"Hello everyone, I shave my twat like Taylor Swift! I have blonde hair. I am a very boring singer. Throw me a fiverrrrrrrr. It costs money to keep my twat shaved!"
PS, there are things that are degrading and that I will NOT do. I will NOT use a vocoder. I will not do karaoke while holding a wooden spoon and prancing around my kitchen. I will not allow my ridiculously garbled Irish accent to be recorded. I won't go on YouTube and do nothing but open packages from Amazon and leer into the camera. I will not pay $20 to stand next to a D-list celebrity or Saskia.
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