SHITNEY SPEARS and her PAP SMEAR CUNT FRIENDS INVADE LAS VEGAS

Oh, here's entertainment! Has-been no-talent SHITNEY SPEARS is now a Vegas superstar. With a 2-year deal.

And look at the collection of herpes-ridden stinking cunts who gathered around to cheer her on...

You remember Shitney, don't you?

She was one of the first of the overt jailbait tramps. Her songs were not subtle.

"Oops..." a nipple slip. "Oops..." a crotch shot because this brainless whore can't get out of a car without exposing herself.

She had an annoying voice (nothing new there...so did Stevie Nicks) but she upped the ante without wearing a panty. Unlike Nicks, she couldn't write for shit, and couldn't come up with any consistent quality of songs. Unlike previous no-talents of either gender (Fabian and Toni Basil come to mind) she didn't just rely on a "look," and be a "pop tart" and go away doing no harm. No, she had to be a role model for "batshit crazy," had to encourage tweens to expose themselves and act like whores, and had to be the poster child for STUPID.

Not only that, this Madonna rip-off perspired...uh, INSPIRED...such no talent wretches as androgynous, Black-pretending stupid-looking lollipop-headed Bieber-faced drip-twat VILEY VIRUS. Not to mention all-bosom no-talent Katy Pussy. Not to mention former Bieber-holster and subhuman burrito Sleazy Gomez.

Hedy Lamarr once said that being sexy was easy, all you had to do was "look stupid."

These chicks have perfected that lesson...adding "act slutty, wear as little as possible, and seem like you're not above twerking with a mangy German Shepherd."

How many songs by these bitches, do you suppose ANYONE will be listening to a few years from now? Shitney's stuff is a big yawn. Very few of Madonna's songs are considered anything but...OLDIES (in the worst sense of the word) and I'd rather listen to mucous frying in a pan than anything from Sleazy Gomez. Katy Perry is just a bad joke, like a pussy fart. But why go on...

What a dumbed down world...going from already stupid shit in Vegas (WAYNE NEWTON) and tired has-beens (ELTON JOHN) to THIS!

THIS is what's going on in the sands of Las Vegas? It's about as pleasant as washed-up dolphins on the beach, or a brown tide bringing in a ton of stinking dead fish.

Cable TV FAT CATS say PIRACY of BREAKING BAD & GAME OF THRONES is OK

They don't need the money, folks!

And why teach your children not to steal, or not to swarm the Internet like hooligans?

Nearly 6 million thefts of "Game of Thrones?" Oh, that's a GOOD THING....

Amazing, isn't it?

What's next, an awards show? "AND NOW...for MOST ILLEGAL DOWNLOADS...THE WINNER IS..."

I can tell you who the LOSERS are...they're the key grips, lighting people, make-up artists, extras, and supporting actors who not only don't get as much work as they could, but often have to shlep to Canada or Europe for filming. They have to leave their loved ones for months...because it's too expensive to shoot in Los Angeles or New York. CEO fat cat assholes and executives like Jeff Pukey Bewkes and Vince "Gilligan's Island of Selfishness" Gilligan, make enough money they can Spin Doctor the abuse.

Oh well. Lah dee dah. You read it right: "Hollywood has been fighting a losing battle against piracy for years..."

Why? Because fat cat slobs at the MPAA, SAG, AFTRA and the rest don't stand up for themselves or their union members. If the MPAA appointed a few dozen DMCA-filers and watchdogs, most forums and blogs would disappear. If all the top actors and actresses stood up and said, "This isn't about ME, it's about the extras, the production crew..." and demanded the world leaders ENFORCE STRONG DMCA LAWS, this bullshit of Kim Dotcom and Demonoid and Kickass doing as they please would end.

I can tell you that the guy who wrote "Games of Thrones" wasn't pleased to see assholes pirating his books in illegal PDF formats on eBay. It wasn't the money, it was the principle of the thing. He got that stuff kicked off eBay.

He didn't believe it was "freedom of speech" to see his work stolen because some jerk wanted to make $1 or $2 on an illegal download. You don't want to pay to read his books...go to the library or FUCK OFF. Don't take it upon yourself to throw it around so YOU can get some pennies off Shittyshare or Megadumpload. You're not a writer, or publisher, just a vain maggot who wants some nice comments and illegal pocket change. So fuck YOU.

"Give me liberty or give me death" said the great Chrisgoesrock.

Huh? HE didn't say it? But it's "freedom of speech." Isn't it? Stupid people think so. Because they don't think. You remember in school, when the asshole next to you copied off your paper? What did you do? You put your free hand up to hide what you were writing. Because YOU spent all night studying, not watching TV or listening to records...and you didn't want some jerk you don't even know too well, or like too much, getting a free pass on your hard work.

Suddenly you decide to throw around every episode of "Breaking Bad?" Like you're a soldier fighting some kind of war? War against what? TV shows should be free? What do YOU do for a living? How about a dozen activists come to your house and take whatever they want and give it to the poor, or to people they know because YOU don't have any rights and the "law" against stealing doesn't apply because it's "sharing?"

Jesus. It's one thing to download illegally and admit that you're a thief. But to insist it's "freedom of speech" or "sharing?" Come on. If you can live with yourself via rationalization ("HBO doesn't need my money....") fine. But don't call yourself a fucking freedom fighter. And if you're uploading this shit, I don't buy your self-righteous nobility of "thanks to the original uploader" or your part in a vast conspiracy to fuck up the entertainment industry...just because YOU are a loser who can't pay for anything.

"Zero Paid!" Ha ha. "Because we like FREE." Ho ho. "We're PIRATES, har har har!" But you ain't FREEDOM FIGHTERS.

Now we're so used to articles shrugging about piracy and letting people think that it's ok because everybody's doing it! Don't come whining because everybody's using date-rape drugs, and everybody's being rude in public, and everyone's Tweeting nasty stuff and posting other peoples' private photos. It's ALL PERMITTED, therefore it's ALL GOOD. That's the message. And it's disgusting.

BEYONCE PIRATED - $3 MILLION LOST. HO HUM. LAH DEE DAH

Billboard's reported that a quarter million illegal copies of Beyonce's album have been downloaded.

Funny isn't it, that they and the record labels have the tools to know exactly how many copies have been "shared." It's a real laugh riot that they don't seem to have the tools, or interest, in doing anything about it.

What better way to send the message of: "We're all making a fortune, you have every right to use that as an excuse to steal from us." Which is like saying it's ok to rape porn stars. Or something like that.

You'll notice the lame shrug that people who pirate music might not actually buy it anyway.

The fact is, they are listening to it. Free. Instead of listening to music they BOUGHT they are listening to music they STOLE. Is that too difficult to understand? The more you get free, the less you buy.

You wonder why today's kids are such monsters? They're being told to ignore copyright, ignore law, take what you want, and everybody's looking the other way. This is a good thing? Well, then, so is Internet bullying, floating your ex-lover's nude photos to a hate site, "spoofing" to get somebody's credit card or e-mail password, etc. etc.

Billboard and the rest are telling the world to accept organized crime bosses who run torrents, ignore millionaire Germans like Kim Dotcom who take the royalties artists should have and keep it for themselves, and to pat Google on the back for having YouTube where people get paid chump change (as Megaupload was doing, as various file lockers do) to upload copyrighted material.

Beyonce's office doesn't seem to have anyone sending in DMCA's or prosecuting the infamous file sharing sites that allow this crap to go on.

And whatever became of Sony's case against some Swedish meatball who tossed one of her albums up to Pirate Bay? Here's a story with no ending...

Maybe the answer is that last line? Track some of these assholes down, and all they get is a slap on the wrist and "community service."

The reason for that, is lax DMCA laws. Hey, Beyonce Bitch, why not work on that, instead of showing off your wealth? You act like if somebody stole your car, your HD TV or your fur coat, you'd just laugh and say, "That thief is ok with me, 'cause I'm gonna sashay into the store and buy a new one. Don't ask me to look at mug files or prosecute if you even catch the dude." Hmm. Beyonce, instead of twerking, or prancing all around a department store announcing she was giving away $50,000 to the shoppers who happened to be in there...announce: "I want Obama to pass a strong new DMCA law."

