Cooter the Clueless Redneck loves his Confederate Flag

No, I never EVER watched "Dukes of Hazzard." About as close to a "good ol' boy" show as I got was "Rockford Files," and James Garner wasn't exactly a hillbilly NASCAR jerk.

The show's just been yanked by the Yankees at Warner Bros. This definitely upset the has-been actor who played "Cooter" on the show. More on that moron in a minute.

I'm not sure I agree with this kind of purging censorship. Still, ever since the redneck punk blew away a bunch of old black people in a South Carolina church, there's been a huge kneejerk reaction against anything related to the Confederate Flag.

The more stubborn the crackers in the South have been about removing this disgrace from government flagpoles, the more enraged Northerners and blacks have become.

Amazingly, eBay, Amazon and the other Fascists are now refusing to allow the sale of confederate flag merchandise.

The guy who played "Cooter" on "Dukes of Hazzard" turned up on CNN to defend his beloved show AND his fucking beloved confederate flag. You can see that the anchor woman on the left is disgusted and dismayed by this idiot's "logic."

The Old Coot said, "A million men fought for the South, some of the most valorous men…they were fighting for their nation…" So? The Germans fought valiantly in World War II. That doesn't mean that their ancestors should wave a Nazi flag. Why not accept "YOU WERE WRONG"? You were greedy, racist, obnoxious, disgusting, and WRONG.

The Old Coot added, "Slavery existed from 1776 until 1865…slavery built American capitalism. Profits went North. The scapegoat is my grandfather's flag."

That slavery existed at all is no reason to condone a symbol of it NOW. That the niggers picked cotton, and the cotton eventually was made into clothing Northerners wore, doesn't absolve the sin, either. The sin was that the blacks weren't free to decide for themselves whether to pick cotton or peaches, and how much to be paid for it.

It's astonishing how clueless these fucking rednecks are. The lazy rebel flag of the Confederacy was waved to support a lifestyle that was, as Randy Newman sang it, intended for one thing: "keeping the niggers down." It's insane to claim this flag is just a "Southern flag" that coincidentally was waved and popularized during the Civil War. The confederate flag design is as arrogantly odious as the swastika, and if the stinky Southerners don't see it (meanwhile several black churches in the South have mysteriously burned to the ground in the past week) they can secede. Goodbye. Fuck you crackers.

If idiots want to hoist it on their own property, that's their right. But when some government buildings of THE UNITED STATES refuse to stop waving the fucking thing, no wonder the backlash has been severe. As in, "Yeah? There's a confederate flag on the car on the "Dukes of Hazzard" show. So, OUT. No more re-runs."

Let's remember that Phil Ochs sang "Okie from Muskogee" to show support for a difference of opinion, but Merle Haggard didn't sing one of Phil's songs in return. Did he? Southerners need to give it up a little and stop feeling so fucking sorry for their backward, stupid, tiny-dicked fat-bellied inbred retarded selves.

They defiantly scream the "rebel yell," rant about how wonderful guns and hunting are, cheer NASCAR racing, and yeah, stomp around calling gays fags and grumbling every time they have to be near blacks.

All of this detracts from the good things about Southern culture, just as the Nazi shit poisoned the world against the good things about German culture.

While ISIS rages and tells their followers to blow up Christians and Jews for the Fourth of July, the Southerners continue to fight the fucking Civil War, and show how pin-headed they are.

There's a lot of good in German culture but you don't need to wave a Swastika about it, and there's a lot of good in Southern culture, and it has nothing to do with the fucking confederate flag. The South LOST the war and still can't get over it. Nobody was too upset when Elton John put out "Tumbleweed Connection" and sang songs about hating Yankees. Everybody sang along with "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down," sung by The Band, who lived in upstate New York. But now, people are just a little fucking tired of Southern bullshit.

Strangely, the murder of innocent people in a Colorado movie house meant nothing. The murder of children in a Connecticut school meant nothing. But the deaths of those people in a black church in South Carolina did mean something; at least, if we can't have gun control, how about we lower the hate flag?

Only a clueless Old Coot or ripe and stinking young white racists don't understand this. I think if there was cooperation, and the fucking politicians in South Carolina and elsewhere said, "You know, it IS about time we thought of the feelings of others," then Cooter wouldn't be moaning that his stupid show was taken off the air. But the more these crackers complain, the less patient the rest of the country will be. There's already talk of banning "Gone with the Wind" next.