THERE'S ALSO HIS FORKED TONGUE

You can be one of the richest bastards on Earth. Still, your warped brain might start poisoning your body.

Wouldn't it be funny if the creep who runs Facebook turns out to have one testicle...and shoots himself in a bunker?

My biggest hope is a variant on "bird flu," a pandemic in which every "HEDGE FUND" trader suddenly rushes, lemming-like, off a cliff into raging water. Lugging an employee from Google under each arm.

I'd also like to see every Kindle suddenly burst into flames, which would keep Amazon busy in court for a while.

And how about some of those pimply lads from Anonymous finding a way to make every new tweet on Twitter actually come out as nothing but: CHIRP CHIRP CLUCK CLUCK AWWWWWwK!!!