Birkin Irked - Zimbabwe scumbags make Crocodile bags in her name

Jane Birkin had no idea that her fancy BIRKIN BAG was made by cruel bastards raising crocodiles just to kill them.

OK, Serge-fucker, WHERE did you think the crocodile skins came from? Scraping Jeanne Moreau's feet?

That scaly stuff shined up and dyed red and made into a bag came from once-living baby crocs!

An irony here is that these fucking fashion bags are made in the monkey country of ZIMBABWE.

Yes, the same disgusting country where Cecil the Lion was skewered and then shot.

ZIMBABWE, we are all supposed to care about. Ooooh, the blacks. Oooooh, the poor Africans. Let's help their economy so that while they breed like rabbits, they might not have quite the savage inclinations to be POACHERS and EBOLA-SPREADERS and PLAY PROCOL HARUM TERRORIST GAMES and be PIRATES HIJACKING SHIPS ALONG THE COAST and STRANGLE AND NEARLY KILL PHIL OCHS and SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF MCCARTNEY...etc. etc. etc.

Birkin no longer wants her name on these bags. Will some Kuntrashian endorse 'em instead? Will ZIMBABWE complain that chaperoned lion kills, crocodile farming and other atrocious acts are actually GOOD things? Well, the ZIMBABWE bastards are already saying that the death of Cecil the Lion was just an unfortunate incident, but Great White Hunters coming over and taking out some old tigers, lions, elephants or other animals is GREAT. Hell, the animals are gonna die anyway, and ZIMBABWE makes money.

Just not enough to be a civilized country.