Aw, Orlando, things got dicey for the Pikey

Here's a new one. There's a more disparaging word for "gypsy" than GYPSY.

Seems the wraggle-taggles, who have a tradition of stealing, cheating and GYPPING people, and who come to America to take over a fucking storefront with their palm-reading astrology bullshit, pestering people with handbills and chaining signs to street corners, want to be respected.

At least, they don't want a half-breed like Orlando Bloom being "insensitive."

You know Orlando Bloom?

Neither do I. He's half-Jewish, I think and half-dung. He's one of those peculiar semi-ugly idiots that teen girls go nuts about. So he returns the favor by wandering around with his dingus hanging out, and joining the throng who've fucked Katy Perry.

He makes shitty movies that involve pirates, zombies or trolls or whatever the undesirables are that teenagers love.

He said he was a simple fellow, "just a pikey from Kent."

Ooooooooh, what YOU SAID! You better take that back!

World War 3 is just around the corner, climate change makes every day a fucking circus of insane heat or cold or rain, but YOU SAID "PIKEY," Orlando! That's AWFUL, especially from a guy who might be a half-pikey at best, given the spic first name and the kike last name. (But let's not throw nasty words around, Nigga.)

You can bet if this jerk rapped "I'm a Pikey from Kent" and it got a million views on GOOTUBE, every gypsy asshole in the world would be saying "I'm a PIKEY!"

You know, like ignorant blacks think NIGGA is a great word.

"Sapristi!" Pike Milligan.

The Kaplan Kunts - be glad there's not FOUR of them

Butterface.

Kaplan has a sexy body, butterface...

That goes for her twin sister.

It's PATHETIC what the men's mag world is like these days.

At one time there were sexy twins around. Even Playboy, the moribund and boring magazine run by pseudointellectuals, once ran a fairly sexy set of twins. Even triplets, that Hefner was ludicrously involved with.

From the next down, the Kaplan twins aren't bad. The tits could be bigger. But the faces? OY!

Too Jewish, ok? I like girls who have plucked eyebrows rather than jet black clumps of hair that don't match the hair on their heads.

Looking up the nostrils is an amateur photographer's mistake.

The one on the left has a nasty mouth. Is she about to spit out a few teeth? They both have pretty drab expressions and they don't look like they can start any conversation without mentioning price.

The underwear is boring, too.

Having the idiot twins next to a mirror only makes things more confusing.

Playboy, we all know, has been sinking fast, and threatened to stop showing nudies and just try and make it as an ordinary Lad Mag. Now, they have tepid photo shoots, utterly boring articles, and this is the combined May/June issue. How sad. There was a time when you'd look forward to Playboy (or most ANY magazine) EACH MONTH.

Now? Just one more reason to surf the Net instead.

Some RETARD is the Playmate of the Year

Brooke Power?

More like LOOK, RETARD.

Hedy Lamarr once said that it's easy to look sexy. Look STUPID.

Indeed, the big vacant eyed stare, and the pout, tell a guy, "I'll do ANYTHING, I'm so STUPID." This is very attractive. You don't want somebody in bed to talk to you about the theory of relativity.

But Jesus, THIS the best PLAYBOY can do in a country with over 300 MILLION PEOPLE?

You wouldn't throw her out of bed. You might even choose her in a massage parlor. But the PLAYMATE OF THE YEAR?

She doesn't exactly have the most attractive face in the world, does she? Her body is average among strippers and whores and the average twat prancing at the health club.

Who did she blow to get PLAYMATE OF THE YEAR?

You can flip around the Internet and find all kinds of bitches who are willing to sell you their pictures, their underwear, five minutes of peeping via a cam, etc. etc. There's NO shortage of good looking naked women around. This Brooke Power whore has a low-class aura about her. Was she a maid? Did she work at a Taco Belle or something? The picture of her squinting with her hand over her tits in such an UNARTISTIC and corny pose: what's so great about that? Her eyes are too small, her hair is dreary, her waist is too large, she has a lantern jaw and a trout mouth.

FUCK YOU, BROOKE. (OF course I would.)

Amazon - Years of Not Paying Taxes

Yes, it's nice to get things TAX FREEEEEEE.

Thanks to the antiquated laws of America, which didn't anticipate that the Internet would ruin everyone's lives, AMAZON as profited even MORE because they never had to CHARGE TAX.

The DMCA and other feeble laws were actually created to promote the fucking Internet. Let's give tax breaks to poor little Amazon, trying to be an Internet mail order company. Let's ignore Napster and blogs stealing music. Let's allow eBay to be a fence for stolen merchandise and all they have to do is say "we're JUST A VENUE."

These "rights" were not given to anyone in the REAL WORLD.

Macy's doesn't charge tax and they all go to jail. Record store owners sell bootlegs, they go to jail. A pawnbroker accepts stolen merchandise, and he goes to jail. A porn store sells fake naked pictures of celebrities and pounds of soiled underwear...it's SHUT DOWN.

Finally, after kicking and fighting for decades, Amazon must at least obey the law and CHARGE TAX... ...except in the five states that somehow get by without burdening their citizens with a state tax.

Awwww, poor Bozo Bezos, the sweet Snookums who just bought a mansion near the Trumps in Washington D.C.

A few people might actually go back to Staples or Target or Best Buy to get something, because they can't save an extra few dollars on TAX, and waiting for Amazon to ship. Awwww.

Meanwhile the Internet giants (including insidious creatures like Comcast and other corporations that have swallowed up whole movie studios and TV networks) still mainly do as they please, and intimidate politicians into leaving them alone.

Mark Zuckerberg is a CUNT

You're on Facebook.

You're a normal ordinary person with an ordinary number of friends.

