GoFundMe Dumb Fuckheads! "Doggy" Wants Money

Oh yes, the Millennials. They are sooooooooooo SELF-ENTITLED and SELF-ABSORBED.

And so obnoxious about it. You get their loud yammering everywhere they go, and their smug attitude toward everyone (if you object to anything they do, you'll get an airy "WHATEVER..."). AND..."GO FUND ME" notices everywhere.

I mean EVERYWHERE. You'd think a GoFundMe (ie., TAKE CARE OF ME, DO WHAT I WANT, I'M NOT AN ADULT WHO CAN HANDLE RESPONSIBILITIES) would stay on the Internet, via Twatter and Farcebook "networking."

No, here's a "DOGGY" owner who has decided to (illegally) tape up fliers over more than a MILE (20 city blocks). Hey, go fuck the law. Go fuck respect for the neighborhoods. Go fuck an ad-free environment!

This creep even taped these things to the side of buildings and to the windows of stores. That's one selfish pig.

The only good news, and it's a bit of a surprise, is that in 30 days of being a pest, only $900 of the demanded $4,000 has come in. New Yorkers aren't ALL fooled by a reference to a "DOGGY" from a selfish cynical jerk.

So, how much of an "EMERGENCY" is this "Doggy" surgery? Obviously, not very.

30 days so far? WHAT "EMERGENCY?"

This Millennial is not sooooooooooooo concerned for the fucking shit-factory barking mad ROTTWEILER that he'll do anything but the LAZIEST way of raising money.

What, no credit card, Millennial asshole?

Your DOGGY's problem is so obviously fake and ridiculous that you don't try the ASPCA or any other animal charity? You don't find a sympathetic vet who'll let you pay in installments? Hell no, it's a GoFUNDMe world!

Somebody ELSE should give YOU and "DOGGY" the money!

A fucking ROTTWEILER. This dickless idiot needs a vicious, loud, slobbering monster to guard his STUFF and make him intimidating wherever he goes.

He can't own a small, "normal" dog. Nah. It's all about status and intimidation. That's the MILLENNIAL way.

And how did "DOGGY" get hurt? The jerk took the dog "running in the dog park," and somehow it "tore his ACL." Really. Did you get a vet's opinion on this? "He desperately misses his friends at the dog park." He told you that?

If you've never seen one, the "dog run" in any park is a noisy, disgusting place where surly, self-absorbed idiots let their animals hump each other, exchange fleas, and tire themselves out so that the OWNER doesn't have to do any real work. Like walk the dog for any real distance.

That's your city DOGGY owner; a selfish stupid jerk.

Despite the utter stupidity of this ad, instantly a few fawning, dimwitted DOGGY lovers kneejerked money for this. Yeah, they had money to waste. This includes some Russian peasant who instantly threw $200 at this totally clueless total stranger.

What a world. People who skimp on a birthday gift for Mom or Dad, and think twice about bringing flowers to the wife, will throw $20 or $50 or $200 toward the scam of a total stranger!

This is NOT a "service" animal for a needy blind person.

This is NOT even an animal stricken with a disease. It's a fucking psycho ROTTWEILER that supposedly ran itself so hard that it tore a muscle. Come on, now, animals are not stupid gym-going dimwit Yuppie scum who don't know how to warm up or work out. They are made to run, and run fast, and go kill a cat or bite a child.

You can bet "DOGGY" is not being taken care of properly, at all. "DOGGY" is probably getting the lousiest animal-byproducts dry food, and is left alone most of the time, and really, if this jerk's best notion of taking care of his pet is GoFundMe then the ASPCA should come over and take it away from him.

How smug and stupid this asshole is, putting up posters with that calculating line, "DOGGY" needs emergency surgery.

How cruel and MILLENNIAL that the "emergency" surgery has so far been put off for A MONTH.

What happens if this asshole doesn't get his $4,000 (for a torn muscle?). You can bet DOGGY will be dumped on the street or left in a box at the ASPCA, with nothing but a shrug and a wave "Goodbye, Duuuuuuude, hope somebody takes care of ya better than I did!"

GoFundMe. Even the name of the company is obnoxious, isn't it? Might as well be Take Care of Me, Do My Job for Me, Wipe My Ass, or just...WHATEVER, SEND ME THE MONEY.