Beyonce, gather up the rest of the other bitches...Madonna, Viley Virus, Gaga...and say, "We need a legal tampon to stop the leaks. Our latest music shouldn't be all over the bloody Internet. It's time to strike." Yes, strike. Literally. Go on strike. Tell the world: "We either get the leaders of the countries to crack down, or we do not perform." Beyonce, you cunt, you have enough money already to pull a strike. Don't you understand that your SISTAHS out there...Darlene Love, maybe, or Kate Bush, or Lesley Gore...might really need the royalties they are being deprived of? Or indie artists, the Nanci Griffiths and Katy Moffatt types? Maybe some old jazz artists of the Abbey Lincoln or Etta James variety might need to pay some fucking medical bills? What's wrong with artists getting royalties, and what's so right about saying Internet idiots should get that money instead, or "nice comments" for giving it away? If YOU wanna give it away, that's your choice, not Zinfuck's.

Notice how calmly Billboard reports on the losses. Oh well. Lah dee dah. No wonder people are offering Christmas messages of cheer and worship to Internet fools: "Oh, Zin, Merry Christmas, thank you FOR ALL YOUR HARD WORK." Right. Such a charitable guy with other peoples' work. He and Kim Dotcom, Mr. Kickass, and Mr. Anonymous Alcoholic-Who-Runs-a-Forum. This past holiday season, they all took turns being the Jesus of Cool. "Oooh, the new Clapton set" "Ooooooh, the new Beach Boys set." Post all this shit and get those NICE comments. Ooooh ooh, and some money from Google, or Weaselshare or whoever is hosting the shit for you.

As long as we're all figuring this is a victimless crime, and morality isn't something to teach our children, and what "freedom of speech" really is (it's not throwing music around for free), how about a new variation on platinum awards? Call it...SHIT. "Beyonce's album has gone SHIT...for over 250,000 copies NOT sold, just PIRATED. Congratulations, Beyonce, here's your turd statuette. Who wouldn't want an award instead of money?"

Beyonce is the lucky one. She doesn't have to choose between an award and money, between pawning a Grammy and paying the rent.

Beyonce Bitch can choose to book a show date for the weekend, and not tur it down because she has to clean somebody's home on the weekend instead, to supplement her social security. Or do we forget the obituaries where we read about a singer or songwriter who ended up a janitor, or a maid, or a secretary...or who died in poverty?

One thing we've learned in the 21st Century is that "ALL IS PERMITTED," and whatever you want, you should get. That's all the rationalization you need. "I want it."

Me, I did NOT download the new Beyonce album.

It would be unethical. It would be stealing. It would be immoral. It...

...oh, for fuck's sake, I didn't do it because I DO NOT WANT IT.

London Daily Mail is the Toilet - the Kardashians are the Turds

Every fucking day.

The London Daily FAIL, the New York Post, Perez Hilton, you name your tabloid or your online twat-head...they load up on KARDASHIAN SHIT.

Imagine if they just STOPPED this STUPID SHIT.

Here's a fact about Media Assholes. They do not know what they're doing. They are too cheap to hire experts in demographics. They rely on the mindless click-through ad-banner automatic-ad games that are geared to only one thing: CIRCULATION. They have no idea who turns on or turns off readers, and don't care. As long as they load up EVERY FUCKING DAY with KARDASHIANS, and the Royal Pea Brains and all the rest, they can't miss.

They are like psychos with automatic weapons spraying a movie theater with bullets, or religious fanatics blowing up everybody along a parade route. All that matters is one word: GOTCHA.

It would be great if 2014 started off with a resolution from all these jerks: "We promise our useless no talent writers and photographers and editors will STOP covering USELESS NO-TALENTS like the Royals and the Kardashians...a toilet itself is not offensive, but it is when it's FULL OF SHIT."

And So This is Christmas...and what have they done... John Lennon, Yoko Ono, HAPPY CHRISTMAS, huh?

"And so this is Christmas," John Lennon sang, with not very much cheer.

Our friends the Muslims, the lunatic Islam extremists...they were celebrating here and there.

They were just echoing back to the days when the Christians were fed to the lions.

Christians ARE a minority, and, in common with the Jews from who the religion grew, they are a minority increasingly dwindling, and yet, increasingly persecuted.

While demonizing the Jews is still the favorite pastime all over the world, that's only because the Jews don't really fight back. The Jews, even the crazy Orthodox Jews who look like grotesquely large insects, hairy and bug-eyed and cloaked in black, don't fly airplanes into buildings, blow up children in malls and pizza shops, or insist you convert to their religion or die. Only in Israel, with their backs against the wailing wall, do the Jews fight back. And what do they get for that? "Blow Israel off the Map," says the President of Iran, to which people all over the world say, "Yeah, good idea. If the Jews are all dead, the Muslims won't have any excuse to terrorize us."

To quote Santa, "Ho ho ho." To quote Mike Tyson, "Don't believe the hype."

And while Christians are not allowed to even joke about Mohammed or draw a cartoon (while they often make fun of their own Jesus), don't you DARE do anything, even unintentionally, that would ire a Muslim. And you better respect and honor all their holidays, and cease fire during the Feast of Rama-Lama-Ding-Dong or whatever.

But blow up and terrorize Christians the day before Christmas? Christmas Day? Allah-kazam! Magic-Time!

Anyone forget that Christian churches are a prime target throughout the Middle East, all year long? Having a blow-out during Christmas week is just the cherry on the cake. Oh, excuse me, the olive on the shit-pile of hummus.

"A Merry Merry Christmas," screamed Yoko, "and a Happy New Year. Let's hope it's a good one. Without any fear."

Sorry, but that trite rhyme just doesn't work in this frackin' world. They wrote it BC, (Before Chapman).

People who still play this fucking song don't hear the mockery and irony in it now?

First off, there was mockery and irony in it back then. John was pissed off and sick of the shit. "War is Over, If You Want It," was saying, "Look, I did what I could and you laughed at me or worse, wanted to cruficy me. So now, I tell YOU, you fuckhead, it's Christmas, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? Nothing."

Another clue for you all...eventually John was "steppin 'out," and withdrew from the world to go sail boats and be with his kid and make bread. He tended his own garden. And when he was coaxed back to entertain the public again, he got shot because it's so easy for maniacs to own guns.

So now, a song from an already cynical man named Lennon, a song sung tiredly, with easy rhymes and what was, even then, a very sarcastic refrain, only sounds worse:

"War is over...If You Want It..." Nyah nyah nyah nyah, NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH.

Actually, war is over if the Muslims want it. "We'll stop bombing you and terrorizing you IF you all convert, wash your feet ten times a day, point your compass toward Mecca, be pious while you abuse women, and chew some crazy drug all day. Kak. Kak. Kak."

Only that's not gonna work too well. Muslims kill other Muslims, too. Why? Because one tribe doesn't do all the mumbo-jumbo like another tribe wants it. "You're a Shit-ite and I'm a Soon-Yi! Death to you, you In-Fiddle!"

You might say it's like Jews being Orthodox, Conservative or Reform, but Jews don't kill other Jews over shit like that, and Muslims DO.

Not to pick on the Muslims too much. Pick up tomorrow's paper and you'll see ALL kinds of crap done on Christmas Day, including Christian-on-Christian robbery, rape and murder.

But, the big picture IS that Muslim violence makes the most noise around the world, and buying their oil and going off to Dubai to gamble away the rest of your money, doesn't mean shit to them. The extra bad news is that aside from the Middle East morons, there are two other major lunatics of the world, Russia and China. If the Muslims don't blow it all up, you can live under the "one kid per couple, wear a mask all day because of pollution, let's kill all the animals and put 6 year-olds to work in factories" Commie Chinamen. Or, there's Putin and his satellite nations that so happily help us get free downloads of American and British music and movies. Only you better not be a homo in Russia, and you better not play your Pussy Riot or Sex Pistols albums, and you better not be a Jew, and you better not expect any freedom of speech despite your Hacktivist bullshit blogs, and expect the KGB to monitor every move you make.

Then there are the minor crazies hardly worth mentioning, like the fat turd in North Korea, or the Banana Republic assholes in South America, or the savages who run amok in various African countries, despite how Mandela changed the world. Let's mention that the dirty tip of Africa, South Africa, isn't a place YOU or I want to live, either.

Pretty disgusting. Well, enjoy "entertainment" while you can...take your mind of things with some illegal downloads. Leave nice comments. Ask, "Zin, can you post some Christmas music, I sure want to hear it but I don't want to pay for it. That's JUST the way Jesus would look at it, if he was here." Which he's not. Which he never will be again.

