fucking album's release, or a birthday or a death day.

Talk about religious fanatics...people who care about these jerks are NUTS. NONE OF THE ABOVE music stars are responsible for more than 5 good songs. NONE OF THE ABOVE.

You can pick which five Zappa did and be assured the rest were imitations of them. Pick Joplin's 5 best screams and you don't need five more. The Grateful Dead and the Doors probably had even less than five.

But every fucking day, SOMEBODY's fucking post of goddam GooTube videos, or tribute photos will boil your eyeballs. Shit like THIS:

How far in the past do you fucking 50-60 somethings want to stay? While I don't advocate listening to the Foo Fighters or Mumford and Sons, there ARE some decent performers out there if you look around, and there's OTHER VINTAGE MUSIC to listen to, too.

I'm not mourning some guitar idiot savant who choked in his own vomit. Or some pretentious pseudo-poet who drank too much. Or some baby-faced brat who drowned. Or some ugly cunt who stole her style off Bessie Smith and OD'd on heroin when she should've drank her fucking self to death like a good blooooze bitch should. Or a fat stoner with a missing finger that his rectum chopped off when he stuck it up there searching for the chunk of hash he hid from the border police. Or the greasy misanthrope who had idiots cheering over dopey parodies of 50's rock and noisy nonsense about enemas. FUCK THEM ALL.

And who said that FARCEBOOK and TWATTER should take the place of a real newspaper, or real e-mails to real people? 99.9% of it is a WASTE OF TIME.