Bill De Lousio, Making NYC a Pig Sty for Psychos

Planning a trip to New York City? What the FUCK for? 

Are you that fond of humidity, urine, and being pestered by panhandlers? You like stinky Halal food wafting in your face from pushcart crazies on every street corner? You appreciate paying way too much for everything? You are fucking dumb enough to think some Broadway show with one hit song is worth $200 to sit through, with jerks talking all around you and waving cellphones and chomping on popcorn? 

Meanwhile, even religious people are thinking they are God-forsaken thanks to big dumb blockheaded Mayor Bill De Lousio, who is more concerned with all the human scum who literally soil the streets, than the working middle class. 

It's an all-too-common sight. Crazy homeless shits, who don't even WANT to better themselves and prefer taking drugs and pissing in the streets, flop all over streets in NICE neighborhoods. They know that NICE people are too well-mannered, to civilized, to kick ass or even yell "Get the fuck OUTTA here" at them. 

The "First Ukrainian Assembly of God" doesn't have a large congregation. The ones from that part of the world who are doing well in Bill De Lousio's New York are members of the Russian Mafia. So, not a big surprise, the pastor of the church has to hold down a "real" job and so does his wife. The donations manage to pay the rent on the church, which isn't much. Many churches, even with tax breaks, literally sell out to greedy landlords, or they become MOSQUES. 

Oh joy, one thing the fucking city LOVES to do is send around its retards to demand that unnecessary brickwork be done. Every year or two, landlords have to construct platforms and let 4 foot-tall jabbering maniacs from South America "re-point" bricks by rubbing taco grease on them.

Fortunately for the church, the New York Post hates De Lousio, and will run an article like this just to make him look bad. Or rather, look like he is. He's almost a fucking parody of a blockheaded Liberal, the type who will find something artistic in graffiti, and something praisworthy about rioting. ("There, who can blame them for getting violent! Good for them! They go after Asian fruit markets, Best Buy stores, shoe stores...they have no reason to come trash an office building, do they?") 

The cops will say, "No, not our job." They'll be sarcastic about it. They'll make monkey faces. They'll downturn their lips and shake their heads, and say, "We're here to combat CRIME...not to babysit the homeless. Call us if there's a CRIME." 

And Sanitation? "We're here to pick up trash off the street, not human garbage. If it can talk, we don't touch it." 

As for the politicians, they hide. The interns hired to answer the phone read from the script: "Thank you for your call. We are aware of this problem, and are reaching out to the proper authorities. Good bye." And God Bless. Only God ain't blessing this Ukrainian church with anything but piss, shit and retards.