Muslims Blast New York into Celebrating Ramadan

Oh, Rama-dama-ding-dong.

Bill De Spazio, the shit-headed political hack dumbass mayor of New York turned the keys to the city over to the Muslims.

The only surprise is he didn't give a speech: "We give in. You blasted our asses on 9/11, and you've got ISIS running rampant, and everybody has to eat stinky Hallal cooking and everybody has to celebrate Ramadan, and you people can walk around in burkas, and, oh yes, no ethnic profiling, so you can buy weapons and blast the shit out of members of our Armed Forces...so..."

HAPPY END OF RAMADAN DAY. LIGHT UP THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING! WHEEEE!

In the national press, the country is still reeling over the FIVE men who were murdered by a Muslim smirking bastard in Tennessee. People can only sit and cry, because NOBODY can say a bad word about MUSLIMS anymore. Oh well. It was "another PERSON with a funny foreign name" killed all those people. Let's not suggest that there's any kind of war going on between normal people and the Muslims who are blowing people up and decapitating people and shooting people ALL OVER THE WORLD and immmigrating to countries just to create chaos.

In New York, nobody's talking about the latest assassinations by a Muslim. It's HOORAY HOORAY, we LOVE you MUSLIMS. You have the BEST religion. Allah be praised. Let's all take pix of the Empire State Building lit up to honor MUSLIMS.

HEY EVERYONE it's Eid al-Fitr! Everbody's gotta respect Eid al-Fitr!

Of course. We ALL have to know what Eid al-Fitr is. Because it's a Muslim holiday and Muslims are holding the world for ransom.

There was once a time when America celebrated just TWO religious holidays: Christmas and Easter. Everyone could enjoy those, because Christmas was about Scrooge and Santa Claus as much as Jesus, and Easter? Easter was a Sunday where people enjoyed the "Easter Parade" with bitches in bonnets, and all the kiddies ate candy and talked about the fabulous Easter bunny. Almost nothing about some dead Jew popping out of a cave.

America was a Christian nation, and shut down tight on Sundays. If you were lucky, some Jew owned a store and you could get food if you needed it, and some Chinese had a restaurant where you could get a dinner.

Into the late 20th Century, most American cities no longer had "blue" laws about being closed on the sacred Sunday, but not many stores were open. And not many other religions were celebrated anywhere. Maybe the Mormons had a break in Utah, and the Jews had a break in New York City.

Mostly the attitude was, and rightly so, "You're in AMERICA NOW, so cut out the ethnic and religious bullshit." You people immigrated because you either fucked up, or your country said they didn't want you anymore. So you wanted a fresh start in a country NOT ruled by religious idiocy, and NOT dictated by something you couldn't control, like your skin color or whether your nose or lips were big or not. You could come to America and people were not supposed to recognize or care about anything but you as a person.

Now? Now America is supposed to bend over backwards for gay marriage, for Muslims, for blacks, for Mexicans, for Russians...basically for any group of people who are either violent or have taken over a key profession. There are so many gays in entertainment and the media, they have to get their way.

Nobody gives a rat's ass about Native Americans because they sit on reservations and sob. They are fuckheads. They are wimps. They have no power. They can't even get the Washington Redskins football team to change that degrading name.

NOBODY celebrates a Native American (INDIAN) holiday. Or knows if there IS one.

But fucking Eid al-Fitr? OHHHHH YEAHHHHH.

Now that the Muslims are known to blow up office buildings, and parades, and blast soldiers' heads off, and decapitate people, it's time for their fucking holidays to be official school holidays, and their bullshittiest, pettiest, stupidest, most unimportant dates like fucking Eid al-Fitr have to be honored.

What next, Bill De Lousio? Why don't you wash your ugly wife's feet and point her toward Mecca? And have your two repulsive brats become Black Muslims? Why don't you just decapitate your stinking head and bowl it to a Muslim cleric and make HIM the mayor?

The Empire State Building doesn't change color like a fucking chameleon. The building is, of course, lit up at night but to get pretty colors, there has to be a very good reason. Like, Red and White for Christmas. But now? Oh, it's Eid al-Fitr, so we better show some respect or the fucking building could be attacked by a dozen planes, and be reduced to rubble.

Eid al-Fitr as now MAJOR shit in New York City, and schools will SHUT DOWN for Muslim holidays.

You can imagine what will happen five or ten years from now, after Muslim overpopulation and immigration. The Muslims have gotten their way based on a few murderous attacks on soldiers, and by blowing up the Boston Marathon...this, to let everyone know that 9/11 was no fluke.

You can imagine what would happen if ISIS had enough maniacs to take over a city, or launch daily attacks blowing up fast food joints and libraries and schools and churches. Ah, so let's appease them and give them holidays, and let their stinking halal food trucks take over sidewalk space, and let their bitches wear burkas and hope they don't have knives or machine guns underneath the.

But hey, maybe by 2025 Iran will have all the nuclear weapons they bitch-slapped Obama into giving them, and they will have blown up Israel, kicked off a Holy War with Germany, and leveled Great Britain. Then it'll be up to the U.S.'s leader, Ayatollah Hummus, to make a deal: "Shiites take one half of the world, Sunnis take the other. And let's unite and do something about those uppity Procol Harum niggers in Africa, who are NOT really MUSLIMS at all."

Brave New Fucking World. But for now, Happy Eid al-Fitr, Muzzies. You win. Please don't make Mayor Bill De Spazzio look bad by blowing up the Empire State Building. He's on YOUR SIDE.