SANTA CLAUS IS WHITE - If that bothers you, celebrate Kwanzaa

The stupidest non-story of the loathsome Christmas season is the uproar over a news anchor saying "Santa Claus is White."

Fer Chrissake.

SANTA CLAUS IS WHITE.

Why are we being so fucking "politically correct" on this mythical fat fuck? What's wrong with telling little Jose, Tae-Duk, Trayboo or Paneer that..."Santa Claus is part of Christmas tradition among white people." And that...

a) "He will come to OUR house, too, because not all white people are the devil."

b) "There is no Santa Claus...let the white kids think there is. You know better!"

Either of those is better than this bullshit of having some black guy, Chinese or whatever, dress up and pretend to be the REAL Santa Claus.

And anything is better than bending over backwards like a Liberal Indian Rubber Man (can I say INDIAN??) and say "Who says Santa has to be White?"

SANTA CLAUS IS WHITE.

Let the fucking Christians alone with this shit. I say this, and I am no conservative, I don't support FOX-TV's assholes, I don't eat white bread, and I don't believe in chopping down a fucking tree and decorating it and having an excuse for greedhead nonsense.

It's just a fucking fact. SAINT NICHOLAS...remember? It wasn't SAINT OTIS. For the hundreds of years this stupid fucking Santa Claus shit has been around...in every painting and drawing he's been WHITE, a WHITE guy with a WHITE beard wearing that fucked up RED SUIT. The famous "Night Before Christmas" from a hundred years ago: he's WHITE. What's so bad about that?

Now because America is getting more "colorful" with blacks and Hispanics over-populating it, Santa Claus can't be WHITE anymore? What a United State of Assholery.

That's reverse-racist garbage.

Part of what religion is about is tolerance, and accepting other peoples' differences. The Muslims believe in this, the Jews in that, the Hindu in the other, and on and on. Don't spin-doctor this. Accept the differences.

Santa Claus, we all fucking know, LIVES AT THE NORTH POLE, where HE is as WHITE as the SNOW. He does NOT live in AFRICA.

There's Kwanzaa for all the black fucks who can't stand Christmas and have to segregate themselves from the honky holiday. Fine. Go celebrate Kwanzaa. Or, don't celebrate any fucking holiday at all. It'll save you some money.

What next, to appease some stupid minority or other? Snow White was black? Poe's Raven was white?

VLC...have yourself a VEXING LITTLE CHRISTMAS

VLC. It stands for VEXING LITTLE CHRISTMAS.

Just in case I didn't know, despite...assholes walking around in Santa hats, every store playing irritating shit like "Holly Jolly Christmas" and "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer," sidewalks blocked by fuckheads selling chopped-down trees...the bozos at VLC wanted to make sure I was aware it was CHRISTMAS TIME.

Here I am, trying to watch some AMUSEMENT. I click the great VLC app, but...suddenly the logo changes!

WHAT THE FUCK?

From the normal traffic cone, it's now got a fucking SANTA HAT. "Hey, here's a reminder...it's CHRISTMAS!"

You know the first reason why this is creepy. Who needs yet ANOTHER season's grating? And why is VLC assuming that everyone on the planet is a fucking Jesus freak? Aren't they afraid of enraging fanatical Islamic extremists with this shit?

Only when I quit VLC did the logo return to normal.

Now, the second reason this is so vexing is...it's done without my permission. I had no idea VLC was monitoring my computer. Most apps, you download 'em and that's that. They aren't still connected to the mother ship. What else are these evil aliens of VLC doing? Spying on me? Using some advanced, undetectable "cookie" to beam up all kinds of info on what I have on my computer and what I've been watching?

Do they pass this along to GOOGLE or some government agency?? Is there some "preferences" thing I can check or uncheck to stop this? Some app I should be using beyond "Little Snitch" to make sure fucking Internet companies are minding their own business and not mine?

What are they going to do on New Year's Eve when I go to watch something? Blow my fucking computer up entirely with a special "make the computer suck up enough electricity to produce fireworks and then an explosion" trick?

Thanks, VLC, for the little clue...that you are somehow controlling aspects of my computer from your mysterious asteroid or hemorrhoid on some spy cloud.

FUCK DUCK DYNASTY...and GLAAD TOO

HOMO Power...

Gays "came out" against "Duck Dynasty," an idiotic hit "reality show" about redneck killers.

The "Dynasty" dipshits did an interview with GQ, and happened to mention that they're right wing religious fundamentalist fuckers who don't believe in men fucking men. Golly. Watta surprise.

So the screechy gays from GLAAD got upset.

Guess what happened?

Phil Robertson has been suspended 'indefinitely' because in his opinion, gay sex is as revolting as bestiality.

Nice to know gays can take down somebody for having a religious opinion. Maybe they'd like to tackle the Taliban next. Or some of the other Muslim maniacs out there.

"Duck Dynasty" is a shit show that shouldn't even be on the air.

But GLAAD only got involved because Robertson mentioned his religious belief that homosexuality is wrong?

KILLING is wrong.

Got that? Understand it? Even The Bible says "THOU SHALT NOT KILL," and these fuckheads are doing it!

"Duck Dynasty" is a celebration of brainless ugly bearded redneck shit-for-brains backward fucktards KILLING ANIMALS. The show is about...their yeeeee-hah happiness over blasting birds out of the sky.

A&E should NEVER have put the fucking show on the air. Now? The show STAYS on the air, but one of the jerks is suspended. That's a bit ridiculous.

Tell me, what is more of an abomination to God...two men making love...or a bunch of hillbilly bastards murdering creatures as they fly?

Seems to me that killing animals is more of a sin than saying that gay sex is a little unseemly.

GLAAD seems to be saying, "OK, it's fine if you shoot the life out of ducks...it's fine with us if you SHOOT DOWN free-flying creatures as they innocently make their way through the heavens...just don't say anything nasty about a guy who likes to lick another guy's asshole and then put his dick in it."

JEEEZ, GLAAD. You people are pretty damn queer.

You mean to tell me that you'd love to sit with these "Duck Dynasty" bastards, and share a Thanksgiving table carving up a big dead bird...as long as they don't mind watching you have a pudding dessert of jism spurted onto Ritz Crackers fresh from the penis-fountain?

GLAAD, if would've been helpful if, in the course of your hissy-fit over what these dimwitted dirtbags think about men in skirts, or two fat dykes fishing into each others herring holes, you said that their show was also insensitive in other ways, too. Like, just maybe, killing animals for fun is also wrong??

No, GLAAD, I'm not so glad that you only whined about "Duck Dynasty" because of their religious view against "the entire" lesbian, gay, transgender, whatever, community.

Their view on hunting is even worse.

Killing animals for sport is sick.

Killing flying animals and admiring how they plummet to earth is sicker than having the opinion that two men having sex is a bit disgusting. "Duck Dynasty" isn't saying they want to open fire on gays. But they're firing on animals in every episode, aren't they?

And yet, what happens, the hissy-fat thrown by GLAAD, A&E suddenly pulls the Claude Rains "Casablanca" routine: "We're shocked! Shocked!"

' PS, how come GLAAD didn't go screaming and whining to G.Q. for publishing Robertson's shit and not putting in any editorial footnote that what he said was bigoted? Why didn't GLAAD demand that G.Q. be taken off the newsstands for printing and promoting an anti-gay message??

So FUCK YOU, "Duck Dynasty" and FUCK YOU, GLAAD, and FUCK YOU "Gentleman's Quarterly." And FUCK YOU A&E.

You're always going to have dumbass crackers with stupid beliefs. But to have a TV show where killing animals for sport is the main attraction? That's the FIRST sin. That they now are so popular that they have a platform for their other idiot beliefs...that's a distant second.

Carl McCoid - Tattoo Asshole of the Year

What's the count now? 20? 22? An even two dozen?

Carl McCoid, the shit-brain from Yorkshire, should be in a straitjacket. It would hide some of his stupid Miley Cyrus tattoos.

You think twerk-twig air-head Miley would be impressed by this? She'd probably say, "You been takin' too much MOLLY, by golly!

Coming in a close second for Tattoo Asshole of the Year...is Miley's own brother TRACE.

Why not just TRACE the artwork using ordinary ink that can be washed away? Because his brain is damaged. Too much tattoo ink has seeped in.

There are so many ways to call attention to yourself...garish ridiculous tattoos seems to top the list, at least among brain-damaged losers.

