Sooo SOLLY, Gook-face, your PLON SITE go BERRY UP?

One of the notorious Internet sites where malicious child-men upload "revenge porn" and pretend Photoshop jobs on actresses are real, MAY SHUTTER.

The GREEDY GOOK who bought the site is pondering what to do.

Psycho Shkreli, the hedge-fund weasel notorious for raising prices on prescription drugs to make a KILLING for himself, has offered to join the board of directors and help out.

As Basket Case would tell you, porn should be FREE. The site should either accept donations, or go under.

Even evil genius Internet scum know that it's not easy to get ads anymore. Most people block them, and few click on them because they're loaded with malware and take you on a pop-up festival of conjobs.

There are hundreds of copycat sites and forums stealing each others' photos. There's no shortage of human bacteria eating each other alive on the throbbing Internet. Who cares if the Gook's site disappears?

Meanwhile Creepface Shkreli is relishing his fame as a bad guy. He's like some jerk in the pro wrestling world. The more he's hated, the happier he is. The Superstar Shit spends most of his time on Twatter, making threats, goading the haters, and laughing at the world. A woman Tweeted back to him that Charlie Chan's website deserves to go under because it is “ground zero for orchestrated harassment” and sexual abuse. Shkreli's answer: “stfu, bish.”

Yes, not only is he an asshole, he has to write like a Nigga. This IS the guy who got front page media attention for offering to get punched in the face for charity. HIS charity. HE will write it off on his taxes. Maybe if he does get on the board, he can be arrested for aiding and abetting "revenge porn" and willful acts of harassment. Then he can laugh like Dotcom and dodge a trial year after year, and continue to be the idol of millions of morons.