Tuesday, November 1, 2016

FIVE STAR HALLOWEEN

What did some of our favorite numbskull nobodies do for Halloween? 

They got into costumes! Here's a look at five of our favorite idiots who think they're stars:

Shauna Cuntwell pulled a cunning stunt, dressing up as a shaved twat. 



Her long-lost manager, Bill Hoobastank screened "Star Wars" movies all night for his sister. High from sniffing his sister's knickers, he leaped onto the table and proudly showed off his "Star Wars" memorabilia. He wore a very realistic costume: old fat virgin idiot. 



Referencing her nickname as well as the cult movie classic, Saskia dressed up as "Basket Case." She even posted on Instagram, calling herself "The Young Basket Case," which drew a complaint from the movie's producer. She had to change her billing to "Plain-Faced Ugly Clueless Basket Case." 



Spending some of the money she made by running a Kickstarter campaign that went bogus, the infamous Amy Wag-a-Staff Wetone dressed up as a big pile of shit. 
With no way of walking to a party, she stayed home and stunk out the place. 



Lastly, poor Roland the Pinhead had a miserable Halloween. 

He discovered that a certain Australian website was NOT taken down. Worse, he found that while his favorite rock group remains moribund, the debut Halloween album by an arch rival was getting rave reviews. 

OK, not EVERYONE has reviewed it. Darren Lock was seen on GooTube making a fool of himself trying to unwrap the album...even though it was a download. 

Roland was deeply disappointed when nobody realized he was in costume. He always looks like a donkey haemorrhoid. 

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