"BEAUTY" is up the ass of the beholder

It's always amusing (in a disgusting sort of way) to see clueless EBAY morons trying to sell their utterly worthless "pop culture" eyesores for WAY OVER what they're worth

Case in point, a shit-for-brains who has posted over 100 outrageously over-priced baseball cards with "WHAT A BEAUTY" as the opening line for EVERY AD.

What do YOU think of this "beauty?"

Let's just say Del-Boy doesn't appeal to ME!

This idiot EBAY seller is charging 10 times over what any signed Del Rice card is worth. Actually, most don't even sell. Who the fuck IS Del Rice? A washed up ball player from the late 50's nobody remembers! Probably dead. And...no, not a 'beauty.' Not his face, not a square of cardboard. How "beautiful" is any baseball card?? Here's another dubious "BEAUTY" for you NOT to buy...

Oooh, the ravishing LEON WAGNER, early 60's. Anyone who remembers him is OLD, and half-blind, and STILL wouldn't call him or his card a "beauty." Christ, I'm surprised this foul cheeseball of a seller didn't add the witless L@@K symbol.

"What a Beauty..." an autographed (and there's no proof with cards like this, that they were signed by the player) Don Mueller. Mr.Idiot wants $24.95 even though another dealer couldn't even sell one for $3.50 last week!

Here's a dirty little secret about EBAY. They are so desperate these days, they give a seller FIFTY free listings a month. Yes. This EBAY moron can post 50 over-priced auctions without being charged an insertion fee (which could be fifty cents to a dollar depending on the greed of his opening bid price).

So Mr. Asshole figures soiling the site with over 100 ads...of which the most expensive 50 are free, is BEAUTIFUL!

PS, if you actually have an offbeat hobby like collecting autographed cards of obscure UGLY ball players, you'll find almost all of them (yes, including Don Mossi) selling from EBAY dealers with actual brains in their heads, for under $5 each.