Some RETARD is the Playmate of the Year

Brooke Power?

More like LOOK, RETARD.

Hedy Lamarr once said that it's easy to look sexy. Look STUPID.

Indeed, the big vacant eyed stare, and the pout, tell a guy, "I'll do ANYTHING, I'm so STUPID." This is very attractive. You don't want somebody in bed to talk to you about the theory of relativity.

But Jesus, THIS the best PLAYBOY can do in a country with over 300 MILLION PEOPLE?

You wouldn't throw her out of bed. You might even choose her in a massage parlor. But the PLAYMATE OF THE YEAR?

She doesn't exactly have the most attractive face in the world, does she? Her body is average among strippers and whores and the average twat prancing at the health club.

Who did she blow to get PLAYMATE OF THE YEAR?

You can flip around the Internet and find all kinds of bitches who are willing to sell you their pictures, their underwear, five minutes of peeping via a cam, etc. etc. There's NO shortage of good looking naked women around. This Brooke Power whore has a low-class aura about her. Was she a maid? Did she work at a Taco Belle or something? The picture of her squinting with her hand over her tits in such an UNARTISTIC and corny pose: what's so great about that? Her eyes are too small, her hair is dreary, her waist is too large, she has a lantern jaw and a trout mouth.

FUCK YOU, BROOKE. (OF course I would.)