ADOBE FLASH IS A NAZI PEST UPDATE ANNOYANCE

I guess the shits over at ADOBE know a great way to get free advertising. Each week, knock off ADOBE FLASH for yet another fucking UPDATE.

It'll tell everyone, "There's this company called ADOBE that controls your ability to watch videos..."

You're OUT OF DATE.

You've EXPIRED.

YOU ARE A NON-PERSON NOT ALLOWED TO SEE VIDEOS UNTIL ADOBE CLIMBS INTO YOUR COMPUTER AGAIN, AND TELLS YOU HOW THEY CONTROL YOU AND YOUR BROWSERS AGAIN. HEIL ADOBE!