Saturday, April 1, 2017

AMBER ALERT

Ever heard of AMBER HEARD?

I haven't until today.

Amber WHO? What the fuck did she do to become famous?

Ahhh, she holstered Johnny Depp's cock for a while.

Johnny Depp...the Millennials idea of Brando. Twisted Dweeb. Monosyllabic clod. Idiot savant. Retard face. Greasy hair. Jackass. Johnny fucking Dipshit Depp. Watta catch.

Anything else?

Ooooh, she appeared in "Justice League" or something. Yeah, she's one of those twats who is a SUPER HERO.

That means...

...retarded fuckheads drool over her and collect her pictures.

It means dumb-slut schoolgirls wanna be like her.

What it really means is that in eBay's ADULTs area, she's a favorite SLUT TWAT BITCH WHORE.

She's too busy being a famous rich-bitch to care about such things, right?

Yowwww, now she's got her knickers in a twist because a producer of her latest lousy film used a body-double to shoot some extra scenes.

They make her seem like...what...a SLUT TWAT BITCH WHORE?

The Hoyden Doth Protest too much, huh?

Act like a whore you get treated like one.

Amber Heard is just a low-class cunt. You don't pick your cunt and choose which flecks of semen to wipe on the bedsheet, lady.

You let the Internet run wild, and let EBAY sellers run wild, don't come running to the media and expect anything but a BIG LAUGH. SLUT TWAT BITCH WHORE.

You reek of DEPP.

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