And Facebook decides to PESTER you with a list of GROUPS you should join. YOU.

Facebook has chosen, from the hundreds, thousands, maybe MILLIONS of groups, only THREE:

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WHAT?

How does Facebook come up with...THOSE three?

Zuckerberg likes to think his FACEBOOK is a lot cleaner than GOOGLE.

If somebody posts mere nudity, not even hardcore, that photo is most likely GONE.

And yet there's a Facebook group with CUNTS in the title?

You notice that C*NTS in the newsgroup is still CUNTS in the logo. And either way, we know what the word is, and it should NOT be offered as an invitation. Well, not to join a group, as opposed to fucking a cunt.

Anyone in that group offering a cunt to fuck? I don't think so. It's just, har har, a funny name for a group.

Only it isn't.

Let's not CUNT into the NIGGA of the world.

CUNT should remain a NIGGER of the world. A word that you say because you're making a fuckin' point.

Fair-to-Midler the "Hello Dolly" FAG HYPE is HERE

Yes, it's HERE and it's HYSTERICAL...

It's the idiot media's gay obsession with shitty Broadway shows and ugly, campy women.

Bette Midler's been ok once in a while (her fake Joplin movie "The Rose") but so often she plays to the queers. She shakes her bazongas in a parody of womanhood, grins that ugly grin, gets in everyone's face with those squinchy eyes and the enormous nose, and the warped fag world WHOOOPS.

Since the gay clique does tend to dominate the media, they've doing their damndest (whoops dear, their DARNDEST or their FIERCEST) to make a fucking useless revival of "Hello DOlly" into a hit.

Like...

What the FUCK are the "Page Six" gossip fags up to now? An "EXCLUSIVE" about what, exactly?

They put this on the front fucking page of the NY POST:

A fag fainted during the show and REFUSED to be taken out by ambulance because he wanted to see the rest of the show.

You can imagine that scene: "I'd rather DIE that miss the end of a Bette Midler Broadway Show, everyone!"

And ambulance workers had to restrain themselves from beating the shit out of this faggot.

Next up? An alleged incident where two old biddies were hit by a car while crossing the street.

Not hard enough to even put a black and blue mark into these blue-haired dry-crotch loonies?

They picked themselves up and pranced off to see BETTE MIDLER in "Hello Dolly."

And that's the hype. TWO stupid incidents are transformed into not just a gossip page story, but a FRONT PAGE EXCLUSIVE. "Hello Dolly" is a hot ticket. YOU CAN'T MISS IT...

If you're a screaming queer or an old Jewish bitch.

That's about it. But in NYC that would be enough.

Any straight Bette Midler fans? Yes, over 50, with white-pubed vaginas.

It's very nice that NYC has a million queers, and another million aging Jewish bitches, but the rest of us do NOT need to know about it. This should be more than enough for Midler's stinky show to run till she's hobbling around kvetching with arthritis.

No need to try and get NORMAL people go go see this piece of shit.

"Hello Dolly" (which of course, I have NOT SEEN) always relied on faggots and tone-deaf cunts to succeed. The first incarnation was with Carol Channing, one of the world's only drag queens born with a pussy.

The movie version? Bawwwwwbwaaa Stweeeeisand. That guaranteed every Jewish bitch in America would buy a ticket and SHLEP some poor guy along.

The interest in this obnoxious show was also hyped by that infamous Uncle Tom named Louis Armstrong rasping the impossibly annoying theme song on Top 20 radio. "Hello, DOLLY, this is LOUISSSSSS DOLLY! It's so NICE to have you BACK where you BEEEEE-LAWWWWWNG...."

Was there ever a more poisonous or obvious example of Broadway at its worst?

And now the nightmare returns, with simpering, draggy Bette Midler poncing around on stage while hundreds upon hundreds of fags and old Jewish women SQUEEEEEEEEEEEAAL at everything she does.

So pathetic that Broadway has nothing better to offer, but that's the rut. It's revivals of old shows (they're bringing back "Cats" and "Miss Saigon") and DISNEY shit.

Now and then there's a "straight play" featuring some bad actor or actress who wants a Broadway credit...and struggles to get through a limited engagement without having a nervous breakdown.

Jesus, the best thing on Broadway and Times Square might well be "Ripley's Believe it Or not."

Believe it or not.

AMBER ALERT

Ever heard of AMBER HEARD?

I haven't until today.

Amber WHO? What the fuck did she do to become famous?

Ahhh, she holstered Johnny Depp's cock for a while.

Johnny Depp...the Millennials idea of Brando. Twisted Dweeb. Monosyllabic clod. Idiot savant. Retard face. Greasy hair. Jackass. Johnny fucking Dipshit Depp. Watta catch.

Anything else?

Ooooh, she appeared in "Justice League" or something. Yeah, she's one of those twats who is a SUPER HERO.

That means...

...retarded fuckheads drool over her and collect her pictures.

It means dumb-slut schoolgirls wanna be like her.

What it really means is that in eBay's ADULTs area, she's a favorite SLUT TWAT BITCH WHORE.

She's too busy being a famous rich-bitch to care about such things, right?

Yowwww, now she's got her knickers in a twist because a producer of her latest lousy film used a body-double to shoot some extra scenes.

They make her seem like...what...a SLUT TWAT BITCH WHORE?

The Hoyden Doth Protest too much, huh?

Act like a whore you get treated like one.

Amber Heard is just a low-class cunt. You don't pick your cunt and choose which flecks of semen to wipe on the bedsheet, lady.

You let the Internet run wild, and let EBAY sellers run wild, don't come running to the media and expect anything but a BIG LAUGH. SLUT TWAT BITCH WHORE.

You reek of DEPP.