She's worse than Kardashian. Why? Because Kardashian doesn't shill for creepy German swine and dangerous "drinks" that kids should NOT have in their diet.
RED BULL? This liquid shit was invented in Mengele-land, Hitler-ville...the land of a million Jew deaths. In 1987 Austria's uber-Nazi monsters, the same ones who tried to build a master race decades earlier, made it. It tastes "sickly sweet" according to Snopes.com, which is enough to hook the kiddies, right?
NOT enough that they don't need a shill like Lindsey Vonn, who obviously wants to star in "Ski Nazis Must Shill." What a money mad whore. Well, she's hedging against the day Tiger Woods beats the crap out of her or goes too far with his S&M and ass-fucking and spanking games.
RED BULL, which sounds like a psycho-dangerous animal on the loose, is...supposed to make you feel like a psycho-dangerous animal on the loose
Yeah, that's what "sports" is about in our world. I remember playing sports, and we drank WATER. We had FUN. Even in uniforms, and with a trophy on the line, we weren't going to CHEAT and fill our bodies with dangerous chemicals. For one thing, society wasn't so sick back then. At best, we could've had a "Sun Dew" (a sugary pseudo-orange juice) or "Mountain Dew" or a Coke. Only we didn't, because our coaches knew better. Better a kid drink some water and be honest, and play fair.
RED BULL?
This shit has glucuronolactone, taurine, and a huge amount of caffeine
This shit is NOT for kids, teenagers or real athletes. Obviously. Except brain-damaged shills like Vonn want to hypnotize everyone into getting that "competitive edge" with shit that is just damn dangerous to your health.
Oh yes. Don't forget about the FIVE TEASPOONS of sugar in each can.
Lindsey Vonn, you really think loading a kid up on sugar and caffeine is "competitive?" What happened to a kid just going out there and having fun? Being competitive without needing an EDGE? You dumb bitch.
Here's a just-published story about the Austrian creep involved in "doping" who is also involved with RED BULL.
As if we don't have enough with Lance Armstrong and giant meat-headed crooks like Barry Bonds breaking home run records by using drugs. We have pretty Lindsey trying to hook teenage girls on unhealthy drinks so they can cheat and win some stupid high school sporting event? What a BRAINLESS BRAINLESS DISGUSTING STUPID OBNOXIOUS IRRESPONSIBLE CUNT THIS LINDSEY VONN IS.
Tiger Woods is already one of the most hated sports figures of all time.
It has to do with his whining, his playing the race card, his habit of pretending to be a mild and nice fellow when he's a creep and a sex pervert, etc. etc.
Back to RED BULL.
Gatorade...this rather repulsive junk is ok according to many, because it basically does nothing more than replace lost salts and "electrolytes" for sweaty athletes. That's about as far as it should go. You'll notice that in SOME sports at least, like boxing, a fighter is only allowed WATER between rounds, not Gatorade, and certainly not Lindsey Vonn's douche of choice, RED BULL.
The all-mighty DOLLAR, which motivates a money-slut like Vonn, means that this dangerous and disgusting DRUG-DRINK has been legalized in countries where it had been banned, and is as easy to find as, oh, "bath salts" and ecstasy, and date rape drugs and other shit.
You can find plenty of doctors and health organizations that will tell you this stuff is DEADLY. But who listens? Not when there's sleek, blonde, pretty, LINDSEY VONN mincing around with RED BULL on her hat, and Woods sperm in her snatch, and some kind of smelly gelatin in her brain.
Dr. D. Gebara, of UCLA, says the following (at least, according to various Internet pages...but you can find plenty more):
AVOID RED BULL BECAUSE...
1. It is dangerous to take it if you do not engage in physical exercise afterwards, since its energizing function accelerates the heart rate and can cause a sudden attack.
2. You run the risk of undergoing a cerebral hemorrhage, because RED BULL contains components that dilute the blood so that the heart utilizes less energy to pump the blood, and thus be able to deliver physical force with less effort being exerted.
3. It is prohibited to mix RED BULL with alcohol, because the mixture turns the drink into a “Deadly Bomb” that attacks the liver directly, causing the affected area never to regenerate anymore.
4. One of the main components of RED BULL is the B12 vitamin, used in medicine to recover patients who are in a coma; from here the hypertension and the state of excitement which is experienced after taking it, as if you were in a drunken state.
5. The regular consumption of RED BULL triggers off symptoms in the form of a series of irreversible nervous and neuronal diseases.
CONCLUSION: It is a drink that should be prohibited in the countries of the Caribbean and Latin America and the entire world) as it is already waking up other nations because when it is mixed with alcohol it creates a time bomb for the human body, mainly between innocent adolescents and adults with little experience.
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