Kaplan has a sexy body, butterface...
That goes for her twin sister.
It's PATHETIC what the men's mag world is like these days.
At one time there were sexy twins around. Even Playboy, the moribund and boring magazine run by pseudointellectuals, once ran a fairly sexy set of twins. Even triplets, that Hefner was ludicrously involved with.
From the next down, the Kaplan twins aren't bad. The tits could be bigger. But the faces? OY!
Too Jewish, ok? I like girls who have plucked eyebrows rather than jet black clumps of hair that don't match the hair on their heads.
Looking up the nostrils is an amateur photographer's mistake.
The one on the left has a nasty mouth. Is she about to spit out a few teeth? They both have pretty drab expressions and they don't look like they can start any conversation without mentioning price.
The underwear is boring, too.
Having the idiot twins next to a mirror only makes things more confusing.
Playboy, we all know, has been sinking fast, and threatened to stop showing nudies and just try and make it as an ordinary Lad Mag. Now, they have tepid photo shoots, utterly boring articles, and this is the combined May/June issue. How sad. There was a time when you'd look forward to Playboy (or most ANY magazine) EACH MONTH.
Now? Just one more reason to surf the Net instead.
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