Ebay and Google: We Prefer ISIS terrorists! WE'RE JUST A VENUE

What's this?

ABC News just reported on a new LAW that might require Farcebook and Twatter to report ISIS members who make threats and encourage people to form flash mobs or bomb happy events like the Boston Marathon??

WAIT A MINUTE, does EBAY and GOOGLE and Julian Asshole Assange approve of this??

Ah, there's that famous phrase, "opposed by civil liberties groups."

This includes not only the usual "Libtards" who think people should be allowed to shout "Fire" in a crowded movie theater, but the Hans Dementeds and Zinfarts who believe stealing music is "Freedom of Speech." And that posting revenge porn or Photoshopped images of movie stars or throwing music on GooTube is likewise "an entitlement."

Gosh, if Farcebook and Twatter have to report ISIS maniacs, maybe they'll have to report Nazis, and KKK rednecks, too? This could spiral out of control.

Or, things could spiral back INTO control. After all, Farcebook and Instagram and Twatter don't allow nudity. At all. For any reason. I don't think it's so easy to put in a link to ZIPPYSHARE on those sites, either.

Somehow, even if eBay bans the sale of confederate flags, they'll find a way of insisting "we're just a venue" but "we can do what we want" and so they'll continue to allow the sale of sulfuric acid or any "amateur photo" with no assurance there's a signed "age and consent" form to go with it.

Hey, what happens if somebody from ISIS offers every Beach Boys album in a Zippyshare file? Would Twatter have to report THAT?

What if somebody said that Zinfart or Demonoid is actually with ISIS and is trying to ruin our economy by giving all that shit away?

I can just see the maniacs from Isis storming around with their black flags, holding up severed heads, and chanting, "Freedom of Speech on the Internet! Don't ruin our fun!"