We're supposed to admire reckless and tasteless idiots? Oooh, look what beautiful Angelina Jolie did to her back, and her arms...look at the stupid B and Q squiggles on Sinead O'Connor's face. Look at that ridiculous mess of tribal marks around Mike Tyson's eye...

Yeah, I suppose it tells you that these people need to be avoided because you don't know what out-of-control, crazy fucking thing they might do next. Instead of a masochistic tattoo that they'll come to disbelieve, regret, or simply find boring, they might do a sadistic tattoo on YOUR face if you just look at them with that "Boy, your tattoo is moronic" expression!

Carl McCoid is such a useless nobody he's PROUD that he's been in newspapers and gotten publicity for his idiotic Miley tats? He's PROUD that 99% of the reports about him expressed repulsion and shuddery dismay at his folly? Hey Carl, be proud of the remaining 1% that simply say you're an ASSHOLE. You ASSHOLE.

Oh. THIS is the good excuse for stealing music via blogs and torrents

See, if the artists get ROYALTIES...they use it to spend their time being paedophiles!

ROBERT CAMERON REDUS : DEAD DRUNK

"Our family does not believe the officer's report," bawled Mr. and Mrs. Redus.

The report is about their son (who went by his middle name Cameron), who was drunk. He was pulled over after speeding and driving his car over a curb. When he kept refusing to listen to reason, and in fact began to attack a police officer, he was shot.

The parents: "For him to confront a police officer would be completely out of his character."

Duh. Yeah. Sorry for your loss, but he was DRUNK. He was OUT OF CONTROL. He was VIOLENT.

The big headline in all the papers was Redus shouting "YOU GONNA SHOOT ME?" As if the officer had no cause.

The real headline should've been out-of-control college student (and what fucking school IS the "University of the Incarnate Word) gets shot after trying to kill an officer.

My question to Mr. and Mrs. Redus is: "Did you ever see your son drunk?" Drunks can get angry, reckless, obnoxious and violent. That's part of the reason why so many people loathe drunks, hate drunk drivers, and wish marijuana was legalized and alcohol banned.

Get this:

The parents issued a statement declaring, "Even if Cameron was driving erratically, he presented no threat to the campus police or anyone else once he parked his truck."

Yeah. "Once he parked his truck." Meaning, Mr. and Mrs. Asswipe, you might've had some other excuse if your precious drunken fuck-up had flattened a mother and child crossing the street, an old woman who thought she was safe on the sidewalk, or slammed into another truck causing a pile-up injuring dozens of people..."

The report was that this college jerk was speeding, had veered onto a curb...and it's just pure luck that he managed to park his TRUCK before anyone got hurt.

And then what did he do? He picked a fight with the officers who were going to give him a ticket for drunk driving.

PS, the "witness" who turned this story into a flaming "police brutality" case, got it wrong.

A moron named Mohammad insisted the late great Cameron shouted "You gonna shoot me?" just seconds before he died. The only trouble here...Mohammad only "heard" that phrase, and conveniently didn't hear anything the police said (which was all caught on a body microphone one of them wore) and didn't SEE the event. He didn't SEE this drunken jackass grab an officer's baton and start beating on him with it. He didn't SEE this drunken moron then go back for seconds, and try to attack the officer again.

Meaning, if a drunken shit-brain is beating you up and shouting "You gonna shoot me," well, maybe, just maybe, the officer IS going to take out his gun and do just that.

Only according to the evidence on the body-microphone, the officer didn't shoot at that point. The officer warned this drunken shit-brain dozens and dozens of times, and it was only when Cameron Redus started a SECOND attack that the officer opened fire.

You'll notice from the above, that this article came after a press conference, and AFTER all the newspapers had a field day writing up the "tragic" story of an unarmed man incredulously shouting "You gonna shoot me?" (Or was he in a drunken taunt while getting ready to beat an officer to death?)

Well, part of our "amusement" in reading the news, is to find articles that make us feel good...and hating cops always makes us feel good. They are NEVER justified in doing anything. They always over-react. A few weeks ago, there was an article on some insane shooter who was killed by police, and some Lord of the Boot Sale twit, sipping his sherry, left a comment like: "I don't understand why the police didn't simply wound the person in the leg and capture him alive." Oh, my my my yes, it's just so easy, especially under fire, to aim at a moving target who is firing dozens of rounds from a semi-automatic weapon, and hit his leg, or maybe his hand, JUST ENOUGH for him to drop his weapon and surrender...

The truth, in the story of an unarmed youth shot by a cop, is that this kid WAS armed. First, he had an assault vehicle, a truck, which could've killed a lot of people. This kid was then armed when he grabbed the officer's baton and started attack. AND, this kid was armed when he came forward yet again with his arms flailing and his fists clenched. YOU want to be in front of a drunk trying to beat your eyes out of their sockets? Great, you stand there and say, "Oh, I'm safe, he's unarmed," as he punches you into a fucking coma.

Apparently the toxicology reports haven't come in, on exactly HOW drunk this kid was. Slightly over the limit? Slightly under? WAY over? Some people can have one drink and it's enough for them to go completely bonkers. The audio microphone doesn't lie. This kid was out of his mind and if he hadn't attacked the officer, then disregarded dozens of warnings, and then started attacking again, he'd still be alive. Most likely to get drunk and stupid again, and you know, he could just as easily have gotten stupid with another drunk, who would've just shot him in the face with no warning at all, and maybe searched his pockets, found the address of Mr. and Mrs. Redus, and gone over and shot them, too.

One of the prime amusements around the world is alcohol. It's right up there with driving a car.

And now a message from your favorite beer company, and your favorite purveyor of fine spirits: "Drink responsibly!"

MANDELA is DEAD. LET'S ALL DRINK OX BLOOD

Oh yeah, one last remark on the great Nelson Mandela who "CHANGED THE WORLD."

If he changed the world, and this is the 21st Century, why the fuck are idiots drinking OX BLOOD?

And if he is indeed a saint, another Jesus, bigger than Mohamed or the Pope, and now rewarded in Heaven...why does he need some grubby bunch of illiterates and dumb-asses to shout "We are now burying you"?? Doesn't he KNOW that?

Bill Maher, for all his agreement that Mandela was a great man, would have to agree that some of this shit is...RELIGULOUS.

Mandela's been watching all of this for the past ten days via some illegal Internet stream? Via God's Own Netflix Entertainment (GONE)?

And what's with the ox blood drinking? Even fitness expert Jack La Lanne told people that drinking blood was a bad idea.

Idiotic religious notions from five hundred, a thousand, two thousand years ago...are IDIOTIC. People are actually believing second-hand hearsay nonsense written before there was such a thing as a telescope? Before people knew about bacteria? When people actually thought that there were ANGELS in the CLOUDS and the world was FLAT?

If the world has changed...it's changed for the worse. We've got more loonies than ever before, and most of them own guns.

Wasn't it less than a generation or two ago, that there was still optimism about the triumph of technology? We went to the moon. We conquered so many illnesses with medical breakthroughs. We began to give people their civil rights (I refer to Dr. King, well before Mandela).

Now? Now we have Muslim maniacs who believe in blowing themselves up (along with YOU) so they can go to "heaven" and fuck virgins and play with goats. Or fuck goats and play with virgins. These nutjobs actually kill health workers who want to vaccinate their people against disease! These psycho-murderers own weapons and use them on anyone...finding some crackpot justification for it. Right, a little child in a shopping mall...blow off her head because she doesn't believe the same Muslim mumbo-jumbo bullshit that some Muslim does.

And so, what could've been a dignified, logical, and truthful appreciation for a guy who fought for freedom and equality...turns into an overblown mournfest loaded with hyperbole and insanity, ending with inane ritual ox blood drinking. PS, to the shouts of "We are now burying you," there came NO REPLY.

NELSON MANDELA - BIGGER THAN JESUS

Once upon a time, John Lennon was nearly crucified for saying that The Beatles were having more influence over teenagers than Jesus Christ. Which was a fact.

Kids all over the world were going berserk at Beatles concerts. They weren't doing that in church. Most weren't even going to church.

Nevermind. This past ten days, we've been told that NELSON MANDELA is bigger than Christ. Or...at the very least, CHRIST'S EQUAL.

You want to know what the fuck this grief-fest is really all about? Want to hear it from an authentic source? Someone BLACK? Then read this. It'll wash your brain:

THERE.

Not since Jesus walked on the water has there been such a man as NELSON MANDELA.

