RIP, Prayers, So Sad...What a NICE BOY...

The Pity Party.

That's Farcebook. That's Twatter. That's the "Comments" section on some stealing blog. Let's all "say something nice" about somebody who DESERVES it. 

How about a big fat useless slug who has the fucking nerve to say, "I am a good man. I should not be having such misery in my life." Aw. WHAT misery? This is a little prick who turns a slight pain in the ass (diverticulitis) into a life and death drama and an excuse for giving away a record stores' worth of downloads. 

Nobody knows if this jerk is even married. He could be GAY. He probably IS, since he hates women, never offers music sung by women, and can only make infantile jokes about "Laura Bush." The jerk offered a photo of a swollen lip as proof he was "disfigured" and about to die. Right. He was SO about to die, he did his 158th "tombstone" or "sunset" blog photo, shut down the blog, then popped up a fresh one a day later. 

Now he tells the world he's MUCH better. Which explains giving away everything Glen Campbell ever recorded. But in another day or two, he'll be at death's door again, moaning for pity and "nice" comments, and getting them. But they won't be enough. And on it goes.

And it goes on and on everywhere. Here's a whole bunch of people moaning, sobbing and offering condolences and comfort to poor Rosie:

So. What brought all this on? Why are people so anxious to act like Mother Theresa and Jesus Christ and Piers Morgan rolled into one? 

Did somebody report a link on a blog she runs? No, actually it seems to be a legit complaint. The poor woman's NEPHEW died. That's a bit more of a pain in the ass than, say, a mild case of diverticulitis, which is often cured in a week or two. 

Oh, well, NOW yer talking. This does seem pretty heinous, and not just anus, like The Crying Dutchman moaning about a swollen lip on his ugly puss. 

Here's a pretty mean lookin' guy who KILLED somebody. Cold blooded murderer, obviously. Had no reason at all to kill the lovable nephew. Let's type out an RIP and add PRAYERS, too. But first...hmm...just curious...let's read about this case....

This is just the killer's side of the story, but it does seem like we have more of a "crime of passion" than an innocent nephew. 

The nephew was fucking around with another man's woman. The woman got pregnant and couldn't figure out who the spawn might be. 

Granted, a cooler head would've killed the bitch. But in "the anger of the moment," the guy shot down his rival. If this was a folk song, the crowd would be applauding. That's what you do, when some bastard dips his wick in your woman. You kill him. 

It may not be the 21st Century PC thing to do, and since this ain't France, the guy WILL be going to jail for a while. But is the guy a MONSTER? 

From this news article, it doesn't seem so. A true MONSTER kills for no reason. Like, a bar fight. Road rage. Discovering somebody uploaded copied and uploaded the link HE made an mp3 file of. 

But people love to cluck their tongues, wring their hands, rub somebody's back, light a candle, and LEAVE A COMMENT. 

The cops didn't find the knife. Well, somebody with a dagger, somebody with a rifle...that's not a fair fight to start with. But fucking somebody else's woman is also not the best way to start a romance. You say, "Hey, you have a twat I'd like to poke around in, with my penile member, so might I suggest that you leave the guy you are also holstering?" Otherwise, well, too bad. Too too bad. Too bad the bitch isn't dead too, and "The Monster" capping things off by making it a murder, murder suicide. 

Bottom line, save your nice comments and your candles for the true innocents, and that's rarely someone who is past puberty.