Trick or Kuntrashian

Aww, poor Kim Kuntrashian. She's annoyed that some tabloids are saying she staged that Paris heist. Gosh, what would give them THAT idea?  

Is it because your cunty bitch mother ordered you to make a porn tape she could leak? And told you to re-do it because the first one wasn't sexy enough?

From the first time we even heard of this shit-eyed fat-lipped horse-assed piece of garbage, it was because she was playing media whore games and being a lying slut slag.

From the Daily News's Linda Stasi to various reporters talking to Kuntrashian exes and bodyguards, there's no shortage of people who think the heist was a hoax. "Keeping up with the Kuntrashians" is always on the verge of being canceled, and always, these boring obnoxious dungpiles find some outrageous way of getting attention. 

If they have to they'll even pull a sex change, or drive somebody to a comatose drug overdose.  

Ha ha ho ho hee hee, Kuntrashian and her sad, sorry stupid followers are "offended" that a company is marketing THIS for Halloween. 

Not a fucking thing they can do about it. And worse, THEY DON'T MAKE A DIME OFF IT. 
Kim's name is nowhere to be found. Too bad she and her obnoxious sisters and mothers and anus-lipped husband can't just sit in their mansions and shut the fuck up and stop squealing for attention.