Good & Bad News: Joey Chestnut Beaten, But not BEATEN UP

Yes, I do wish Joey Chestnut was dead. Specifically, I wish him a hemorrhage. I wish him internal bleeding. I wish him a painful ambulance ride with his intestines rattling out of his asshole. I wish him to die in his own shit and blood.

But at least his gluttony didn't pay off at THIS year's wretched excess. Stinky Nathan's, who sell just about the most nauseating hot dogs in the world, had their annual Fourth of July hot dog eating contest. And JOEY LOST.

I will repeat myself: THIS kind of obnoxious behavior is why Americans ARE HATED ALL OVER THE WORLD.

While Americans insist that Caitlyn Jenner is attractive, the Kardashians important, and that faggots should be able to PRETEND to be HUSBAND AND WIFE, and Mexicans should never have to learn English...their main stupid obsession is OVER-EATING. It's as if it's in the fucking Bill of Rights.

It's as if John Hancock and his pals signed the "Declaration of Gluttony."

How can you take America seriously, with their self-serving bullshit about feeding every Nigga in Africa, and sending aid to every wog in India? In actuality they SELF-SERVE THEMSELVES and WASTE tons of food. The rice they might dump out of a helicopter because a typhoon leveled a town in the Far East that is ALWAYS being leveled by an annual typhoon, is NOTHING compared to the FAT they gobble into their dumpy bodies.

America endorses the Big Pharma chemicals that artificially pump up steers and put dangerous chemicals in cheese. America is now the most OBESE nation on Earth. "Recreational eating" means that there are more TV ads for snack foods and sodas and beer than for anything else.

MORE MORE MORE...there has to be abominations like HOT DOG EATING contests! That there's a "world record" book that acknowledges ANY eating contests is disgusting, but the fact that in America this nonsense is regularly reported as important news, is utterly REVOLTING.

The guy who beat Joey? He has my congratulations. And I merely wish him the kind of heart attack that would leave him in a wheelchair for life, fed through a tube.