Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Carnage in Washington DC : Another NRA Triumph! Justice for TRAYYYYVON!

More good news for the NRA!

It's a lucky THIRTEEN dead in Washington, D.C.

A crazy man gunned down as many as he could, right in Washington, D.C. where all those politicians voted against any type of gun control! Ha! Yeeeee hah! They STILL don't believe in gun control! Yes, even after it happened in their own back yard! NOBODY is talking about preventing the sale of automatic weapons. Oh, Mayor Bloomberg in New York, but he's going to be out of office soon and he's a mayor, not a SENATOR or a CONGRESSMAN.

Nope nope nope, if killing little children in Connecticut didn't do anything, don't think thirteen dead in Washington D.C. will amount to a hill of beans. Heck, you find some "crazy nigger" to spray bullets into the capitol building while the senators are having a meeting...and it won't mean shit either.

The NRA has the money. The rednecks of the Red States not only loves 'em them big shiny penis-substitutes, they are scared somebody's gonna come to the trailer and make off with that case of beer from the supermarket. So pow-pow-pow-pow-pow! Gotta have them machine guns!

This ain't gonna change. In Colorado a few weeks ago, two politicians who dared speak out and vote for gun control were kicked out of office. How? The NRA and their friends rigged up "recall" elections, and simply voted 'em out. OUT! It was a "warning" to all politicians. DO NOT CROSS THE NRA.

Happily, it WAS a black guy who shot up those innocent people. As the "pop a cap in you" rap stars say, a real Nigga from Queens. He hadn't voted since the year 2000, and his "reason" for killing will be forever unknown, but let's just call it JUSTICE FOR TRAYYYYYVON!

Instead of showing pictures of ordinary innocent people who died (ewww, some might look like you or me or grandpa) let's look at the mugshot of Aaron Alexis, that poor misunderstood black man, and feel sorry for him, and go find his family, and sob sob sob about him, and maybe get him the cover of Rolling Stone or something.

It's a WIN-WIN situation! Proof again that the NRA is powerful and can't be crossed, AND, the reason for the attack might as well be JUSTICE FOR TRAYYYYYVON! Yo, got rid of 13 people, and that still isn't enough JUSTICE FOR TRAYYYYYVON. Oh, make it 14 if you count the Australian guy that a bunch of black kids shot in the back.

After enjoying the headlines about mass murder, let's go play the new edition of Grand Theft Auto! Everyone predicts it will sell MILLIONS of copies! Let's have more violent games, more violent movies, and wait for the next "mass murder" headline and hope it can top the kids in Connecticut, the marathon in Boston and 13 slaughtered right in our nation's capitol!

We've gotten to the point where the Zapruder film is just amusement. Why, it can even be mocked in TV commercials for a French betting company. You can literally see 43 year-old John F. Kennedy's skull explode and his brains begin to splatter. You can watch it over and over and idly note whether his head rocks forward or backward. Back and to the right? Back and to the right? Lullabye, and goodnight. Play it till you get sleepy!

Put Andrea True on the soundtrack: "MORE MORE MORE...HOW DO YOU LIKE IT, HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?"

And the answer in America is: WE LIKE IT JUST FINE!

NOTHING BOTHERS US, YOU FUCKHEADS. NOTHING. We bring our kids to school and they die like dogs on the floor. We go off to watch a silly bunch of idiots run a marathon in Boston, and some of us end up with our legs blown off and a little kid is killed. So? Thirteen people went to work never thinking some mutha-fucka with a machine gun would kill 'em. Oh, big deal!

Owning a big collection of guns makes us feel good. Knowing we can blow away dozens and dozens of people in a few minutes makes us feel good. The NRA is making sure that we'll ALWAYS have a feel good mass-murder story every week or two. Ya know, we FEEL GOOD that we weren't killed, and we FEEL GOOD to pity the poor misunderstood shooter, and we FEEL GOOD knowing we can go buy automatic weapons and have 'em ready any time a leaf blows against our window or somebody comes to the door, like the mailman or a delivery boy. BOOM! Sorry, thought it was some crazy person with a gun!

And in this case, let's remember, it was JUSTICE FOR TRAYYYYYYVON. Wasn't it? Was it? Who gives a rat's ass.

I ask you, WHO GIVES A RAT'S ASS?

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