The Bitch has Balls? One, anyway

What do stupid people do for entertainment? Go to a stadium and ROOT for their TEAM.

All over the "civilized" world, sweaty dirt-poor idiots waste money to make jocks and cynical club owners filthy rich. Wow, the Muenster Cheeses vs the Minster Beer Bellies...let's spend money that we don't have, or that could make for a present for a loved one, or just be saved for an emergency. Let's bawl and scream and let off steam. And DAMN anyone else, even a little kid!

What's going on here? Rather than show you the typical yobbo-chav moron, here's the new face of bad behavior: the Kris Jenner bitch.

Women are now more obnoxious than men: Kris Jenner and her hen club, Miley, Amanda Bynes...they are leading the way.

Between innings, as the outfielders were refreshing themselves tossing a ball around and staying loose, a little girl came to the railing hoping for a souvenir. Sure enough, as game was about to resume, a player tossed the ball carefully up to her, and she caught it, trying to hold onto it by cradling it in her little hands.

The Kris Jenner lookalike snatched it away. Literally, like a big school bully deliberately grabbing away a toy or a doll. Then she's shamelessly high-fiving her drunken friends.

This woman no doubt learned from TV and movies and Miley and Jenner and the rest...that it's ME first, it's ENTITLEMENT, and that bad behavior is admirable and acceptable.

The incident, caught on live TV, "went viral," perhaps making a few Google YouTube dollars for whoever illegally posted it. It turns out that the team, aware of what had happened, made sure to give the little girl a souvenir ball before she left the stadium. No security guard demanded the bully just give the original ball back.

But you know the good ol' Internet. As soon as the story hit the Net, the "let's get her" brigade went to work...the bully bitch's identity was quickly revealed, and at the very least, she had to scuttle her Facebook page before the world found out everything they could about her so that Internet vigilantes could "have some fun" and properly harass her for the rest of her life.

A happy ending? Hardly. It just reinforces that this is the new morality...be an Internet hacker and vigilante. Bad behavior is ok if it's for a good cause, and who decides if it's a good cause? Assange does. Anonymous does. Hans Demented or Seniormole or whatever blogger or forum asshole needing an excuse to do as he or she pleases.

Human nature, huh?

Let's not nip it in the bud by fining Google, protecting copyright, or in this case kicking a bitch out of a stadium for stealing a little girl's baseball. Let's choose the unhealthier options of ignore or, if angry enough, take vengeance.

Interesting how some people spend their time...in the loud, smelly social swamp of a stadium, or in the quiet, sinister cesspool of social media. Either way, we are learning new lessons in how to be dumb; in how to be selfish and malicious.

It won't be long before competitive food eating is part of the Olympics...and there will be awards for Best Hacking, Best Twerk, and Best Bullying on Facebook (lightweight, 6 to 10 years old, middleweight, 11 to 17, and heavyweight, 18 and over), and lots more.

Oh yes, and there will be one of those "Celebrity Deaths" tribute montages, like you see on the Academy Awards, showing the faces of all the victims of "Best Mass Murder Of the Year," with the award going to the poor, misunderstood killer who was saved from the death penalty and given the front page of Rolling Stone...where he (or she, a Kris Jenner lookalike most likely) poses with the gold-plated rifle-shaped statue.