Christ, there really should be churches built to worship him. Catholics say that some people are actually SAINTS. And the Pope is infallible. Muslims say ALLAH-Kazam, everybody better worship him or die. PS, don't draw a picture of Mohamed, you'll die for that, too.

So why not declare Mandela to be God's illegitimate black stepchild? Hmmmmmm?

It's not enough to say he was a fairly good guy, an inspiration to SOME, and maybe one of our less corrupt Presidents of a country.

Any Brits out there say that Winston Churchill was a great man who CHANGED THE WORLD? Any Americans out there say that Abraham Lincoln CHANGED THE WORLD? Any other countries have EVER had a leader that people outside the country should humbly mewl and grovel about and mourn because they had an impact in a country thousands of miles away??

According to this guy, Mandela CHANGED THE WORLD because in South Africa, IN HIS OPINION, the guy showed "grace, humility, strength and forgiveness...He was love."

He fucked around a lot. That what you mean by "he was love?"

Uh, no. Here's the other part of the article, which further explains why the whole world had to forget about everything else and declare Mandela to be GOD and JESUS and a WORLD CHANGER.

Hell, the man was another GANDHI.

"It was unconditional love that allowed him to save and transform South Africa."

Yeah? Even on the news, the 30 minute national news shows that acted like nothing else in the world mattered except to yammer on and on about Mandela's death...some interviews showed South Africans admitting their lifestyle is shit, that crime is rampant, and that they aren't ALL that much better off than they once were...and that they lag behind a LOT of other countries.

"He personified love on a level only approached by the likes of Gandhi."

Oh, fuck off. You might as well say Linda Lovelace personified love. What are you smoking?

Mandela is great because of his "endless love for humanity?"

Jimmy Carter also has a love for humanity. The old fart is spending his life building houses for poor people. When he pops off, is ANYONE in their right mind going to compare him to Christ or Gandhi? NO. They are NOT. Are they going to say that he CHANGED THE WORLD, rather than he made life a bit easier for some poor people in a few towns nobody ever heard of? Is BBC news going to devote their entire broadcast on a news day to him? FUCK NO.

Next, this clown gives us one of his "favorite Mandela stories."

The wonderful story is that a guy in prison (you want to tell us what he was jailed for, and why he was considered "a dangerous terrorist") didn't want to clean the toilets. So Mandela decided to help him.

Well, Jesus Christ, hello. Mandela could've walked on a bucket of shit, which really would've proved he was supernatural, but hell, making friends with another con...that "revealed compassion - and love."

Hey, ever hear of the Birdman of Alcatraz? He also CHANGED THE WORLD? Because he wrote a book about birds while locked up?

"He graced our planet for 95 years. He changed the world..."

Right. Australia is different because of him. Libya. Denmark. Sweden. Tell me, what part did Nelson Mandela play in creating the Internet? How did he influence Pirate Bay into stealing music and movies? How did his compassion affect the leader of North Korea in killing his own ex-girlfriend? How did his LOVE change Putin and prevent him from putting Pussy Riot and so many others in jail? Mandela was unjustly jailed and...that shit is still happening.

No, not enough to just say that this guy was courageous, or did a few good things for his people. You have to fuck it out of all proportion and make this guy into a martyr, a Christ, a Gandhi...and one fucking prison anecdote is the chosen example!

Well FUCK the world because if you think he changed the world, then it can't get any better

FUCK the world, because if you mourn a guy who wasn't in power in 20 years, or even coherent at the time of his death at a ripe old age, and insist he was like Gandhi and we're not going to see anyone like him again, you're saying we have no other leaders we can rely on.

FUCK the world. Now that the euphoria of the celeb-mourning is over, maybe it's time for people to take off the blinders, and SEE CLEARLY again.

The world is BROWN. Not Mandela brown. SHIT BROWN. There is chaos, violence and law-breaking all over the world and most certainly all over the Internet, and the last thing you find much of is LOVE.

I think the Pope is actually trying to do some good things, spread some love, but hey, he's not the right color or religion is he? So FUCK him too, right?

TuTu's Goodies, Goodbye

How can this be?

Desmond Tutu's house was robbed while he was at the big Mandela grief-fest???

But...Mandela CHANGED THE WORLD.

South Africa has no poverty, no crime...he's SUCH a fucking INSPIRATION...

And not just in South Africa, ALL OVER THE WORLD. You can't name anyone who comes close.

In fact, he was the last great inspirational leader. Now there aren't any.

What a guy. He was in jail, and he got out!

You don't get more inspirational and world-changing than that. Nobody's unjustly in prison anymore.

Not Pussy Riot, for instance.

Putin...he wasn't at the Mandela funeral?? Must've been an oversight.

Maybe he was over at Tutu's place, stealing rings or something.

Killing Animals for Amusement - and a BEAR'S REVENGE

What happened to "stand your ground?"

Hey, Zimmer-WOMAN, you've got a gun, you're ready to shoot a deer, so why can't you aim between the eyes and take down the bear that's coming towards you?

POOR MISSY BOMBOY.

Look at her fucking smirky face. She's so clever when it comes to shooting a turkey. So proud of herself.

She's so happy to go out stalking deer.

The Great White Hunter.

Now she's not so smug. BEARS ONE...CUNT NOTHING.

Holiday a little painful, Camille?

Read the last line. This pussy-bitch is so clever with a rifle...until she goes into a panic and ends up "screaming and praying." Yeah, BIG SHOT HUNTER.

Right now in idiot parts of the USA there are "bear hunts" going on. Too bad you weren't with the macho bastards who would not have been in a pussy-panic and would've shot that bear. The bear that would've had some orphaned cubs...which these assholes would've hunted down and shot, too.

Urban sprawl. The idea is to destroy all wildlife, cut down all trees, use insecticide on all bees...all so that there can be more arrogant ASSHOLES in the world. Ones who think that hunting is amusement and entertainment, and that killing is FUN.

BLACK INTERNET POWER! FREE WIFI FOR WHITES? FUCK YOU!

THE HEADLINE...for a change...isn't NELSON MANDELA CHANGED THE WORLD

But maybe it proves that he has. Is it equality, or white guilt, or the threat of black violence that put THIS on the front page:

WHAT THE FUCK?

WHITE THE FOLK??

Oh, I get it, White Folks do not have the same rights as blacks now. This makes up for those whites who enslaved blacks in the 1850's and took over Africa and took Africans to America! And nevermind Egyptians enslaving Jews, or the Native Americans being dominated and destroyed, or any number of invasions done over the years by Greeks, Italians, French, Germans, etc. etc.

Why is it that FREE WIFI is being targeted to a BLACK AREA and no place else?

Why is it that NO OTHER NEIGHBORHOOD IN MANHATTAN is getting FREE WIFI in the next two years...JUST HARLEM?

Er. Um. Ah.

OH...here it is...buried in the article...

Quote: "The need for Wi-Fi is growing as businesses and residents increasingly rely on online data through their mobile devices."

So an area mainly filled with people getting welfare and food stamps...is getting FREE WIFI. Well, yeah. 'Cause those people somehow have acquired mobile devices...and they need FREE WIFI so they can play video games, download porn and bootlegs, and steal music and movies. Oh yes...they can also use FREE WIFI to hide an ISP, or fake an identity so they can perpetrate some nice identity theft instead of mugging people.

Nice.

Brooklyn, Queens...nah, there are black neighborhoods but those blacks would have to cross a river to go literally fight at City Hall...Harlemites can make it downtown in no time at all...and tear through some very affluent Upper East Side and West Side neighborhoods, too.

Meanwhile...

The middle class kill themselves by actually working for a living, paying the rent, and being taxed almost to the point of having to leave town. So what. SO WHITE! So, let 'em pay a fortune to Time Fucking Warner or slimy Verizon to get hooked up to the Internet...and hope that some minority group member doesn't burglarize 'em and steal the whole set-up and take it back to FREE WIFI LAND.

What's going on is a) the implicit threat of violence and rioting and bombings if minorities don't get everything they want, b) the continued ridiculous and pussy-esque "white guilt" that makes people who had nothing to do with racism feel responsible for it, and c) the increasing overpopulation by "people of color," so hey, Whitey, you better roll over and do the right thing or you won't be spared when we take over! PS, hip hop is now out-selling your rock and classical shit, what up, homey?

WI-FI, Whitey.

WI-FI is hip hop gangsta code for...WHY FIGHT IT?

Hit BARRON HILTON Harder. Beat this Pussy Till He Meows

Awwww...never heard of worthless Barron Hilton before? The Baron, or rather rich brat "Barren of Brains" is the sisterly-looking brother of worthless Paris Hilton.

