(PS, only ONE of my two browsers works now. ADOBE's fucking updates seem to put a damper on Firefox and require a LOT of extra tries.)
Sinead the still-feisty Skinhead invoked the name of Bob Dylan and declared the Kuntrashian COVER even out-slimes Slimy Towel!
YES. YES!
Sinead O'Connor is so right. KIM KARDASHIAN is a CUNT. A CUNT.
Putting that smirking bitch on the cover of Rolling Stone is an abomination. My only surprise is that it took Baldy so long to notice.
DOESN'T SINEAD READ MY BLOG? Hey, I mentioned this on JULY 1st. I'm TWO WEEKS AHEAD OF YOU, lady!
As I said back then, it's tragic and horrific that Jann Weiner-sucker Wenner has to give up and join the rest of the Kim-Fat Ass Kissers out there, and be no better than People or US or the dimwit tabloids.
It wasn't as if he offered an outrageous cover photo (and this bitch has posed NAKED for lesser magazines).
He offered a boring, cheesy glamor shot that in no way fit the image of Rolling Stone.
SAPRISTI. I know the fucking game. I played it in my time. If you want a big star, because you're desperate, you go to the publicist and beg for an interview. If you don't get it, beg for some exclusive photos you can use for a puff piece.
Like, "Hello, Kuntrashian Publicist? I'm with YACHT magazine. Do you have a picture of Kim in a sailor hat of some kind? We'll do a piece on how Kim likes to sail. Or something..."
That stupid Rolling Stone photo cover could've been for SAILING magazine. ANY magazine. Wenner is too busy sampling semen to care about his credibility as a publisher?
Wenner, you've done enough things over the years to make me NOT wish you bankruptcy. So I merely wish you massive hemorrhoids that resemble Kanye West.
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