Those days are long over.
In fact I'm sure Millennials have no idea who Conrad is, or that he once married a Gabor (the Kuntrashian of her day). Hilton still retained some respectability because Gabor wasn't a stupid piece of shit like Kim Kuntrashian.
But now? Millennials only know PARIS Hilton.
So they book rooms at Hiltons figuring they are hot-sheet hotels where scurvy blonde bitches amuse themselves by picking up strangers.
The big news the other day was that Paris's stinky sister icky Nicky got married. To a very stupid guy who likes the idea of paparats following him around for the rest of his life? Yep.
The guy did his part by hoisting his wife's dress so the paps could get a glimpse of her knickers.
CLASSY.
Surprised the guy didn't haul out his dick and piss in the street.
Or Nicky's willing mouth.
Surprised she was wearing knickers.
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