All these assholes seem to do is get into bitch fights at 4am over who owns the magnum of champagne and who gets the first line of cocaine.

Happily, a friend of Lindsay Lohan's punched this pussy in the face.

That's the best way to shut up "Baron" Hilton...the Lord of the Cocaine Users, but not the Duke of Put Up Your Dukes.

Now the pussy princess with the blond highlights and that wanna-be Bieber pout, is wisely shutting his cake hole and not cooperating with the police. No, because if he DID, he'd have to explain that he was coked up (wasn't he) and spoiling for trouble. Who knows, if they checked his cell phone they'd find pictures from his sister's porn videos, with the cocks circled.

Am I being unkind? No. HIT BARRON HILTON HARDER next time. Knock him into the New Year hard enough to give him something better to do in life. Like, get a fucking job. Be a philanthropist at least. Be a fucking Carolyn Kennedy and PRETEND to have some intelligence and taste.

ENOUGH with the boring stupid Hiltons...especially ones with silly-ass names like BARRON and PARIS. (PS, fuck Blanket Jackson, Prince Jackson...)

Just when simpering has-been Paris fades out of the spotlight, BARRON has to come in? Please, Wussy, don't use your new-found fame as a pretty-boy punching bag as a reason to make a record album, or launch a line of fruity fragrances. GO AWAY before somebody really beats the shit out of you. And since you're 80% shit, you'd look pretty ridiculous, waddling your dwarfy body into a trendy club and trying to score with other absurd metrosexuals.

NAPSTER LAWYER GONE: WOO HOO, DEATH IS FREE!

DEATH is FREE!

Listen, if you're upset that a guy who made money off NAPSTER has died, here's what you do...

SEND AN E-CONDOLENCE CARD.

Why spend MONEY on FLOWERS or something?

Hopefully this guy's family will do the right thing...and dig up a body from some obscure graveyard, and STEAL THE COFFIN.

Yeah! Woo hoo! Dump the body back in the dirt hole and cover it up. Hell, nobody's visiting that person anymore. Once a person dies, it's OVER, just like, um, after somebody makes an album, or writes a book, or produces a film. It's done. You made some money. Now it's public domain. Copyright is COPY WRONG. It shouldn't exist, and most certainly not for more than a year or two.

So you take the stolen coffin, put the DEAD GUY FROM NAPSTER in it, and...

NO FUNERAL. That costs money. Funerals should be FREE!

Just take the dead body, in the stolen coffin, and OCCUPY A FUNERAL HOME. E-mail everyone who wants to attend.

If you don't have the guts to OCCUPY A FUNERAL HOME, just take the dead body, in the stolen coffin, hijack a boat off a marina (yo ho ho you PIRATE), and do a BURIAL AT SEA. Kerrr...PLONK!

Then you put the boat back, and if anybody is waiting for you with a complaint, you say, "Hey, I was just SHARING the boat. I didn't steal it. And here it is, back again. What IS your problem?"

OH.

Another thing you can do. Just set fire to the fucker. If he isn't burning right, shoplift some alcohol or gasoline or something from Wal-Mart or Tesco.

Once he's nothing but ashes...BUY A T-SHIRT. You can afford one. It might only be a few dollars. Maybe get one used at a boot sale, Lord.

Take the ashes, gather them up in the t-shirt, and stitch the t-shirt closed. The t-shirt should have, if you're good with a SHARPIE PEN, the deceased's name on it. Then you just, you know, put it on a shelf where you used to have CD's and DVDs or vinyl albums or books. SOMETHING should be on the fucking shelf besides that 2 TB hard drive you're so proud of.

Make it the deceased.

And remember, if DEATH IS FREE, then why shouldn't most anything else be in life?

Good ol' NAPSTER.

Karma isn't always instant, is it?

Mark David Chapman Should Be DEAD

33 Years ago today.

John Lennon was 40 years old.

Mark David Chapman has enjoyed 33 more years than he deserves, and he will have more. He's even had conjugal visits in prison.

How much do you pay in tax? Income tax? Sales tax?

IMAGINE...that ALL of it goes to keep Mark David Chapman clothed and fed.

I'd rather he be dead.

It's disgusting that a man shoots another man in the back...and ANY court, ANY judge, could say "Oh, that's ok, you're eligible for parole. The man's widow will have to be reminded of the atrocity every two years, and have to issue a statement BEGGING that you remain in jail. But who knows...a parole board might not even agree." That raises her anxiety and grief...as if the loss of life isn't enough...the anniversary of horror...in addition, there's the parole board hearings...the knowledge that a killer could be freed.

He's still a creep.

There are people who deserve the death penalty. This is one of them.

You may think I'm a dreamer.

But I'm not the only one.

the World was Saved by NELSON MANDELA....(really??)

We're in the midst of a 10 day grief-fest, where tears of joy and shouts of triumph drown reality. People are having a GOOD time mourn-ebrating the death of Nelson Mandela.

He was a local figure in South Africa, not a world figure. But hell, that doesn't matter. He was…an INSPIRATION, get it? Sort of like Jackie Robinson, the guy who "broke the color barrier" in America, so that a variety of mediocre baseball players of every color can now make between a million a year to eight million a year…and actually talented players, TWENTY million a year. Whee!

Schools are named after Jackie Robinson. Postage stamps. He was a great man. His widow probably makes a fortune in speaking engagements. Hooray! Does that mean that a Jew can play tennis in Dubai? No, it doesn't. Does it mean a gay athlete can come out in the open and not make a big deal out of it? No. Does it even mean that a black or Asian baseball player in America automatically gets sent a contract equal to a white player? No. But we're told how great Jackie Robinson was...as if he banished all racism and bigotry in sports.

Right now, almost nothing (except the reports about how you have to shop shop shop for Christmas) eclipses the constant and inane coverage of Mandela's death. Inane? How about Obama re-cycling the old Secretary of State Stanton line about Abraham Lincoln: "Now he belongs to the ages." That's the best you can do, Big O? That tells you just how mediocre our leaders are. So mediocre that a guy who hasn't been in power in nearly 2 decades, and hasn't done much except smile and accept the worship of acolytes for the past 2 decades, is mourned as if he was in his prime and...being an influential world leader...who...uh...solved ALL of South Africa's problems and made it the super power it is today.

Most have no idea what the fuck this guy did beyond screw a lot of women, and then vegetate in jail for two decades. Then he somehow came out and people felt guilty so they elected him President of South Africa, which is located on a continent where tribes of savages kill each other, women are circumcised (!) or killed (!!) and an entire country condones hijacking passing ships while other countries are loaded with Muslim extremists who would kill any Christian on sight. Yeah. Nice place, Africa, The Continent of Tolerance. Thanks, Nelly Man Deli, you influenced SO many to make South Africa and Africa what it is today.

Oooh, ooh, Mandela is a great freedom fighter. He smashed Apartheid. Right. Single-handed. It had nothing to do with the Civil Rights movement that went on for decades before he came into power, had nothing to do with another leader named Dr. Martin Luther King, and had nothing to do simply with changing times and the over-populating of the world by blacks. And forget about the United Nations, or the civilized countries boycotting South Africa and superstar performers refusing to do concerts there. Nah. It was all done by Nelly Man Deli. His own self.

So tell me, have you planned YOUR vacation in South Africa? Where the champion boxer Corrie Sanders was shot and killed by racist black lunatics?

South Africa. The most famous guy from South Africa these days is the Olympic nutjob with no legs...who managed to shoot his girlfriend through a bathroom door. And why did he have a gun so handy? Because South Africa is so full of crime that even an affluent athlete in a high class building isn't safe.

And pardon the humor in the photo above, but even Jesus Christ has gotten some satiric remarks tossed his way. As he should. I mean, here's a Jewish guy who started a religion and it ends up being a religion that persecutes Jews. NICE.

It's nice to have a figurehead to believe in. I'm not saying Mandela (or any politician) can't be fairly decent, and get something done. Go ahead and sing about him or your own Personal Jesus. But after a while, it's time to shut up again and take a look around. Nelly did NOT save the world and there is STILL apartheid and racism. Hopefully, after 10 days of this happy-time celebra-mourning, and 3 days of Nelly lying in state, and such great news as a school named for him in Brooklyn somewhere…we can get back to the business of trying to CONTINUE what this guy barely started...which is to understand tolerance and to try and respect other people and live by the GOLDEN (not black, not white) rule.

