One of the funniest headlines in recent weeks, is THIS one, about puppet-faced goofball Tiger Woods, and his slut Lindsey.
The Post insists that these two retards are gonna "sue" if CelebrityJihad doesn't take down their photos. Well, you might as well ask Zinfart to stop abusing Eric Clapton, or ask the Dutch Douche to stop spreading his aural fertilizer around just because nobody in his right mind would care about the SOFFFFFFT music and country cornball crapola he posts.
Tiger Woods is one of the ugliest, nastiest pieces of shit on the planet. No woman would go near him if he wasn't rich and famous. And what do they get out of it? They get beaten up and cursed at, till they finally go running to a hospital or back to mama. As for Lindsey, she's just another autistic blonde. She's a savant who knows how to ski down a hill. She's not exactly the most erotic woman in the world, and her dumb selfies prove it.
That's her good side. What kind of brainless idiot bitch would pose like that? A woman with no self-respect, which is the kind who'd have anything to do with a monkey like Tiger Woods.
The Post didn't mention the Jihad website by name (they won't want people to go there, spoil-sports). Nor did they mention the shyster who is all bluster and no action, in threatening to sue. The Daily News did mention both.
It's pretty obvious that the Jihad website is safely tucked away in Croatia or Ukraine or an island off the coast of Flatface Wong. They wouldn't still be around if they were in the USA or UK. No less a nitwit than Emma Watson actually made the same demands a while ago, and I think with the same impotent lawyer squeaking and squawking like a chicken.
I doubt if the lawyer or his partner have actually stopped auctions on eBay, or have expressed any interest in helping clients whose leaked or doctored photos were sold there. They sure as hell exhibited great indifference in discussing the matter (or rather, their secretaries and other stooges, who answer the phones over there).
Jihad's vague sense of humor is to pretend it's run by hypocritical Muslims who are very puritanical, but run these photos just to show how disgusting Western women are. Their sense of humor also includes the notion of "jihad," as in killing the reputations of these women, and holding them up to ridicule.
Well, it's hard to hold up today's idiot bitches to ridicule when they are so ridiculous, and usually leak photos intentionally, or pose without a care as to who sees them. Right, VILEY?
How STUPID today's bitches are. But that's how most of them became famous. The Kardashian Plague, after all, began when shit-eyed Kim had her monkey-sex video leaked. Probably by her mama.
Equally STUPID is Mr. Lawyer sending out a press release about how he is gonna sue Jihad if they don't take the pictures down. WHAT the FUCK is wrong with this asshole? He just wants publicity for himself? "Oooh, Marty is gonna go after them..." Never mind that he won't. It's the Gloria Allred idea: get a lot of publicity FOR YOURSELF.
What this guy should've done if he was serious, was send a private email announcing his threat. What, he couldn't find the company's email? Or address? He doesn't have a private investigator or a hacker to follow the money trail and learn who runs the site??
This tells you that he has NO idea how to do ANYTHING about Jihad, and simply decided to try intimidation via publicity release. Except Jihad's seen it before, and like Pirate Bay, are NOT impressed by LAWYER-BABBLE. Either file a lawsuit or FUCK OFF.
The result has been increased traffic to the Jihad site. Like the RIAA, IFPI, BREIN and other assholes, this lawyer, as well as SAG, AFTRA and other rights organizations for performers will simply shrug and say, "Oh well, it's whack-a-mole, it's the Internet, there's no point fighting it. Let's let everybody do as they please. If they can't be scared off by a threat of a lawsuit, or a stern email, then forget it."
Thus we've seen how only the most flagrant assholes EVER seem to get what they deserve. Or do they? The KICKASS jerk has yet to be sentenced, right? And fat Kim Dotcom has a half-million followers on Twitter. And asshole Assange is still hiding in Spic Embassy de la Banana.
Bottom line, Monkey Man Woods, and Airhead Vonn, it's up to YOU to know better than to leave your shit on a cellphone connected to the Internet.
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