"GO FUND ME" to BURY ME. Si? Si.

Two dead Latinos. Two very stupid people.

And now? FOUR (that's right, FOUR) kids looking to GoFundMe to bury mama and papa (who were not married).

The first to go? Senorita Santana.

Payign attention to warning posters and announcements of danger was not for her. I don't know what she did for a living, or how she supported FOUR kids, but they all went on a vacation together. They went to see ice caves.

Ice Caves. You can guess what happened.

There were warnings all over the place, NOT to go into certain areas because it's fucking JULY, and ice MELTS.

They go in anyway. There's a collapse, and Mama of Cuatro dies, and one of the kids is injured. Oh, and the other responsible adult, her brother? He's in hospital "unresponsive" having been conked on the head.

So, where was the man who spawned these four kids? Senor Cardona?

Here's our adorable, smiling semen donor:

After his girlfriend (they weren't married, no es necessario, verdad?) got killed, HE had better things to do than prepare her funeral. Or take care of the FOUR kids.

"He was shot dead just before 10 p.m. Sunday outside Lulu’s Hideout in San Bernardino." That's a bar.

He was busy picking a fight with some other hot-headed moron, a long way from where his orphaned kids were.

"Cardona had only been out of jail for a few days after spending more than three weeks in June and early July behind bars on a parole violation. He has previous convictions for domestic violence, violating probation, brandishing a weapon, driving under the influence, possession of an assault weapon, being a felon in possession of a firearm and illegally possessing ammunition."

And so we have GoFundMe campaigns to pay for the funerals.

Any extra money will go to the Latino Stereotype Defense Fund, which is in charge of sending death threats to Donald Trump, for pointing a finger at outrageous illegal immigration, violent Latino criminals and the population explosion.