For ten days we'll be reading and viewing all this stuff about Mandela. And then? Back to reading and viewing the continuing racist abuses all over the world, from white Nazis, from Mexican drug cartels, from marauding black gangstas, from Muslim psychos, from Orthodox Jews, and on and on and on. Oh…what…the world WASN'T saved by Nelson Mandela? Aw, go ahead, call me a spoil sport.

Philip Chism is a rabid psycho Monkey and Should be PUT TO DEATH

THE LONDON DAILY MAIL is among the many website newspapers that is refusing "comments" on the Chism story.

Why? Because they won't give outraged and angry people any way to vent their anger at the obvious racism of this black-on-white attack.

Comments are only allowed if it's "JUSTICE FOR TRAYYYYYVON" and a story in which somebody white did something to somebody black, regardless of the provocation.

While there are many stories vying for "most disgusting news item of 2013," this overgrown 14 year-old savage's destruction of his teacher ranks high on anyone's list of outrages.

Let's turn a blind eye to the obvious...that a black 14 year-old just MIGHT be a lot bigger for his age than a Japanese 14 year-old...that in this era of vicious video games, nigga rap, and the sanctioning of the "gangsta" lifestyle, this hideous monster perpetrated an act that would be unthinkable in a civilized society...and that the American legal system encourages this shit by making the death penalty almost impossible. It's time to stop kissing and wiping the asses of mass murderers and it's time to KILL them instead.

This monkey monster psycho bastard piece of dog shit named Chism...that Muslim maniac who blew people up at the Boston marathon...or that fucked-up Holmes clown gunning down people in a movie theater...we know they did it. There's no doubt. They should be KILLED. Put 'em on death row for a year so they can squirm and wait and count the days. Then OFF THEM. They don't respect life? Then they lose theirs.

You either put them in the cruel and inhuman position of being canned in solitary 23 hours of every 24, or KILL THEM. I favor the latter because we can spend tax money on more productive things than keeping pieces of shit alive and smelly.

Look at this monster.

He loves the attention. He's probably getting marriage proposals every fucking day.

Look at that face.

He's proud of himself. He a bad nigga. He DA man. He got a white woman, got her REAL bad. He made sure to arrange her naked body for maximum shock value and cruelty.

And now everyone's concerned that the poor baby might be mentally ill. And awwwww, if he is, let's get him another white teacher to tutor him until he kills her and rapes her.

Look at that psycho fucking face. This is a rabid monkey. This is a nasty piece of shit.

Break his fucking head open and see what rot is in his brains...DON'T keep him on this planet.

And guess what...takes his ugly monster mother and his shit-faced father with him. THEY ARE RESPONSIBLE, TOO.

14 years old. Old enough to be a perverted murderer. Old enough to be put to death. The sooner the better.

Look. LOOK. This is NOT a 14 year-old. That's because this is 2013, and a 14 year-old has been on the Internet and knows more about perversity than Jack the Ripper. Thank you, INTERNET. This is NOT a 14 year-old physically. He's big. He slashed that teacher to death.

He's putting on his best ghetto look...he doesn't repent, he doesn't care. He's proud of himself. His role models are murderers and pieces of shit and if you asked him he'd say, "I never for a minute thought I'd get the death penalty, or even get beaten up by the cops. I knew I'd be treated NICELY, and hell, I'm under age, so I can't be put away for too long, right?"

You'll notice in the article in the London Daily Mail, that the main concern is poor monkey Chism, and whether he's "fit" to stand trial, or whether his ass should be kissed and his head patted, and we should ALL be concerned about him. I sure am. I'm concerned that he won't be put to death because he's a poor black boy, and somehow, in some way, that nasty white teacher set him off. HER fault, right? HER fucking fault. She's gone, but let's save this child!

Like there aren't enough bastard pieces of shit like him already.

Almost every article in every newspaper is the same...blame the victim, and let's coddle and kiss the murdering scumbag and worry about him and try and guess why he did it.

The answer is because he's a RABID ANIMAL, that's why, it's because the fucking Internet and the fucking WORLD is full of psycho scum and the more we read about them, and read that they got away with it, the more of them will follow.

ENOUGH of great, decent, intelligent people being slaughtered by psycho slime. Innocent kids in a classroom. Lennon. Kennedy. The OTHER Kennedy. King. You name 'em...in most cases, the victim was a great person, irreplaceable, or somebody kind and decent. And the perp...low class shit. You know what you do with shit? YOU BURY IT. You don't kiss it, and worry over it, and pet it, and try and figure out what made it shit. FUCK THAT SHIT.

THE DEATH PENALTY FOR THIS EVIL APE PHILIP CHISM.

AND MORE

And after reading this horrific story, can anyone comment? Of course not. Because you KNOW what the comments would be. They would be the truth. That Philip Chism is a horrible rabid monkey and should be put to death.

NOT KANYE, NOT KIM, NOT "KIMYE" - THIS BELONGS ON EVERY FRONT PAGE

What's on the cover of most newspapers today?

What's the big focus on most internet newspaper websites today?

KANYE the anus-lipped braggart, his "girl" KIM, or some stupid shit about both of them, calling them "KIMYE"

Or else the NEWSPAPER is offering "entertainment" about Viley, Nikki, Lindsay, Bieber or some other shit head.

Maybe the big news is a photo of some starlet's "baby bump" or who is the "baby daddy."

If it's not celeb drivel it could be the usual bombing, home invasion atrocity or homicidal attack or rape committed by some homeless lunatic. Or it could be the latest triumph as one more state or country gives gays the change to marrrrr-eeeeeeee. Woo hoo woo hoooooo! <:P> THIS...

THIS is the picture that belongs on every cover.

This is what can happen to a fucking moron who grabs an assault rifle and goes out in his bullet proof vest to shoot innocent people.

This is Paul, the cowardly piece of shit who shot up LAX airport.

He didn't get to kill himself. He didn't get to hurry away into the arms of a lawyer who'd tell the world he was just confused and should be coddled somewhere for the rest of his life (and respect his privacy).

He got shot in the fucking face and if he survives, he's not gonna have groupies visiting him in prison begging him to get married.

He looks a little surprised, doesn't he.

He thought he'd write his Banksy graffiti drivel (a "Fuck You" literally to some government official he didn't like, adding that she was a "bull dyke") then go shoot up innocent people and then grandly kill himself in a blaze of glory.

No...his bullet proof outfit didn't shield his fucking face.

Sic Semper Tyrannis.

Those words were allegedly shouted from the stage by John Wilkes Booth.

The reality, at least ONCE, is that the assassin gets what he deserves. EVER THUS TO TYRANT lunatics who think they can shoot unarmed people and be proclaimed as avenging heroes.

Fuck YOU, Paul. May you not die...may you live to suck your meals through a straw for the rest of your fucked up life.

THIS is the picture that people need to see. Not fat-ass Kim, not little twat Miley, not sour-face anus-mouth Kanye....THIS FACE. Let everyone sane enough to plot murder...take a look at what their reality just might be. Let them see that their grand plans can backfire, and that the hurt they want to inflict on innocent people will come back to bite 'em right in the fucking face.

THIS picture should be on lamp posts and bus shelters and t-shirts. THIS PICTURE should be on blogs that are giving away every Beach Boys album and every porn movie. THIS PICTURE.

Bobblehead JUSTIN BIEBER...ASS HAT

One of the dopiest terms in American slang is "Ass Hat."

How did it come to be? What the fuck does it even mean?

Whoever coined it, whoever popularized it...at least NOW there's a good reason to use it.

Justin Bieber wears an ass hat.

Justin Bieber IS an ass hat.

This bobble-head punk moron walks around like the insipid vanilla Canadian androgyne that he is...with a dopey backwards baseball cap perched like a mushroom atop a shit pile.

One day a rapper is going to knock that hat off Bieber's pasty girly face, and then finish him off.

Some hope it isn't a rapper who gets to Ass Hat Bieber...but a Muslim fanatic with a bomb.

After all, Muslims don't like decadence, Godlessness, Capitalist scumbags and perverted millionaire creeps...

Blow up Bieber and that sends a message to all the dimwitted brats under 20 who think being an arrogant punk and a rich-bitch coward is a good thing.

Bieber fans are a million impressionable white idiots who don't give a fuck about buildings collapsing, planes getting destroyed, or anything else. They don't care about serious issues in the real world. THEY HAVE BIEBER so the world is OK. BLOW BIEBER THE FUCK UP, and that's one hell of a statement.

