MIGHT. But if he had been put into retirement by that knockdown punch landed by mere cruiserweight Steve Cunningham, I would've felt sad for about five seconds.
That he got up, laid his hulking latent-homo body on Steve for several rounds, and finally tired the littler man out, is a tragedy. It made Tyson Fury think he was something other than a piece of Gypsy turd, a low-life hulking drunken coked up loser. Did anyone think this maniac was going to be a REAL champion anyone could be proud of?
Sometimes a person actually gets classier when he reaches the top and realizes he has responsibilities, and he doesn't have to be an arrogant asshole to get attention.
This scumbag only became worse. You can take the sewer out of the rat, but you really can't take the rat out of the sewer. He had to display his ignorance and his intolerance of any religion beyond Worship Tyson Fury.
When he managed to outpoint the champ in a boring, sluggish fight nobody would want to watch again, he strutted around insulting women AND guys who act like women. Which would be HIM. You don't wear a fur coat like HE did if you don't really want to be a woman. That's why he went on and on about transsexuals. This was too close to his own darkest fantasies.
You'd think a guy in the boxing world (where a famous British boxing promoter turned from man to woman) would be a little more tolerant of "freaks." Instead the fur-wearing femme-fartale ran his pouty mouth about how sex-change is something insane. Putting down transsexual males made him think HE isn't one himself. Then he'd go ranting about how he could beat up any man in the ring. He fretted pains to work out and strip and show off his muscles to show he was manly. Bruce Jenner had the same problem.
Like his namesake, Mike TYSON, Tyson exhibited a bizarre and schizoid personality. Mike Tyson had a faggy lisp and a deranged attitude toward women and religion. Mike Tyson thought the more guys he put on the floor, the less he'd think about being on the floor with them. Does anyone need to analyze why he told Lennox Lewis, "I'll eat your children." He wanted to eat Lennox, actually.
Tyson became happy after he retired. He got beaten enough times to be humble. Tyson Fury, almost as much of a quitter and time-waster as David Haye, kept postponing a rematch for the title, quibbling and whining. Haye pointed out Tyson Fury was now a fat slob. What Haye may not have also known, or cared to mention, was that Fury was also a cokehead. And so he was stripped of his title.
That's when he TWEETED about how awful-awful the boxing world was. As if HE wasn't a problem. As if he doesn't over-compensate and keep scruffy stubble on his face because he thinks without it he looks like a woman.
Does it get more retarded?
OK, in that picture he looks less like a woman and more like a sulking diapered baby.
"GO SUCK A DICK...HAPPY DAYS."
Yeah, Tyson Fury. It doesn't take Dr. Freud to know what you REALLY mean by that.
A few hours after prancing and mincing on TWITTER, the lunatic came back to UNRETIRE.
Here's a guy who can't even spell THRONE. Or MEDIA.
Some people are looking at this Gypsy Queen Media Whore Moron and thinking, "This train wreck is going to crash."
The scenario is pretty obvious.
Tyson Fury will be found dead of a drug overdose.
Most anyone seeing this monster would tell you his future looks bleak. He could kill himself. He could overdose. Same thing.
He would become as delusional as big oaf David Price, and with coddling from his family or his greedy manager, decide to make a comeback. After several postponements, and after maybe a tune-up fight in which the 300 pound blob manages to beat up somebody even older and out of shape, he'll get in the ring with someone who just might turn him into a vegetable. Or a fruit. ,P> WHAT will turn things around for Tyson Fury?
He's said it himself: "Go suck a dick...happy days."
Stay retired, embrace your homosexuality, and don't forget to swallow, Champ.
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