He managed to sucker in two members of the band, getting them to pay for everything, including the rooms, the food, the bus to the train and even the condoms and deodorant.
Was it worth it? Of course! THANKS ROLAND!
Look at those smirks of satisfaction! Free sex with a pair of long-eared girls who will stand still for just about anything. (Don't ask!) They were happy to get in some action before the resort closed for the season. "That was a nice piece of ass," says Josh, "but in December I'm flying to Egypt to indulge in my annual Christmas camel!" Talk about humping!
For Roland, the staid prostitutes of Bristol can't equal the skags of Skegness. He was able to indulge in all of his favorite intellectual-sexual pursuits.
"I'd love to go back for hebdomadal visits," whispers the ever-arcane webmaster, the smell of his adventure still on his breath, and stains still on his bald head."Sadly, I am so busy sticking my nose just about every place in Bristol, as well as up Gooker's ass, I won't see my favorite pay-to-play team till late December. I'm hoping to raise enough money in eBay sales to pay them to come to my place to blacken my Christmas and piss on my door (and me!!)"
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