Suddenly the new generation is stunned. They'll wonder what the fuck Islam is about. What the deal is with Arab anger and how it relates to oil and greed as much as Allah lunacy and backward fundamentalism.

As for the story of Bieber going into a Brazilian brothel...good. He probably was there asking whores to teach him how to suck cock. He's obviously failed at impressing Selena Gomez with his sexual abilities. So, toothpick-dick can take a lesson from Selena's LATINAs and learn how to please his black bodyguards.

Hopefully Bieber will continue to go wandering around in seedy areas of Brazil.

Brazilians are among the most violent people in the world. Just a few days ago they ripped the head off a soccer player, gouged out the eyes, pulled out the tongue, and sent that mess to his wife in a bowling bag. NICE PEOPLE.

So with any luck, some thug, some whore, some Brazilian psycho, will take offense to an androgyne pussy pop star poncing around...and gouge out his eyes, pull out his tongue, and leave his fucking head in a bowling bag someplace.

It's one thing for a guy named Justin to sing awful music that is adored by millions of mongoloid morons and twat-heads. That would be Justin Timberlake.

It's another for a guy named Justin to sing awful music and be so full of himself that he struts around the world showing off, being obnoxious, hiding behind his "posse" as he insults presidents and pisses in public.

Ass Hat.

You know what the obit will be if Justin Bieber dies tomorrow? Four words...

THERE IS A GOD.

Rotten Stodden - Who the Fuck Cares About This Whorey-Looking Twat?

WHY is this a headline in any mainstream newspaper?

It belongs in a trade publication aimed at vacuum cleaner salesmen.

These are a pair of dirt bags.

IRONSIDE RUSTS...the CURSE of THE BLOG

You read it here long ago...a raging FUCK OFF to the remake of IRONSIDE.

And now...

It's canceled.

Hollywood may have learned that you can't have a hit just because you've given a BLACK person the starring role. True, black viewership is up when it comes to the free TV channels, but they aren't gonna watch EVERYTHING that has a black lead. Especially not when the lead is just sittin' on a chair like it's the dock o' the bay.

Don't expect whites to believe a black guy can solve crimes with his wits and not his fists. Besides, the whites are watching the expensive cable stations, or defiantly dialing up PBS and watching those shitty British "culture" and "masterpiece" shows like Downton Abbey, and/or the 90th variation on Sherlock Holmes with some sickly gay guy taking the lead.

The only way this fuck-up show could've worked is if it was a black woman in the lead, and in the second episode she was miraculously cured...so she could stand up and twerk...erasing the criminals with her giant rubbery boot-ayyyy.

Paul Anthony Ciancia Shoots Off His Mouth - Gets Shot in the Mouth

Paul Anthony Ciancia? Who?

Oh, just another "let's give his FULL NAME" assassin asshole, another crazy who easily got access to a rifle.

Oh yes...and his idiot family and friends had no idea he'd do something rash.

Like go into LAX airport in Los Angeles and walk around in a coward's bullet-proof vest while hunting TSA officers to kill.

He wasn't totally nuts. As he meandered about, calling out "TSA? TSA?" to people, if they didn't say yes, he let them pass. But when he did find a TSA officer in uniform. BANG.

What makes THIS particular pointless shooting more entertaining than the average one in the paper almost every day...is THIS asshole didn't kill himself, and wasn't killed by police.

At the moment, he's alive, in custody, but with "horrific" injuries.

GOOD.

He got shot in the mouth. Hopefully that will shut him the fuck up for the rest of his life in prison. And no, when you're shot in the mouth, AND in prison, maybe, just maybe, you won't have some drippy-twat groupie visiting every day and mewing about wanting to get married.

The news media loves Paul...they ran a LOT of pictures of him. He's the most photogenic psychopathic gunman since that Muslim Mongrel up in Boston.

You get only ONE picture here. That's more than enough. Some newspaper websites ran a half dozen. Every picture they could find. They also had to knee jerk about what made him go crazy, what his "philosophy" is, and by giving a coward all the attention possible, encourage more of them.

The good news is that unlike the prick in Colorado or the dick in Arizona, and most of the rest...THIS asshole got shot, and perhaps may actually SUFFER (no, the Boston Baby is all healed up, thank you, and fielding his marriage requests and whining that he doesn't like his cell...)

You don't like TSA officers, PAUL ANTHONY CIANCIA?

Well...TSA. TOUGH SHIT, ASSHOLE!

May you brush your teeth with a sponge for the rest of your life. The three teeth you might have left.

Hey MEDIAITE.COM...GROW THE FUCK UP, YOU TITTERING TWITS

Jesus, what a nerd this Andrew Kirell is. What a juvenile. Grow UP, ANDREW KIRELL!

This idiot from the website MEDIAITE is even more stupid than the pack of snorting pin-head weasels who guffaw with Fagin-esque creep Harvey Levin at TMZ, or the tittering fairies who gather around the apron of Mama Perez Hilton.

How sad that these Internet idiots have to spend each day sniffing at every tweet, every film clip, every TV show, every Reuters photo looking for some bit of nothing they can point to and blow out of all proportion

RUB...OOOOOOOH, Joel Osteen said RUB! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Get it? RUB? WOO HOO! WOO HOO!

This reminds me of the Flanders & Swann song about little kids getting into a frenzy of delight over "Pee Po Belly Bum Drawers."

Osteen, one of the less offensive religious fanatic morons on television, didn't say anything remotely sexual...take it from somebody who knows a double entendre when he sees one.

When you have to actually write: "GET IT? BECAUSE MASTURBATION," then it's NOT FUNNY, NOT THAT OBVIOUS, AND NOT WORTH A HEADLINE ABOUT A "HILARIOUSLY UNINTENTIONAL MASTURBATION TWEET."

It wasn't hilarious. It wasn't a masturbation tweet, and only an idiot would insist that any time someone says "rub" it's an "unintentional" sexual reference.

You want a masturbation joke about "rub?" Here's one from 50 years ago. Jackie Mason: "My girlfriend...she rubs me the wrong way. But I don't make an issue..."

There ya go, Andrew Kirell, you jack off. Now change your undies, little boy, wipe your snotty nose and drooling mouth...and stick your head in a toilet and FLUSH.

REBECCA EDMONDSON of HOUSING WORKS: A REAL DIMWIT CUNT

Rebecca Edmondson, spokeswoman for Housing Works, said:

“Housing Works is thrilled to receive such a generous donation from Banksy. It means a lot to our organization that the artist is using his time in New York to give back to the very community that has been captivated by his every move."

Yes, wonderful "BANKSY," who took a shitty $50 thrift shop painting, and ADDED A NAZI.

Title it however you want. It's still a positive image of a Nazi.

Rationalize it however you want...some rich assholes have pushed the bidding up past $300,000.

It's STILL a painting of a NAZI.

Rebecca, you should have made some reference to the gays who were tortured and killed at Buchenwald and Auschwitz. You could've at least said, "We at this gay charity, do understand that a Nazi symbol is odious to some, but let's put a positive spin on it. This is the past. Men with a SWASTIKA gathered up homosexuals to butcher them, and some men even made sexual slaves of gay prisoners and THEN butchered them so nobody would find out how many Nazis were queer. Let whoever bought this painting own it and know that a quiet view of a peaceful lake was DENIED thousands of homosexuals whose lives ended prematurely in ovens."

Here's a reminder of what a PINK TRIANGLE looks like, Rebecca Edmonson, DIMWIT CUNT.

And here, Rebecca Edmonson, DIMWIT CUNT, is just one picture that should come to your mind when you see a NAZI uniform and a SWASTIKA, even on a painting by a self-promoting son of a bitch like "BANKSY."

Morality, it's a bitch.

And so are you, Rebeca Edmondson.

I'm not saying DON'T TAKE A PAINTING THAT WILL RAISE hundreds of thousands of dollars.

I'm saying that if you had any kind of conscience, any kind of brains in your head, any kind of CLUE...you would've instantly been offended by this piece of shit painting and rather than just mindlessly babble about how great "BANKSY" is and how this will help people in the GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY community...

You should've thought about other minorities and oppressed people for a moment...and remembered what NAZI means and what a SWASTIKA means...and you should've known enough about the GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY community to know that it wasn't AIDS that killed thousands of them in the 1940's.

IT WAS THE NAZIS.